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[[DOH] Half Life Half Bisc]

I keep seeing a yellow magnum glowing in the bottom right hand corner of my vision (seriously...)

What other signs tell you that you have played a bit too much (I am sure this thread has been done a million times before but it is Friday and I don't care)

[Freetux]

Wondering if you could do the charger room jump in real life

Trying to bunny hop around, cause its faster.

Complaining that anyone who is better than you at anything, is a haxor n00b and should be banned.

Thinking that if you leave guns alone for a while they magically reload themselves.

Jumping from a big height and expecting to only lose 10 hp

Wondering why real life grenades dont reset themselves, before blowing yourself up.

Joining the army and insisting they give you a stunstick cause smgs are for n00bs

[Xenon]

-When you look at an everyday object and think: "What would happen if I launched that at someone with the gravity gun?".

-When you dream about playing the game. I did once.

[Diet H2O_TSGK]

Saying "dude" to a Government Minister

Tugging radiators and sinks to see how securely fitted they are

Walking backwards to face people you have just passed by.

Looking around for possible escape routes.

Saying 'N1 M8' whne handed a submission from an employee

Saying 'SUX' when handing back the submission to an employee

Replying to posts like this when I'm on the job.

[Cynyx]

- bunny hop when i go to work
- grab and lauch toilet in face of the annoying big boss
- looking for health and armor in corner of rooms
- complain about lagging people when u are in public transport
- press "y" before typing when u speak via MSN
- type mp_restartgame when u are making a mistake in coding
...

[Shimmy_TSGK]

a) owning a red crowbar

b) being pissed off at your professor and wanting to stunstick him to humiliate him

c) being afraid of going into a public toilet lest be someone camping with a grav gun and a toiletseat

d) when in stores hearing the radios with the secuirty reminds you that combine are watching

e) typing n1,gg,bb in msn and normal sms

d) meeting Diet h20 for lunch and talking about killing people and impaling them with an xbow and all of a sudden the restaurant goes silent and people look at us like we are murderers

[Wonderbanana]

[Wonderbanana]

[Sªº]

bunny hop all the time...see below

[Lawitz]

-you think of combine balls when you are in a corridor with a lot of people.
-you expect to be able to pull a weapon from in the air.
-you think of combine invasions and how you would grab your gravgun and throw doors and radiators at them.
-you would like to bunnyhop without looking like a monkey
-you shout "Headshot!" with your darkest voice when someone gets hit at the head, for example a football.
-you wonder how you can use all those chargers when you visit the hospital and see the devices beside patients.
-you wish you had a great pilot test sattelite internet guarantying low pings with your laptop whenever you have free time and are not near your computer.
-you think the physic is stuck when you cant lift something because its too heavy
-you wonder when they finally invent the gravgun
-you wonder how lethal the physics around you would be if thrown with a gravgun

more to follow if I can think of more.

[[DOH] Half Life Half Bisc]

You bend down to tie your shoelace and are briefly annoyed when the plant a SLAM animation does not happen.

[nex7one]

When I see a red line like if there were a SLAM on the wall in a coridor.

[zero98_mrg]

-you shout "dominating! god like! etc." after you complete a few random normal tasks, while your drinking beer faster than your friend or playing any sport.

[TiAs]

ask yourself how many health is your math teacher, to know if u add to shot into the head or not.

[Xmeagol]

the most commons ones are:

- Imagining a Citadel 1 mile away from my house
- Spawn Gordon Freeman in real life, control him, and destroy everything i see.
- Spawning 50 striders and watch them destroy my town
- What would the real world be like if the combine invaded us.
- automaticaly aim a gun at someones head when picking up one (real, water gun's etc.)
- Picking up a crossbow and shooting cows and shit from a safe distance (i live 500 meters away from a farm)

im not making this up, it really tought of this shit

i even dreamed i was Gordon Frohman

[Lawitz]

come on, you didn´t tell us about your hot dream with dr.breen...

[Zog Ecosse]

I stamp forms filled in by foreigners. The instructions are printed in every common language. But hey, they don't or can't read.
I used to be able to kick them for being bad
How can you return a form when there is no name and address filled in
I come home and and kick the hell out of them online.



Zog

[Shimmy_TSGK]

[Xmeagol]

[Zog Ecosse]

It includes everybody.

Boom Head Shot

Zog

[Lawitz]

[Xmeagol]

she has a nice pieice of pixel ass.

[fluffy little thing]

reaching for the salt and pepper with your grave gun in a restaraunt

[maeggs]

what i was really scared about after a very huge dm session:
i played on in my mind O_o but without intention. I mean i tryed to remember what i thaught about the last few mins (yeah thats necessary if your uber tired xD ) and discovered that i played.. was really crazy xD

[Xmeagol]

[gtamike_TSGK]

[Xmeagol]

hahaha GTA

[StonedCabbage]

Calling the Missus a n00b for buying the wrong beer.

[Spitfire]

when you hear a buzzing noise at work that tells you the food is done and you imagine you're on a Kc server and have just hit someone XD

[Zog Ecosse]

Or, you have not turned Mr. Buzzy off.

Zog