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dablackdude989 · Joined: 07 Apr 2007 Posts: 138 Country: Age: 33

Thats where the commercial comes in. grab a camera man and an enthusiastic dude to walk around the store and talk about the products in such a manner to grab the customers attention and to get them to buy. slap a picture of the store and put the motto up there. and there u go. simple as that if u got money.

Phat Bacon · Posted: Fri Oct 26, 2007 03:40 Post subject:

how about we jut let krazimu decide, its his store anyway.

as for you and me, well discuss this off the forum

dablackdude989 · Joined: 07 Apr 2007 Posts: 138 Country: Age: 33

hol up now....its just some suggestions. we dont need to be heated up in this peice. its all good

Phat Bacon · Posted: Fri Oct 26, 2007 03:54 Post subject:

lol im just messin with you. but i think he chose Raptor because he wants it that way. now we should stop spamming this thead before we get it locked Shocked

i vote for Raptor Computers. Good luck dude

Plasmo_TSGK · Posted: Sat Oct 27, 2007 05:20 Post subject:

Good luck, Kraz! I'm sending over a helper monkey and a helper banana. I've gotten both to be quite stable now. They should be able to help out a bit...assuming you need poop flung about and your stash of booze depleted Very Happy

. You might be able to get them to be more useful with a stick, a 12 gauge, and some marshmallows on a stick. Why marshmallows on a stick? I have no idea, but it wouldn't hurt. And if they didn't take the bait you could make some rocking s'mores, so long as the gram crackers were marinated in booze beforehand Laughing

! Best of luck, dude!

krazimu · Posted: Sat Oct 27, 2007 06:10 Post subject:

Rofl Tomato. Thanx for the helpers even if they are a couple of lushes Laughing

Thanks everyone for your ideas and suggestions and words of encouragement Very Happy

I am currently finishing up with all of the legal stuff like getting my EIN from the IRS (Internal Raping Service) etc. So as of yesterday I am all legal and get to pay tons of cash to the American government... YAY! Thanks Diet for the company slogan ideas. I actually stole one from you, as you can see in my sig, and am going to use it. Cool

So I was thinking of names for the different models that I will offer. Looking at the names in this post got me thinking:

*The Meek Machine: Do not be fooled by it's name Wink

*The Borg: We've recently changed this models name from The Sniperborg Laughing

*The Diet H20: Our premiere water cooled system of course. ROFL
*The Freelancer: Comes preconfigured to pirate anything online with the push of a button Razz

*The Zog Ecosse: A fine computer. Comes with it's own Shetland pony Rolling Eyes

Hand tooled by Tharg on the planet Zog.
*The [KC] Rafadagaffer: This computer has the ability to automatically zero in on campers in any game running on it and kill them with a headshot. Bit o' magic from the [KC] clan Cool

*The Pureslut: One of our finest. Comes with its own shiny red crowbar Shocked

*The Breen Machine: This computer comes preloaded with an autoscript that will spam the hell out of any forum that the user comes across while browsing the web. LMAO Laughing

sry....

*The Shimmy: One of our finest computers: Comes with a shiny stunstick and for a limited time a scalpel Shocked

*The Rublis: Comes preloaded with porn. (suggestion of Pureslut) Also full of viruses which render it all but useless. Razz

*The Knife: A very sharp pc. Sorry for the horrible pun Rolling Eyes

*The eXs|DanielAndres: German engineering at it's best Cool

*dablackdude989: This computer comes with a "989" airbrushed on the side. We have no idea what it means though. Laughing

*The Phat_Bacon: Comes with a side of eggs and toast. Your choice of jam.
*The Tomato Whiskey: Comes with it's own helper monkey and dancing banana for instant tech support.

Phat Bacon · Posted: Sat Oct 27, 2007 06:54 Post subject:

Plasmo_TSGK · Posted: Sat Oct 27, 2007 08:52 Post subject:

Kraz, if I were on shrooms your banner would scare the crap out of me, but since I'm drunk it's pretty freaking cool. And yes, the banana will provide you with support on par with the greatest tech support India has to offer. For better or worse, the monkey mainly throws feces at everything. He can, however, construct a campaign to destroy your competitors, although his plans mainly consist of flinging shit about Confused

The Borg_TSGK · Posted: Sat Oct 27, 2007 09:33 Post subject:

THe Borg, that does sound a hightech beast of a machine to me Wink

Good luck m8

Freelancer · Posted: Sat Oct 27, 2007 11:01 Post subject: