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PostPosted: Tue May 20, 2008 01:57    Post subject:  Tips for finding solutions to life's common problems.
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Let's say, your landlord is not fixing the water damaged floor, what do you do, You BEAT HIM WITH A STICK!

so if you want to post anything, BWS should be part of the solution.

let the nuggets of wisdom begin flowing, everyone is most welcome to join the BWS way of life.

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PostPosted: Tue May 20, 2008 05:39    Post subject:  

Let's say, you rbest friend stole your hax cake, what do you do, You BEAT HIM WITH A STICK!
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PostPosted: Tue May 20, 2008 13:54    Post subject:  

Lets say someone drank Plasmo's last beer. Evil or Very Mad What do you do? You BEAT THEM WITH A STICK!!
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PostPosted: Tue May 20, 2008 14:35    Post subject:  

Lets say your boss at work asks you to do something thats not possible, what do you do? You BEAT THEM WITH A STICK!! (And get fired later... Rolling Eyes )
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PostPosted: Tue May 20, 2008 15:10    Post subject:  

lets say someone fires you, you BEAT HIM WITH A STICK... again...
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PostPosted: Tue May 20, 2008 23:27    Post subject:  

lets say he calls the police on you for beating him twice, You BEAT HIM WITH A STICK!
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PostPosted: Wed May 21, 2008 00:00    Post subject:  

lets say the police show up with them guns! you get a full health and charge your hev suit then you BEAT THEM WITH A STICK!
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PostPosted: Wed May 21, 2008 14:16    Post subject:  

and if you get shot down, I come and BEAT THEM WITH A STICK!
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PostPosted: Wed May 21, 2008 15:00    Post subject:  

and then you Respawn, and BEAT THEM WITH A STICK!
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PostPosted: Wed May 21, 2008 15:25    Post subject:  

lets say you got stoped by a police officer and got beaten with the police stick for no reason.....YOU BEAT THEM WITH THE CROWBAR!!!! Mr. Green
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PostPosted: Wed May 21, 2008 19:05    Post subject:  

Lets say Freelancer walked into a room , You BEAT HIM WITH A STICK AND NOOB CAKE!
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PostPosted: Wed May 21, 2008 22:19    Post subject:  

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood, Watcha gonna do (BEAT HIM WITH A STICK)
If it's somethin' weird an it won't look good, Watcha gonna do (BEAT HIM WITH A STICK)
I ain't afraid a no ghost. I ain't afraid a no ghost.

If you're seein' things runnin' thru your head. Watcha gonna do (BEAT HIM WITH A STICK)

An' invisible man sleepin' in your bed. Oh Watcha gonna do (BEAT HIM WITH A STICK)
I ain't afraid a no ghost. I ain't afraid a no ghost. Watcha gonna do (BEAT HIM WITH A STICK)
If you're all alone Watcha gonna do (BEAT HIM WITH A STICK)

I ain't afraid a no ghost. I hear it likes the girls.
I ain't afraid a no ghost. Watcha gonna do (BEAT HIM WITH A STICK)

Mmm, if you've had a dose of a freaky ghost, baby, you better call Ghostbusters
Bustin' makes me feel good: I ain't afraid a no ghosts.

Don't get caught alone oh no Ghostbusters
When he comes through your door, unless you've just got some more I think you better call Ghostbusters.
Ooh... who you gonna call (Ghostbusters)
Who you gonna call (Ghostbusters)
Ah, I think you better call (Ghostbusters)

I can't hear you. Watcha gonna do (BEAT HIM WITH A STICK)
Louder! Beat him with a stick!
Watcha gonna do (BEAT HIM WITH A STICK)
Watcha gonna do (BEAT HIM WITH A STICK)
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PostPosted: Wed May 21, 2008 23:40    Post subject:  

BEATING my "LMAO ROFLCOPTER * 10 @ Breen" WITH A STICK!!
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PostPosted: Wed May 21, 2008 23:54    Post subject:  

Biffjab wrote:
Lets say Freelancer walked into a room , You BEAT HIM WITH A STICK AND NOOB CAKE!
lets Imagine BIfjab is BEATING ME WITH A STICK!...I got a .357 to help my need is these cases....And the little Caseings are there to help penetrate Biff's head with holes Twisted Evil BOOMHEADSHOT CONTROLLAH! Razz Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Thu May 22, 2008 00:20    Post subject:  

lets say freelancer goes on a murderous .357 rampage, we all team up and BEAT HIM WITH A STICK!!
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PostPosted: Thu May 22, 2008 05:08    Post subject:  

Plasmo now owns this thread.
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PostPosted: Thu May 22, 2008 13:27    Post subject:  

Ghostdog82 wrote:
Plasmo now owns this thread.


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PostPosted: Thu May 22, 2008 13:55    Post subject:  

PLASMO FTW! STICK PWNER!

Breen that song was fantastic! DJ Dr Breen coming to you from the citadel! Bass in the place 17 Bass in the place 17!

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PostPosted: Thu May 22, 2008 14:53    Post subject:  

Why do ya peeps Hate meh? Confused
BOOM HEADSHOT CONTROLLAH! Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 13, 2008 06:23    Post subject:  

use the grav gun to smash someone's face Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 13, 2008 08:39    Post subject:  

Wow, it took me this long to get to a Jasper paddling.......I hath failed at the internets! I LOVE JASPER PADDLINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Yeah that's what happens when you transgress..... (take note young ones who are still in school)


But what happens when your roommate's girlfriend moved into the house without warning, moves random boxes into the coat closet (I don't use it.....but I would if I had coats!), and puts rats on the back steps (they smell worse than a Plasmo fart!). I'm certain that that skirt is inflating the gas bill too (my roommate can't even cook grilled cheese.....)! PLASMO SMASH!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah....I'd bust out the stick but that would be assault and or sexual harassment ....

Anyway.....Plasmo has a month to scheme for when his roommate is in Europe. Roommate even sublet the apartment without asking me first Mad ! Plasmo pissed, very much.......................serious too............. (drop me a PM)

If you have any diabolical suggestions to help Plasmo get back at dickhead roommate...let me know....(by PM, this is a family forum Laughing )


This is a serious post........if beating with stick could solve problems....beatings would be done.....but I need to turn things up a notch.......and while I am an evil man.....I'm sure you all are eviler than me Laughing !

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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOPS
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