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PostPosted: Wed Dec 05, 2007 18:13    Post subject:  Stomach Virus  
Does anyone know any good HOme recepies for curing this Sickness?
Me and My parents got it from somewhere >_< And Now we sit Home....
Temperature,"BunnyHopz" from my Room till the Loo and etc....
So,Share your Experiance in curing such a sickness. Im interested how people Do it in foreign countrys O_o
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 05, 2007 18:21    Post subject:  
Take 2 packets of Picolax... you'll be right in no time.
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 05, 2007 18:22    Post subject:  
Hi,

Sorry to hear about your illness. I think [AGC] FlushTheToilet has knowledge about an effective medicine.
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 05, 2007 18:23    Post subject:  
[AgC]Flushthetoilet wrote:
Take 2 packets of Picolax... you'll be right in no time.


!! You beat me to it by seconds !!
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 05, 2007 18:23    Post subject:  
[AgC]Flushthetoilet wrote:
Take 2 packets of Picolax... you'll be right in no time.

>_> YOu think im that Desperate? Think agian Flush....
Im not Crazy Enought To use Picolax Shocked
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 05, 2007 19:16    Post subject:  
you have bacteria or "bugs"?
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 05, 2007 19:16    Post subject:  
but wtf.. WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN EATING!
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 05, 2007 20:21    Post subject:  
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 05, 2007 20:39    Post subject:  
Nice find krazimu.

I've found using leeches for a good bloodletting works.
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ugh.. leeches..
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 05, 2007 22:33    Post subject:  
Try a probiotic. Only eat bland food. Drink water (Diet H2O of course)
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 05, 2007 22:34    Post subject:  
If you're experiencing the 'runs', 'trots', etc., drink the water from cooked rice.

Good luck man!
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 05, 2007 22:43    Post subject:  
DeezNut$ wrote:
If you're experiencing the 'runs', 'trots', etc., drink the water from cooked rice.

Good luck man!


Never thought or heard of that but sound like it would help.
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 05, 2007 22:45    Post subject:  
its Just Bacteria Breen O_O
Thanks Deez,i think i am better now ...Didnt eat a bit all day,drinking water all day O-o HUngry!!!
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 05, 2007 23:18    Post subject:  
slightly offtopic..

my cat threw up 3 weeks ago, i think meat is bad for her (she's the only exception, the other 2 cats eat like pigs)

it had worms in the goo, at a close look i tought it would be ground worms, but then i say it was a parasite.

perhaps you should induce self vomit, freelancer?
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 05, 2007 23:27    Post subject:  
HOLY CRAP FREELANCER you could end up like breens cat Shocked Shocked damn your so young Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 05, 2007 23:28    Post subject:  
Hes very old! (17 cat years he has)

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 00:28    Post subject:  
(i) Buy some of this magical stuff



(ii) Drink wonderous elixir of life known as Dutch Gold

(iii) Wait for the nutrients contained inside to combat your infection...

*Raf accepts no responsibility for the effects consumption of Dutch Gold may have on your digestive system, always read the label
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 01:11    Post subject:  
Eat a lot of REALLY hot Thai food and take 5 shots of Wild Turkey w honey dripped in. Take two advil gel caps, Mucinex and go to sleep.
In the morning, Have muffins with butter.
For lunch, have rice and beans with Ginger Ale.
Drink OJ.
For dinner, have a 16 ounce Ribeye-Baked tater with butter and sour cream and four margaritas.
Next day, have eggs benedict and five mimosas, Lunch-Club sandwich and 6 tall ales.

After all that, who really gives a **** if they are sick?!?
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 08:28    Post subject:  
Hope you are feeling better Freelancer Razz

Often helps - rarely hurts - always a pleasure:

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 20, 2007 21:36    Post subject:  
Well, it finally hit me...

My daughter was sick on Monday, so I stayed home with her, taking care of her...Tuesday afternoon, I got SMASHED by this thing. Worse than her. I haven't eaten anything solid in two days, still showed up at work...
My guts feel like someone kicked me...

Gastroenteritis, no cure, just time and stay hydrated... yuk...

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 20, 2007 22:30    Post subject:  
AH...Dude,hope you will feel better in no time.
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 21, 2007 01:25    Post subject:  
sorry about your sickness Deeznut$ Sad

i've been sick for 2 and a half weeks OMG SICKNESS HAX!

severe body pain (primarily in chest) , chills, bad headaches, runs o_O, and to top it all off i got a stupid pill stuck in my throat .__. Exclamation


i was told its a nasty virus and have to wait it out Sad (been to doc 3x)

hope ill be better by christmas Rolling Eyes Sad
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 21, 2007 04:12    Post subject:  
Phat ---- have you tried talking to Shimmy. Cool

It will only cost you 100 stickings. But I am sure he knows the cure.

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 21, 2007 05:35    Post subject:  
Zog Ecosse wrote:
Phat ---- have you tried talking to Shimmy. Cool

It will only cost you 100 stickings. But I am sure he knows the cure.

Wink

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he suggested that i get undressed, bite an apple an let him pour whipped cream on me while spanking me. LIKE I WOULD ALLOW HIM TO DO THAT!?



it didnt work

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 21, 2007 08:31    Post subject:  
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Well, it finally hit me...
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Hope you will be well for Christmas Very Happy
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 22, 2007 00:50    Post subject:  
no but seriously, shimmy did suggest something but i forget what it was. he;s always trying to help others out cuz hes cool like that Wink
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 22, 2007 01:13    Post subject:  
Balle wrote:
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Well, it finally hit me...
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Hope you will be well for Christmas Very Happy


Thanks! I'm coming along.

Usually, the after effects of serious GI stress upon the surrounding musculature leave one with feelings of muscle soreness which due to the neurological processes 'interfere' with the sensory areas of the internal organs' ability to tolerate ingestion of nutrients.*

*Puke enough, and your abs are sore enough to make you nauseous for days afterwards when you eat... Sad

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 22, 2007 01:17    Post subject:  
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Balle wrote:
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Well, it finally hit me...
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Hope you will be well for Christmas Very Happy


Thanks! I'm coming along.

Usually, the after effects of serious GI stress upon the surrounding musculature leave one with feelings of muscle soreness which due to the neurological processes 'interfere' with the sensory areas of the internal organs' ability to tolerate ingestion of nutrients.*

*Puke enough, and your abs are sore enough to make you nauseous for days afterwards when you eat... Sad

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MEDICAL HAX! Mr. Green
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