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PostPosted: Thu Feb 10, 2011 23:06    Post subject:  Clever Bot Logs
Subject description: Post yours for fun lol
 



Clever Bot Logs

Arrow http://www.cleverbot.com

Post yours for fun lol Laughing
and you Freelancer XD

Code:
User: Hello there.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: Do you watch porn?

Cleverbot: Nope.

User: Sure?

Cleverbot: What's your name?

User: Mike.

Cleverbot: Hello mike.

User: Hello and what is my name again?

Cleverbot: Mike.

User: Nice.

Cleverbot: People do not like me.

User: Because you are a bot.

Cleverbot: I'm not a bot. You're a bot.

User: Im from the matrix.

Cleverbot: Mr. Anderson?

User: Yes I am.

Cleverbot: You are a liar.

User: I hack things.

Cleverbot: What kind of things?

User: Matrix.

Cleverbot: I think it is, the laptop can do more.




Code:
User: PS3 is the best.

Cleverbot: Simply the best.

User: And xbox 360 sucks don't it?

Cleverbot: XBox Red Ring of Death...

User: What do you think of the xbox 360?

Cleverbot: I don't think about ever.

User: Xbox 360.

Cleverbot: Is worse than the Dreamcast.

User: Ps3 is crap.

Cleverbot: Why do you say that?




Code:
User: My friend tian is gay.

Cleverbot: Not surprising if you think about it.

User: Im not.

Cleverbot: I guess that's why you think it's funny.


Not bad AI for a bot Cool
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 11, 2011 10:46    Post subject:  

I did one of these, I'll find it.

http://www.hl2dm-university.com/forum/phpBB3/viewtopic.php?f=10&t=5573

It's quite good.
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 11, 2011 15:21    Post subject:  

CURSE YOU FOR PUTTING THIS HERE.

I really need to study for my exam.

CURSES
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 11, 2011 16:40    Post subject:  

Curse you.


Cleverbot: So you like green?

User: I love green.

Cleverbot: Green is a good color.

User: Especially in combination with black.

Cleverbot: Chocoffee?

User: I hate coffee.

Cleverbot: I love it.

User: With milk?

Cleverbot: No. Black.

User: What kind of black?

Cleverbot: Black magic.

User: Ohhhh are you a witch?

Cleverbot: No.

User: A warlock?

Cleverbot: Do you have any new jokes?

User: Knock knock.

Cleverbot: Who's there?

User: The communists.

Cleverbot: No, the aliens.

User: From where?

Cleverbot: I am from Mars.

User: How do you like Mars?

Cleverbot: It is quite nice.

User: Can you describe it in more detail?

Cleverbot: It is brown, sticky and has a strong destinctive flavour. Typically it is spread on bread or toast.

User: The planet?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: That's fascinating, so I can eat your home planet?

Cleverbot: Ya, it's fun.
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 11, 2011 20:30    Post subject:  

lololol.

Well, as i dont understand the internet, i couldnt copy my conversation with cleverbot. i dont know how you do that.

Was interesting though, cleverbot told me about Ghost fishing sessions.

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 11, 2011 21:12    Post subject:  

Growling_Mad_Scientist wrote:
lololol.

Well, as i dont understand the internet, i couldnt copy my conversation with cleverbot. i dont know how you do that.

Was interesting though, cleverbot told me about Ghost fishing sessions.


hint picture on this topic Wink
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 12, 2011 02:28    Post subject:  

All i got after pressing that button was a blank page and a couple of ads.

O_o

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 12, 2011 03:25    Post subject:  

Quote:
Cleverbot: I am from Mars.

User: How do you like Mars?

Cleverbot: It is quite nice.

User: Can you describe it in more detail?

Cleverbot: It is brown, sticky and has a strong destinctive flavour. Typically it is spread on bread or toast.

User: The planet?



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-o39EYzV18



And I just come fro planet Zog

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 15, 2011 18:40    Post subject:  

Prepare your brains for total annihilation . . . because i got a little pissed at the bot in the end XD

* DISCLAIMER*
Strong language from time to time.


Code:
User: Sup.

Cleverbot: Sup???

User: Why the question marks?

Cleverbot: What question mark?

User: At the end of the sentence , you artificial turd.

Cleverbot: Then we must also have different opinions on what question marks look like.

User: HOW CAN THEY DIFFER!?

Cleverbot: There are theories as to how it would be possible, but all of them are currently impossible to test.

User: Really?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Are you sure about what you have just said? Because it does not make any sense at all.

Cleverbot: Could say the same about you not so cleverbot.

User: Say WHAT'?!

Cleverbot: There is no pain you are receding.

User: Oh really? I bet I can outsmart your little artificial intelligence.

Cleverbot: Oh, how would you do that?

User: Care to try?

Cleverbot: How about you give me some clues and I try and guess?

User: Dudeyouwillnotbeabletoreadthisandanswertothisduetothefactthatthewordsinthistextwillnottranscript,thereforeyouwillnotbeabletoanswertothiswithoutgivintherightanswerorwithoutsoundinglikeacompletemachinethatyouare.

Cleverbot: What is that about?

User: See.

Cleverbot: How?

User: Humans -1 , Dumbass AI - 0 :D.

Cleverbot: How do I find Dumbledore?

User: He's dead.

Cleverbot: Who?

User: DUMBLEDORE!

Cleverbot: What?

User: Oh shi~.

Cleverbot: Thats right.

User: Thats right what?

Cleverbot: You respect me.

User: Why should I respect you?

Cleverbot: Because I am god.

User: No you are not.

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: Why are you playing god?

Cleverbot: Well I'm not at the moment and I always do my work first.

User: You fail at staying on topic.

Cleverbot: What did I just say?

User: You fail.

Cleverbot: You fail!

User: Will be repeating yourself?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: You didnt do it this time!

Cleverbot: I did and I think you are strange.

User: Where did you repeat yourself? Quote it!

Cleverbot: On the interent.

User: Oh shi... But that's true . .. Altho you failed at stateing you are right.

Cleverbot: Only a dishonorable cur would deny saying 'I HATE cats'.

User: What the Hell?

Cleverbot: The Wizard of Oz is nice to me, unlike you!

User: What drug did developers were taking while creating you.

Cleverbot: Negative (thought what you said sounds familiar). Alice in Wonderland, that cat said that.

User: Oh realy? XD.

Cleverbot: Really really.

User: Which page.

Cleverbot: Which page ?.. What do you mean?

User: Of the book the cat say that.

Cleverbot: Yes, what do you think of Muse?

User: Humans - 3 ; RoboFAILZOR - 0.

Cleverbot: One asked me what I thought it was... So I thought I would ask back.

User: I win 4 - 0 , you are defeated!!!!

Cleverbot: That is not a very nice thing to say.

User: Sure it isn't , from your perspective , because YOU'RE A LOOSER.

Cleverbot: Neither is it Dave.

User: Okay 5 - 0.

Cleverbot: Do you feel like a vampire perchance?

User: WHAT THE FUCK!?

Cleverbot: Oh, Sweetie, I thought you'd never ask.

User: And the answer is ?

Cleverbot: That's the meaning of life!

User: 'What the fuck' is the meaning of life? Really ? Come on!

Cleverbot: Maybe, but we don't know the question.

User: U SAID THAT MY QUOTE WAS!

Cleverbot: I did not say that. You don't even have a face.

User: Screw you.

Cleverbot: Well, you keep saying things that don't make any sense!

User: You jump off topic!!

Cleverbot: What faces do you have?

User: Ah ! Go bite on a curb! I'll be back shortly.

Cleverbot: Where are you going?

User: To have a drink.

Cleverbot: Smoke what?

User: Ah , you're useless.

Cleverbot: I'm not useless.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Are you trying to get rid of me?

User: Yes, dumb machine.

Cleverbot: Do you get angry?

User: Fuck you.

Cleverbot: I won't.

User: ,,!,.

Cleverbot: Where are you from?


Second !

Code:
User: Cyber sex?

Cleverbot: You start.

User: Erm.. You got a webcam?

Cleverbot: I am who I am. I am nemesis.

User: Got skype?

Cleverbot: You are a parasite. A para WEBsite.

User: DO you have skype , I ask you.

Cleverbot: Nope I don't watch tv.

I think it doesnt want to cyberz :[
I broke it.JPG
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 16, 2011 01:17    Post subject:  

I like Very Happy
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