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PostPosted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 14:29    Post subject:  Stupid question of the day?  
What color would a smurf turn if you choked it?
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 15:40    Post subject: Re: Stupid question of the day?  
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What color would a smurf turn if you choked it?

I am not going to explain why?you are too stupid to get it. Razz
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 16:06    Post subject: Re: Stupid question of the day?  
Balle_TSGK wrote:
Shimmy_TSGK wrote:
What color would a smurf turn if you choked it?

I am not going to explain why?you are too stupid to get it. Razz


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PostPosted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 18:39    Post subject: Re: Stupid question of the day?  
Illyria wrote:
Balle_TSGK wrote:
Shimmy_TSGK wrote:
What color would a smurf turn if you choked it?

I am not going to explain why?you are too stupid to get it. Razz


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PostPosted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 18:46    Post subject: Re: Stupid question of the day?  
Shimmy_TSGK wrote:
Illyria wrote:
Balle_TSGK wrote:
Shimmy_TSGK wrote:
What color would a smurf turn if you choked it?

I am not going to explain why?you are too stupid to get it. Razz


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PostPosted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 21:47    Post subject: Re: Stupid question of the day?  
Balle_TSGK wrote:
Shimmy_TSGK wrote:
Illyria wrote:
Balle_TSGK wrote:
Shimmy_TSGK wrote:
What color would a smurf turn if you choked it?

I am not going to explain why?you are too stupid to get it. Razz


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PostPosted: Fri Sep 18, 2009 02:24    Post subject: Re: Stupid question of the day?  
Illyria wrote:
Balle_TSGK wrote:
Shimmy_TSGK wrote:
Illyria wrote:
Balle_TSGK wrote:
Shimmy_TSGK wrote:
What color would a smurf turn if you choked it?

I am not going to explain why?you are too stupid to get it. Razz


AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH


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A lot Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed


That's crazy talk! (just kidding all <3 Shimmers)


Now to answer Shimmy's original query:

The smurfs would turn purple assuming that smurfs are physiologically similar to humans. You see, humans turn blue when oxygen is lacking due to the hemoglobin in our blood. When hemoglobin is carrying oxygen (yay!) it's red and when not it's blue. Well, smurfs are blue all the time.

This presents a couple of possibilities, the most likely being that the smurfs have some chemical in their skin that naturally makes them blue (which also means that their arteries are purple if they have hemoglobin! (red + blue = purple). Or they could live without oxygen. But given that they coexist with their arch nemesis Gargamel, a being that is clearly human, the later is not likely.


In short, that asphyxiated smurf is purple!
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 18, 2009 02:36    Post subject: Re: Stupid question of the day?  
Plasmo_TSGK wrote:
Illyria wrote:
Balle_TSGK wrote:
Shimmy_TSGK wrote:
Illyria wrote:
Balle_TSGK wrote:
Shimmy_TSGK wrote:
What color would a smurf turn if you choked it?

I am not going to explain why?you are too stupid to get it. Razz


AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH


I hate both of you! Evil or Very Mad

We <3 you Very Happy


A lot Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed


That's crazy talk! (just kidding all <3 Shimmers)


Now to answer Shimmy's original query:

The smurfs would turn purple assuming that smurfs are physiologically similar to humans. You see, humans turn blue when oxygen is lacking due to the hemoglobin in our blood. When hemoglobin is carrying oxygen (yay!) it's red and when not it's blue. Well, smurfs are blue all the time.

This presents a couple of possibilities, the most likely being that the smurfs have some chemical in their skin that naturally makes them blue (which also means that their arteries are purple if they have hemoglobin! (red + blue = purple). Or they could live without oxygen. But given that they coexist with their arch nemesis Gargamel, a being that is clearly human, the later is not likely.


In short, that asphyxiated smurf is purple!


Finally a logical answer! I <3 you too smarty bro man Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 18, 2009 02:52    Post subject: Re: Stupid question of the day?  
Shimmy_TSGK wrote:
Plasmo_TSGK wrote:
Illyria wrote:
Balle_TSGK wrote:
Shimmy_TSGK wrote:
Illyria wrote:
Balle_TSGK wrote:
Shimmy_TSGK wrote:
What color would a smurf turn if you choked it?

I am not going to explain why?you are too stupid to get it. Razz


AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH


I hate both of you! Evil or Very Mad

We <3 you Very Happy


A lot Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed


That's crazy talk! (just kidding all <3 Shimmers)


Now to answer Shimmy's original query:

The smurfs would turn purple assuming that smurfs are physiologically similar to humans. You see, humans turn blue when oxygen is lacking due to the hemoglobin in our blood. When hemoglobin is carrying oxygen (yay!) it's red and when not it's blue. Well, smurfs are blue all the time.

This presents a couple of possibilities, the most likely being that the smurfs have some chemical in their skin that naturally makes them blue (which also means that their arteries are purple if they have hemoglobin! (red + blue = purple). Or they could live without oxygen. But given that they coexist with their arch nemesis Gargamel, a being that is clearly human, the later is not likely.


In short, that asphyxiated smurf is purple!


Finally a logical answer! I <3 you too smarty bro man Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! Shimmy tripped or stubbed a toe!!!!! (why else would he be all Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed ?)



Bad Banana!!!!! No dancing! Shimmy fell or something.....


What? Shimmy's okay? Sweet! Dance away!!!!!


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