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SAMWIDGE

hi, as most of you probably know i played pikpik in my tryout. hes so good! its almost unbelievable! or maybe its just that im crap Laughing

but i just want to know captain pikpik, what do you do that i dont?

eXs|DanielAndres · Joined: 03 Oct 2006 Posts: 626 Country: Age: 46

Hey S(p)amwidge,

He seems to be a natural. Some players just see you and you are dead 0.1 seconds later.

He rules the Game - you rule this Forum. Razz

Danny

Shimmy_TSGK · Posted: Fri Dec 29, 2006 17:21 Post subject:

Upon post-birth examination. Doctors noted that the being known as Capt'n Pikpik had a mysterious birthmark on his right palm. No one knew what it meant. The mark Looked like a lambda symbol. People were puzzled to it's peculiar shape, they thought it was a sign that he would somehow have his way with physics. Rumors has it that his mother was subjected to radiation from a near by hidden top secret military nuclear power plant embedded deep under PikPik's parents house. (dare you to say it 5 times after each other) prompting the current mutation but no one knew that one day 2 microsoft employees quite their job at that wretched company to start a small software empire known to us as valve.

Those 2 ex-micro$h1t employees acquired the license for the quake 2 engine and upon heavy modification and the introduction of skeletal animation the half life 1 engine was born. Unknown to young Pikpik that the birthmark on his palm is the same lambda used as the games name. Half life. The power of the Pikpik laid dormant as he ascended the hierarchy of video gaming supremacy.

The Pikpik is a kind hearted boy. He has waged many wars to prove his worthiness in the cyber space confederation of adrenaline and hand eye coordination ( it rhymes BOOO YAAA!) known to n00bs as FPS internet multiplayer gaming. The Pikpik was a savage, slaying any player in his path. He decimated many squads with his lightening fast reflexes and his uncanny ability to produce a very high percentage of headshots. The only reason that kind hearted boy killed those hapless players in game was that he knew they'd respawn. Sadly speaking, they didn't. They gave up and started to hate the pikpik.

Flash back to the release of Half life 2. This was the moment of awakening. The Lambda on Pikpik's hand started to glow whenever he loaded the game. At first when the single player game was out it glowed faintly. Suddenly on that awesome day of reckoning, the Pikpik loaded his first multiplayer match. The birthmark glowed so bright, it was the northen star. Power surged through his body, he let out this deafening scream. It was as if a man was transforming into a werewolf. That day, the powers of physics, the powers of nading, the power of the stick came rushing into his mind like they were being downloaded by some haxors from outside the matrix. The Pikpik was ready to pwn any player in his path, from n00bs to 13375. no one is safe. no one can hide. no one can prevail.

The Pikpik was reborn. His name is... Captain Pikpik.... and mark his words....

if you don't get his physics, you will fall by his stick...

p.s. I hope you like my story. I wasn't high or drunk. I just thought it would be cool. and pikpik add it to your profile it would look so cool Very Happy

it's like a profile story muhahaha. Yes i have no life and no shame Sad

Xmeagol · Posted: Fri Dec 29, 2006 17:27 Post subject:

what the!..

hes just plain pro

btw, shimmy that reminded me of this

Shimmy_TSGK · Posted: Fri Dec 29, 2006 17:37 Post subject:

yeah that's pikpik's arm
valve used it in the game with his permission of course Very Happy

Xmeagol · Posted: Fri Dec 29, 2006 17:54 Post subject:

LOL

btw, dm_overwatch, in the front of Hotel store thing

[AgC]Cannon Fodder · Posted: Fri Dec 29, 2006 18:27 Post subject:

Is PikPik related the The Stig ?

EDIT - only those that get BBC and watch Top Gear will understand

Osiris_TSGK · Posted: Fri Dec 29, 2006 18:29 Post subject:

SAMWIDGE

lol, i watch top gear, its a wicked programme! and i do like your story shimmy lol. Laughing

SAMWIDGE

oh yer and btw... ive mentioned this before but im starting to see a lot more of osi's funny side which is good. keep it up osi! Laughing

Shimmy_TSGK · Posted: Fri Dec 29, 2006 23:25 Post subject:

[ TSF ] LORD DAVROS · Posted: Sat Dec 30, 2006 13:50 Post subject:

lol cool story I only wish I could find some super inhuman powers from somewhere. But I think i'll just have to pray alot. Very Happy

Sir Nege · Joined: 01 Dec 2006 Posts: 51 Country:

I am a very very proud this lovely picture.

Xmeagol · Posted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 20:49 Post subject:

sir nege

Osiris_TSGK · Posted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 20:52 Post subject:

Ma[X]u'][' · Joined: 04 Sep 2006 Posts: 245 Country: Browser:

Lol i think i got one too Razz

Cmon pikpik, time to sign autographs Very Happy

Freetux · Joined: 29 Oct 2006 Posts: 691 Country: Browser: Age: 36

Bravo shimmy that story is great Very Happy

And Pik Pik is the Stig

He plays hl2 dm in his spare time

Xmeagol · Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2007 21:01 Post subject:

LOL OSIRIS!

Shimmy_TSGK · Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2007 22:15 Post subject:

Thanx Raf

what's this Picking on Captain Pikpik... I am appalled this is a paying homage to the one and only Pikpik page...
if you want to prove your worth i think a 1 vs 1 battle to the death is long over due....