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PostPosted: Fri May 23, 2008 13:04    Post subject:  

STOP IT KNIFE!!!!

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PostPosted: Fri May 23, 2008 14:13    Post subject:  

Tomato Whiskey wrote:
my favorite of all time is......

rainbows (if you know you know...if you don't, I apologize)


no dude? what is this rainbows you speak of?

BOOZER! *headbangs*
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PostPosted: Sat May 24, 2008 01:53    Post subject:  

well I get invite to play on [Only3] Clan server by : [ONLY³]™ DRagoSSss

I closed his Friends chat window b4 I had a chance to copy and paste, but it was something like: -

"Come and Play Very Happy"

I join, spend 5 minutes downloading there plugins etc. 2 mins later Shimmy joins. After 3 mins of playing I get kicked by console.

I ask y to the player I get: -

[ONLY³]™ DRagoSSss: theeee boss say NOT BUNNY HOPPERSS
[ONLY³]™ DRagoSSss: bye
[ONLY³]™ DRagoSSss: sry
[ONLY³]™ DRagoSSss is now Offline.

Laughing Laughing Laughing

Im sure Shimmy will share the love on this one considering he crowbared me twice Rolling Eyes

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PostPosted: Wed May 28, 2008 11:39    Post subject:  

Quote:

Zoltar : bye i go report you to ban your steam
Tava mamma : go report
M-83 Frag killed gandahar with physics.
Zoltar : i have video
Tava mamma : lol ok



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PostPosted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 17:28    Post subject:  

http://hl2mp.tsgk.com/index.php?mode=chathistory&player=595767&page=1 this player is funny, one of the most angry players I ever met Laughing

the more creative stuff he said other than things like "DÆKHGASDØKUAGSID*PYHAS*ØOIHDA*ØAD":
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Mr. Bunnyhop TSGK
OMFG enough with the bunnyhopping
And Larwitz ruins the fun as always
I'm leaving
Have fun bunnyhopping, idiot.

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 19:44    Post subject:  

Lawitz wrote:
http://hl2mp.tsgk.com/index.php?mode=chathistory&player=595767&page=1 this player is funny, one of the most angry players I ever met Laughing

the more creative stuff he said other than things like "DÆKHGASDØKUAGSID*PYHAS*ØOIHDA*ØAD":
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Mr. Bunnyhop TSGK
OMFG enough with the bunnyhopping
And Larwitz ruins the fun as always
I'm leaving
Have fun bunnyhopping, idiot.


It is his 2nd acc! 1st one is/was muted already. Confused
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 26, 2008 00:33    Post subject:  

CHUCK NORRIS HOT DOOOOOOOOOOOOG
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 26, 2008 00:38    Post subject:  

Ghostdog82 wrote:
CHUCK NORRIS HOT DOOOOOOOOOOOOG


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PostPosted: Thu Jun 26, 2008 05:59    Post subject:  

Rublis wrote:
Ghostdog82 wrote:
CHUCK NORRIS HOT DOOOOOOOOOOOOG


o.O


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PostPosted: Sun Jun 29, 2008 19:57    Post subject:  

Oh my, this was so much fun today! There was that guy on Server VII. He got started with "WTF!" "RIGHT!" and more "wtf?!". Then that:

The Reaper: "man can you hack!!"

me: "lol, if I were hacking I would've killed you sooner than that"

The Reaper: "actually the hack is that gravity hack, where when I get near you I can get away from you"

me: "o_O whut"

The Reaper: "like you don't know"

me: "mate, I don't know anything about hacks, I have never hacked in my life"

The Reaper: "20,000 pts here? only a hacker can have that"

my favourite part of our little conversation XDDD

Then he started on some other guy:

"that RICK guy keeps doing weird things"
"he just transported me to another room"
"was shooting him then suddenly I was downstairs"

Rolling Eyes UBER HAX Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 29, 2008 20:06    Post subject:  

actually i believe The Reaper. you do HAX! o_O
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 29, 2008 21:47    Post subject:  

he looks more like a guy on crack Very Happy OMG HAXORZ you just turned the walls to flowerzz
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 29, 2008 22:06    Post subject:  

Illyria wrote:
Oh my, this was so much fun today! There was that guy on Server VII. He got started with "WTF!" "RIGHT!" and more "wtf?!". Then that:

The Reaper: "man can you hack!!"

me: "lol, if I were hacking I would've killed you sooner than that"

The Reaper: "actually the hack is that gravity hack, where when I get near you I can get away from you"

me: "o_O whut"

The Reaper: "like you don't know"

me: "mate, I don't know anything about hacks, I have never hacked in my life"

The Reaper: "20,000 pts here? only a hacker can have that"

my favourite part of our little conversation XDDD

Then he started on some other guy:

"that RICK guy keeps doing weird things"
"he just transported me to another room"
"was shooting him then suddenly I was downstairs"

Rolling Eyes UBER HAX Laughing Laughing


hmmmmm
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 29, 2008 22:14    Post subject:  

controllerboy wrote:
he looks more like a guy on crack Very Happy OMG HAXORZ you just turned the walls to flowerzz


XD
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 29, 2008 22:32    Post subject:  

Illyria wrote:
Oh my, this was so much fun today! There was that guy on Server VII. He got started with "WTF!" "RIGHT!" and more "wtf?!". Then that:

The Reaper: "man can you hack!!"

me: "lol, if I were hacking I would've killed you sooner than that"

The Reaper: "actually the hack is that gravity hack, where when I get near you I can get away from you"

me: "o_O whut"

The Reaper: "like you don't know"

me: "mate, I don't know anything about hacks, I have never hacked in my life"

The Reaper: "20,000 pts here? only a hacker can have that"

my favourite part of our little conversation XDDD

Then he started on some other guy:

"that RICK guy keeps doing weird things"
"he just transported me to another room"
"was shooting him then suddenly I was downstairs"

Rolling Eyes UBER HAX Laughing Laughing


Maybe teleported down stairs by mega lag Laughing
Or shot down stairs. Rolling Eyes

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 29, 2008 23:16    Post subject:  

gtamike123 wrote:
Illyria wrote:
Oh my, this was so much fun today! There was that guy on Server VII. He got started with "WTF!" "RIGHT!" and more "wtf?!". Then that:

The Reaper: "man can you hack!!"

me: "lol, if I were hacking I would've killed you sooner than that"

The Reaper: "actually the hack is that gravity hack, where when I get near you I can get away from you"

me: "o_O whut"

The Reaper: "like you don't know"

me: "mate, I don't know anything about hacks, I have never hacked in my life"

The Reaper: "20,000 pts here? only a hacker can have that"

my favourite part of our little conversation XDDD

Then he started on some other guy:

"that RICK guy keeps doing weird things"
"he just transported me to another room"
"was shooting him then suddenly I was downstairs"

Rolling Eyes UBER HAX Laughing Laughing


Maybe teleported down stairs by mega lag Laughing
Or shot down stairs. Rolling Eyes


my thoughts exactly Laughing Laughing

and ghost: Hmmmhmmhmmmmmmm.. HMMMMMMMMM
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 29, 2008 23:49    Post subject:  

hmmmmmmmmm
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 00:53    Post subject:  

controllerboy wrote:
he looks more like a guy on crack Very Happy OMG HAXORZ you just turned the walls to flowerzz
no its prolly the velvet Pancakes Very Happy Rolling Eyes Embarassed
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 20:22    Post subject:  

I know I know, this might be getting old, but it made me laugh so much

this player

http://hl2mp.tsgk.com/index.php?mode=chathistory&player=536542

first called me "putana" after I humiliated him, something like "whore" (I think)

then later his comment: "no way you're a woman"

gotta love it Laughing
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 22:12    Post subject:  

Illyria wrote:
I know I know, this might be getting old, but it made me laugh so much

this player

http://hl2mp.tsgk.com/index.php?mode=chathistory&player=536542

first called me "putana" after I humiliated him, something like "whore" (I think)

then later his comment: "no way you're a woman"

gotta love it Laughing

Use your female charming skills to make him say the following

"/hlx_set realname Damn Tard"

srsly he wouldn't even notice probabely Very Happy

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 10, 2008 00:18    Post subject:  

Illyria wrote:
I know I know, this might be getting old, but it made me laugh so much

this player

http://hl2mp.tsgk.com/index.php?mode=chathistory&player=536542

first called me "putana" after I humiliated him, something like "whore" (I think)

then later his comment: "no way you're a woman"

gotta love it Laughing

Putana = Slut = U pay her and do erm..noughty stuff to her..she dont mind..she got money for crack now -.-' and thats a pretty damn hard offence To be absolutly Honest Sad What a Creepy bastid... i go eat his Fish and chips now Wink

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 10, 2008 01:15    Post subject:  

That peep has anger issues...
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 10, 2008 03:40    Post subject:  

Freelancer wrote:
Illyria wrote:
I know I know, this might be getting old, but it made me laugh so much

this player

http://hl2mp.tsgk.com/index.php?mode=chathistory&player=536542

first called me "putana" after I humiliated him, something like "whore" (I think)

then later his comment: "no way you're a woman"

gotta love it Laughing

Putana = Slut = U pay her and do erm..noughty stuff to her..she dont mind..she got money for crack now -.-' and thats a pretty damn hard offence To be absolutly Honest Sad What a Creepy bastid... i go eat his Fish and chips now Wink


I know what it means Wink but there are always some angry, stupid people out there, I don't let them annoy me anymore, I just laugh about them, they're only jealous, cause I'm better Twisted Evil so I don't really care, it's getting more ridiculous the more often I hear it Laughing don't let it get to me Wink
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 10, 2008 09:35    Post subject:  

there was some russian dude who after his kpd reached 0.3 because of me changed his name to "L-nooob" (I was using the name "L"). then he had the great idead that maybe my name makes you play good so he tried but only managed (1)L Razz

once there was someone who said that I was following him and only killing him. until then I had no such interest but then the more he started to complain the funnier it got hunting him Laughing

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 10, 2008 17:26    Post subject:  

I'm like that, you get one player who tries to pick on you cause of your tag and then complains like hell when you kill him more times. Where its only a case of him crossing the server to you and sticking out like a sore thumb Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 01:34    Post subject:  

only people i will make a habit of targeting and chasing are the ones that camp Cool
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 22:57    Post subject:  

StonedCabbage wrote:
only people i will make a habit of targeting and chasing are the ones that camp Cool
Faster,Stronger, BEtter! TAG 'em AND Bag 'Em!!! Very Happy Wink That is what i love to do =]
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 14:52    Post subject:  

CΛP+ΔÎЙ HØWÐλ
2008-07-23 04:37:24 I said "nuts you bastard".
2008-07-23 04:35:08 I said "damn".
2008-07-23 04:32:41 I said "stop killing me!".
Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 15:37    Post subject:  

Nutz wrote:
CΛP+ΔÎЙ HØWÐλ
2008-07-23 04:37:24 I said "nuts you bastard".
2008-07-23 04:35:08 I said "damn".
2008-07-23 04:32:41 I said "stop killing me!".
Laughing Laughing

AH nutZ you bastard! Very Happy Nice one ^^ Sticked to him good? I hope so ^^

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 18:21    Post subject:  

Freelancer wrote:
StonedCabbage wrote:
only people i will make a habit of targeting and chasing are the ones that camp Cool
Faster,Stronger, BEtter! TAG 'em AND Bag 'Em!!! Very Happy Wink That is what i love to do =]


Imagine if the SMG had that BullsEye Tag thing outta Resistance: Fall of Man, it would be noob carnage Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil

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