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Xmeagol
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Joined: 26 Oct 2006 Posts: 3612 Location: Oh my god look behind you it's an evil combine advisor with a raging erection oh my god. Country:  Browser:  Age: 703
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Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2008 01:42 Post subject:
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Is there a cure for backstabbing? either than time?
I have this sort of.. uhm. cancer, that makes me feel like im beeing stabbed on my back and the stabber whispers in my ear "shh, be quiet"
Gold or Cash, Thee who founds thy cure gets it all !
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Zog Ecosse

Joined: 17 Apr 2007 Posts: 788 Location: Lerwick Shetland Country:  Browser:  Age: 73
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Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2008 03:36 Post subject:
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Yes, my friend there is a cure....
Several therapy sessions with Grandpa Zog.
#1 Ignore.
#2 Get even.
#3 Kick ass.
#4 If none of these work ~ Leave town.
After this, advice costs gold nuggets.
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Phat Bacon

Joined: 09 Dec 2006 Posts: 1178 Location: Behind the Stick that killed you Country:  Browser:  Age: 32
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Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2008 04:08 Post subject:
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isnt #2 and 3 the same ? o_O
my advice : skip to zogs' #3 and never turn back ^^
haha, turn "BACK". (horrible pun )
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Zog Ecosse

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Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2008 11:20 Post subject:
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Naw, there's is a difference between #2 and #3
#2 is where you indulge in return backstabbing. A war of wits. Lots of fun watching them squirm when they get a dose of their own medicine
#3 is where you actually kick ass.
However, if you are not built like a brick shithouse or dislike hitting women, skip straight from #2 to #4.
If you are in any way apathetic go straight to #4 if you can be bothered.
Zog
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Freelancer
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Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2008 11:22 Post subject:
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3 steps my friend!
#1
Aroach silently
#2
Get ready your Ninja weapon
#3 Swing the thing ! hopefully the stabber will be uncontious or die! cheerz
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Zog Ecosse

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Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2008 11:32 Post subject:
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P.S.
I see Phat and Freelancer favor the subtle approach
Freelancer, you must have done it before or you would not know what
# 1-3 of Zog's #3 were.
Zog
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Shimmy_TSGK
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Joined: 25 May 2006 Posts: 2444 Location: Dubai, 2 clicks away from Burj Khalifa Country:  Browser:  Age: 42
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Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2008 12:02 Post subject:
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being backstabbed sucks and it always hurts.
so dude now it's time to work your magic.
a) watch you prey.
b) see what they hold dearest.
c) find a clever way to either destroy it or make something bad happen to it.
d) that person will need help, so you move in to help.
e) you gain their trust then back stab them.
it will hurt like hell and is too beautiful to perform
if you ever want to pay my, i only accept chicken nuggets as a form of payment.
feel better Breenator, life is too short to feel pain,just go to the health charger, charge up some health and get back into the fight backs were made to be backstabbed.
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Xmeagol
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Joined: 26 Oct 2006 Posts: 3612 Location: Oh my god look behind you it's an evil combine advisor with a raging erection oh my god. Country:  Browser:  Age: 703
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Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2008 12:59 Post subject:
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I was thinking bout an injection, but i guess the ninja stuff might work
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Zog Ecosse

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Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2008 14:40 Post subject:
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P.P.S
Shimmy has experience as well, otherwise how he know the (a) - (e) of
Zog's #2
Zog
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Xmeagol
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Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2008 15:18 Post subject:
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Zog Ecosse wrote: |
P.P.S
Shimmy has experience as well, otherwise how he know the (a) - (e) of
Zog's #2
Zog |
Zog can you take me to your planet?
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sargE

Joined: 19 Nov 2006 Posts: 454 Location: England Country:  Browser:  Age: 34
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Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2008 15:54 Post subject:
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DrBreen wrote: |
Zog Ecosse wrote: |
P.P.S
Shimmy has experience as well, otherwise how he know the (a) - (e) of
Zog's #2
Zog |
Zog can you take me to your planet? |
preferably a one way ticket?
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Ma[X]u']['

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Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2008 16:52 Post subject:
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Respawn
Click Esc to go to the menu
Exit Team Fortress 2
And dont play with spies next time
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Xmeagol
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Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2008 20:26 Post subject:
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I have buddha turned on
But its still painful
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StonedCabbage
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Posted: Fri Mar 21, 2008 01:53 Post subject:
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i dont get this post at all.....take a throwing knife...and chuck it at them...problem solved
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Shimmy_TSGK
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Posted: Fri Mar 21, 2008 03:18 Post subject:
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StonedCabbage wrote: |
i dont get this post at all.....take a throwing knife...and chuck it at them...problem solved  |
so speaks a true warrior
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Zog Ecosse

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Posted: Fri Mar 21, 2008 03:46 Post subject:
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Ok, so we vote for the full up approach ---
Time for training
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=cC4y144nvqM
Zog
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Xmeagol
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Posted: Fri Mar 21, 2008 12:51 Post subject:
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hahahaah
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