TSGK Clan Forum

Mr Turd · Joined: 06 Apr 2008 Posts: 3

i do enjoy deathmatch a lot, except from the part where i get killed so please if you come across me on TSGK servers or any other for that matter please dont shoot at me throw a nade at me or come anywhere near me with a crowbar or sunstick, this i feel will increase my enjoyment of the game no end,

ta very much like

Mr Turd

Diet H2O_TSGK · Posted: Sat Jul 12, 2008 19:05 Post subject:

Dear Mr Turd

Thank you very much for your recent post requesting a cessation of hostilities towards you. Unfortunately, we can not facilitate this request as your head keeps getting in the way.

Regards

The Borg_TSGK · Posted: Sat Jul 12, 2008 19:12 Post subject:

I can fully appreciate you wanting a kill free session. I think if you contact Ghostdog_TSGK and ask about hiding in the crate, he will help you out. You may even be invited to join the hobo's Shocked

Ghost Dog_TSGK · Posted: Sat Jul 12, 2008 22:05 Post subject:

Freelancer · Posted: Sat Jul 12, 2008 22:19 Post subject:

StonedCabbage · Posted: Sat Jul 12, 2008 23:28 Post subject: Re: please help

Shimmy_TSGK · Posted: Sun Jul 13, 2008 00:17 Post subject:

if you stay alive longer... you will die more... if we kill you more... you will live less and die less. so if you die less, you will suck less, and you will enjoy more... you get me duder? Confused

Controllerboy_TSGK · Posted: Sun Jul 13, 2008 11:20 Post subject:

I understand what he means but this isn't second life or something lol. This game is made for shooting 'n killing so I fear your wish cannot be granted :X

Knife · Posted: Sun Jul 13, 2008 12:16 Post subject:

You are on my list Smile

Freelancer · Posted: Sun Jul 13, 2008 18:00 Post subject:

Indeed, hit list Priority to me aswell now ^_^

Mr Turd · Joined: 06 Apr 2008 Posts: 3

hello, and thanks for all the replys, i am very interested in contacting ghostdog and perhaps taking up the offer of hiring/renting out a crate to hide in. is it possible to view the said crate and can i mod it a bit with a shooting slit etc so i can enjoy fragging peeps but with out the danger of getting raped myself Laughing

Freelancer · Posted: Sun Jul 13, 2008 18:37 Post subject:

Ghost Dog_TSGK · Posted: Mon Jul 14, 2008 01:21 Post subject:

I agree he can use the crate for his killing purposes.

LOL this thread is a winner.

Shimmy_TSGK · Posted: Mon Jul 14, 2008 01:47 Post subject:

I think everyone should really relax...
we will be handing in some pain killers some bandages and some lubes to Mr turd as we'd like to make his stay at our servers as comfortable as possible.

Thank you, come again Razz