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Shimmy_TSGK · Posted: Sun Aug 19, 2007 20:51 Post subject: HL2DM yo mama jokes

Yo Mama is so fat, once she fell and even a phys gun couldnt move her

Chilr · Posted: Sun Aug 19, 2007 20:53 Post subject:

yo mama is so fat...... a combine ball cant dissolve her.

Shimmy_TSGK · Posted: Sun Aug 19, 2007 20:55 Post subject:

yo mama is so big, she looks like the blue crate in the middle of a killbox.

Chilr · Posted: Sun Aug 19, 2007 20:57 Post subject:

yo mama is so fat, striders back up when she comes through

Shimmy_TSGK · Posted: Sun Aug 19, 2007 20:58 Post subject:

yo mama is so ugly, dog thought she was a female dog and wanted to mate with her.

Chilr · Posted: Sun Aug 19, 2007 21:00 Post subject:

yo mama so ugly, dog slapped alyx.

Shimmy_TSGK · Posted: Sun Aug 19, 2007 21:00 Post subject:

yo mama is so stupid, she kept spawn killing herself.

Chilr · Posted: Sun Aug 19, 2007 21:07 Post subject:

yo mama is so stupid, she though a poison headcrab was a teddy bear.

Ghost Dog_TSGK · Posted: Sun Aug 19, 2007 22:29 Post subject:

Yo mama so fat she triggers quake sounds at the dinner table.

And the wiegh scale shouts HUMILIATION

Chilr · Posted: Sun Aug 19, 2007 22:34 Post subject:

yo mama so ugly, she made Gman puke into his briefcase.

Shimmy_TSGK · Posted: Sun Aug 19, 2007 22:46 Post subject:

Yo mama is so big she uses the citadel as a toothpick.

Shimmy_TSGK · Posted: Sun Aug 19, 2007 22:48 Post subject:

yo mama is so ugly Osiris banned her from all TSGK servers... FOR LIFE!

Chilr · Posted: Sun Aug 19, 2007 22:50 Post subject:

yo mama so ugly, she broked the internet.

Shimmy_TSGK · Posted: Sun Aug 19, 2007 22:54 Post subject:

yo mama is so smelly, even speedy zombie headcrabs can't run away from her stink.

Chilr · Posted: Sun Aug 19, 2007 22:55 Post subject:

yo mama so stanky, antlions cross the ocean in fear.

Shimmy_TSGK · Posted: Sun Aug 19, 2007 22:57 Post subject:

yo mama is so naggy even phat bacon got annoyed at how much she whined!

Chilr · Posted: Sun Aug 19, 2007 22:59 Post subject:

yo mama so naggy, time4porn had nothin to say.

Rublis · Joined: 22 May 2006 Posts: 1075 Country:

yo mama is beautiful!

sargE · Posted: Sun Aug 19, 2007 23:24 Post subject:

yo mama so evil she makes the combine look like kittens. (yeah i know that sucked Wink

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Chilr · Posted: Sun Aug 19, 2007 23:28 Post subject:

yo mama so ugly, combine and rebels worked together to take her down.

Shimmy_TSGK · Posted: Sun Aug 19, 2007 23:35 Post subject:

yo mama is so desperate she went out with Dr Breen. "Not the forums Breen the in game breen"

Chilr · Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2007 00:02 Post subject:

yo mama is so desperate, the only thing she could date was a zombie's torso.

Rublis · Joined: 22 May 2006 Posts: 1075 Country:

yo mama makes tasty cookies.

Chilr · Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2007 00:06 Post subject:

yo mama so poor, all she could afford to ride was the platforms in the citadel.

eXs|DanielAndres · Joined: 03 Oct 2006 Posts: 626 Country: Age: 47

yo mama is so fat, if she crosses the street an incar gps immediately start to calculate an alternative route.

Chilr · Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2007 01:03 Post subject:

yo mama so stupid, she tries to destroy combine forcefields with a crowbar.

Rublis · Joined: 22 May 2006 Posts: 1075 Country:

Chilr!!! Jokes only about mama!!! not about PureSlut!!!!!

Chilr · Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2007 01:23 Post subject:

yo mama so lame, she laughs at rublis's jokes (lol rublis)

Xenon · Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2007 01:43 Post subject:

Chilr · Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2007 02:12 Post subject:

yo mama so big, grenades deactivate in her fat.