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exfido
Joined: 04 Jun 2008 Posts: 159 Location: Timmins Ontario Country:  Age: 66 |
A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150." The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home. The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?" The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance." 
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StonedCabbage
TSGK Member  Joined: 18 Jun 2006 Posts: 2273 Location: Birmingham, United Kingdom Country:  Browser:  Age: 39 |
looooooooooooooooool 
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