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PostPosted: Sun Jan 18, 2009 08:27    Post subject:  Baby's First Doctor Visit  

A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room,
waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam.
The doctor arrived, and examined the baby,
checked his weight, saw it was a little low, and being a little concerned,
asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed.
'Breast-fed,' she replied.
'Well, strip down to your waist,' the doctor ordered.
She did. He pinche d her nipples, pressed, kneaded, and
rubbed both breasts for a while in a very professional
and detailed examination.
Motioning to her to get dressed, the doctor said,
'No wonder this baby is underweight.
You don't have any milk.'
I know,' she said,
'I'm his Grandma,
but I'm glad I came.'

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 18, 2009 13:24    Post subject:  

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 18, 2009 14:08    Post subject:  

lol! that would never happen in real life.
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 18, 2009 17:08    Post subject:  

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 18, 2009 18:44    Post subject:  

haha
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 18, 2009 21:58    Post subject:  

Neutral LOL'D XD
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