TSGK Clan Forum

underscore_n0rm · Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2007 15:23 Post subject:

as long as you keep it below 3% smg is not bad. 1 round here or there doesn't hurt. It is when you make that disparate, inaccurate spray of hope, that you are bound to be destroyed by a stick or bar.

I mean, what bothers you more:
being at 3 hp and getting 1 accidental smg bullet in the chin, or being at 98 hp and getting sprayed from across the server?

Xmeagol · Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 20:07 Post subject:

arent you guys overreacting?

I mean, 15 kills a week, isnt going to harm anyone

When i want to use SMG grenades, i burst a couple of shots in the head then shoot the nade, sometimes their low hp and get a kill

But in a survival point of view, i killed once or twice

If you think i prefer to get killed than to die and couldve have killed, then your so wrong

Knife · Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 21:12 Post subject:

smg sucks

Shimmy_TSGK · Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 21:20 Post subject:

I second that! Evil or Very Mad

Rublis · Joined: 22 May 2006 Posts: 1075 Country:

Today i was at school.

Shimmy_TSGK · Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 21:43 Post subject:

Today he was at school.

Diet H2O_TSGK · Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 21:44 Post subject:

Today Shimmy said Rublis was at school.

Sadist · Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 22:46 Post subject:

Today Diet said today Shimmy said Rublis was at school.

underscore_n0rm · Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 00:09 Post subject:

Sadist said this today.

Ghost Dog_TSGK · Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 00:55 Post subject:

Today I was at school.
They realized I'm 25 and not a substitute and a hobo so I was escorted off

underscore_n0rm · Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 01:18 Post subject:

Ghostdog is a hobo.

Knife · Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 02:41 Post subject:

Shimmy_TSGK · Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 05:19 Post subject:

yesterday knife said good luck to ghost dog cuz he was a hobo while being escorted off and went to rublis's school while having a casual conversation about silent manguming in the hl2dming diet heard shimmy say that rublis told him he was on the premises of his school all day.

Ghost Dog_TSGK · Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 08:09 Post subject:

So who's school/campus am I off to next?
I can be a motivational speaker!
DON'T BE A HOBO KIDS UNLESS YOU HAVE A CRATE!

Controllerboy_TSGK · Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 20:36 Post subject:

Ghost Dog_TSGK · Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 22:15 Post subject:

Sorry to hear that!
It's a great demo!
Did you place the demo file into your steam/hl2mp folder?

Lawitz · Posted: Fri May 18, 2007 00:19 Post subject:

you dont have to put it there, you can browse to it with demoui. if it doesnt run it won´t run unless you reinstall steam and hl2dm.

underscore_n0rm · Posted: Fri May 18, 2007 07:56 Post subject:

MY GOD! Rublis must have gone to school! He was right about the new KoRn song. Whatever he said.

Xmeagol · Posted: Fri May 18, 2007 12:59 Post subject:

Someone said that someone said, That someone said, that Rublis was somewhere

gtamike_TSGK · Posted: Fri May 18, 2007 13:05 Post subject:

I use smg not much but when I do it's went I spawn, and a smger is trying to spawn kill me. So I give some back but in the head muahahaha. Laughing

[DOH] Half Life Half Bisc · Posted: Mon May 21, 2007 14:09 Post subject:

I have bound ctrl + alt + delete to the smg so whenever I try and use it my computer turns off...

Lawitz · Posted: Mon May 21, 2007 14:41 Post subject:

it shows you are weak, you can´t stay cool when the smg is whispering to your ear: "SHOOT ME!!! SHOOT ME!!! COME ON!!!". Laughing

Biffjab · Posted: Mon May 21, 2007 20:36 Post subject:

I was thinking, maybe...
-Cookies should be free
-Milk could be an addition of that
-(Smokes weed) SMG is a point of veiw man, think of it as freedom of gaming, freegaming! Freegaming! Freegaming! (Drags) But guns are bad man, they like totally kill, did you know more people have died playing this than in WWII, its unfair man unfair, while we pollute the air killing each other ,other people are starving. We are ruining our games, and by the year 16,800 if we keep gun rates this high, valve will implode, valve dont let this happen, create a game where you can hug trees :'(
Biff Puffs out

Shimmy_TSGK · Posted: Sun Jun 10, 2007 18:09 Post subject:

Freelancer · Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 17:44 Post subject:

Xmeagol · Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 17:57 Post subject:

I don't remember his name,
I don't even remember what
he looks like.
But about promises of love,
if he asks you to ride bareback,
a man's dick does not qualify
for honesty or truth.

I sat on the bar stool at the
Chez Est, looking at myself
in the reflection of a mirror
and at the bottom of a gin
martini glass, praying to
Jesus that I hoped I would
score.

Find me a man, and surely
He did.

But, the end came even
sooner than I realized.

The end of a decadent
one-nighter, a fuckfest
night of promise, which
resulted in my heart
attack's death, upon
being asked to suck a
Dirty Old Man's
Prince Charming-less
dick.

Life is not a neatly-tied
package. At my final
suck, I found that there
were strings dangling, of
things undone. But, in
spite of my anonymity
and poverty, I was able
to accomplish most of
which I set out in life to
do.

I didn't become rich or
famous. I didn't meet
my Prince Charming,
in polished armor,
riding on a magnificent
white charger, who first
popped my cherry and
took away my virginity.

It was a Pedophile, in
a park, who offered
me more than candy.
Virginity lost for his
candy, and a ride.

Followed by the Cleric,
at a church, who offered
me more than forgiveness.
Guilt and Shame found at
my confession, and a ride

The Pedophile's hand upon
my leg.

The Cleric's mouth upon my
dick.

And, I, in a first-time-to-be-
fucked missionary position.

Both spanked and whipped
for 'forcing' the Pedophile,
and the Cleric, to have sex
with me.

Praying for forgiveness,
Being punished,
for 'sexually arousing'
the corrupted hearts
and minds, of sinless
men.

It was my sins that made
them do it.

Amazing Grace saved a
'wretch' like me.

Heavenly indulgences.
Gay bars. Gay baths.

Life was like being let
loose, and completely
free, in a candy store.
I was like a gay Forest
Gump, who found that
"life is like a box of
chocolates. You never
know what you're gonna
get."

I was not a Sleeping Beauty,
who was awakened by Prince
Charming's kiss; and by a man
who loved me more than any
one, or any thing.

I was the Street-Smart Kid,
suntanning on the beach and
working out in locker rooms,
looking for love in all of the
wrong places.

And, I usually found it.

But, sex was not all it was
cracked up to be. There
was something missing.

What I really wanted was to be
the recipient of a 24-hour and
365-day fuck marathon. One
in which I would be filled and
fulfilled, by a sweet and oh-so-
generous Sugar Daddy.

In sharp contrast, my Prince
Charming was a dick in very
tarnished armor, riding on a
Jack Asshole. In an elevator,
on an escalator, at a rest area,
in a toilet, at a truck stop, in
the woods, or some secluded
place, on a roller coaster, in a
helicopter, in a jet, flying with
Prince Charming over Niagara
Falls, and in the back seat of
Prince Charming's jalopy car,
riding him on San Francisco's
Golden Gate Bridge.

Jesus, what a wonderful flight,
and what one hell of a ride!

And, there's always that horny
man that rings my doorbell, or
the U.S. Parcel man delivering
at my door.

And, who knows? To a gay guy,
like Jimmy, this just might be what
dreams are really made of.

Diet H2O_TSGK · Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 18:13 Post subject:

Remarkably off-topic even by Breen's standards

Xmeagol · Posted: Sat Jun 16, 2007 21:57 Post subject:

I was dedicating it to Ghost Dog!

sargE · Posted: Sat Jun 16, 2007 23:32 Post subject:

Zog Ecosse · Posted: Sat Jun 16, 2007 23:54 Post subject:

Keep it up and you will qualify for honoury citizenship on the plant Zog.
Shocked

Tharg of Zog