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 Posted: Sun Jan 18, 2009 08:27    Post subject:
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A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining  room,  
 
waiting  for the doctor to come in for the baby's first  exam.  
 
The  doctor arrived, and examined the baby,  
 
checked  his weight, saw it was a little low, and being a little concerned,  
 
asked  if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed.  
 
'Breast-fed,'  she replied.  
 
'Well,  strip down to your waist,' the doctor  ordered.  
 
She  did. He pinche d her nipples, pressed, kneaded,  and  
 
rubbed  both breasts for a while in a very  professional  
 
and  detailed examination.  
 
Motioning  to her to get dressed, the doctor said,  
 
'No  wonder this baby is underweight.  
 
You  don't have any milk.'  
 
I  know,' she said,  
 
'I'm  his Grandma,  
 
but  I'm glad I came.'
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Nutz
 
 
  
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 Posted: Sun Jan 18, 2009 13:24    Post subject:
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Shimmy_TSGK
 
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 Posted: Sun Jan 18, 2009 14:08    Post subject:
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lol! that would never happen in real life.
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Xmeagol
 
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 Posted: Sun Jan 18, 2009 17:08    Post subject:
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LOOL         
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StonedCabbage
 
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Joined: 18 Jun 2006 Posts: 2273 Location: Birmingham, United Kingdom Country:   Browser:   Age: 39
 
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 Posted: Sun Jan 18, 2009 18:44    Post subject:
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haha
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krazimu
 
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 Posted: Sun Jan 18, 2009 20:42    Post subject:
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   LOL  
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Freelancer
 
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 Posted: Sun Jan 18, 2009 21:58    Post subject:
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  LOL'D XD
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