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CANADIAN JOKES

After the North American Beer Festival, all the brewery presidents
decided to go out for a beer.
The guy from Corona sits down and says, 'Hey Senor, I would like the
world's best beer, a Corona .'
The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him.
The guy from Budweiser says, 'I'd like the best beer in the world,
give me'The King Of Beers', a Budweiser.' The bartender gives him one..
The guy from Coors says, 'I'd like the only beer made with Rocky
Mountainspring water, give me a Coors.'
He gets it. The guy from Molson sits down and says, 'Give me a Coke.'
The bartender is a little taken aback, but gives him what he ordered.
The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask, 'Why aren't you
drinking a Molson's?'
The Molson president replies, 'Well, I figured if you guys aren't
drinkingbeer, neither would I. '