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[exfido]

'I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm Scared. I think I'm going crazy.'

'Just put yourself in my hands for one year.' said The shrink. 'Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears.'

'How much do you charge?'

'Eighty dollars per visit,' replied the doctor.

I'll sleep on it,' I said

Six months later the doctor met me on the street. 'Why didn't you ever come to see me about those fears you were having?' he asked.

'Well, Eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year Is an awful lot of money! A bartender cured me for $10. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought me a new pickup!'

'Is that so!' With an attitude he asked . . . 'and how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?'

'He told me to cut the legs off the bed! - Ain't nobody under there now !'

[Nutz]

[Freelancer]

AHahahaha xDD I ROFL Nice one XD

[krazimu]

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