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[exfido]

Two boys are playing hockey on a pond in the park in Toronto when one is
attacked by a rabid Pit Bull.
Thinking quickly, the other boy takes his stick, wedges it down the dog's
collar and twists, breaking the dog's neck.
A reporter who was strolling by sees the incident and rushes over to
interview the boy.
"Young Leafs Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal," he starts writing in
his
notebook.
"But I'm not a Leafs fan," the little hero replied.
"Sorry, since we are in Toronto, I just assumed you were," said the
reporter
and starts again.
"Little Jays Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack" he continued
writing
in his notebook.
I'm not a Jays fan either," the boy said
"I assumed everyone in Toronto was either a Leafs or Jays fan. What team
do
you root for?" the reporter asked.
"I'm a Montreal Canadiens fan." the child said.
The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes, "Little
French
Bastard from Montreal Kills Beloved Family Pet."