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PostPosted: Thu Jan 22, 2009 06:18    Post subject:  DOWN AT THE RETIREMENT CENTER  

80-year old Bessie bursts into the rec room at the retirement home. She holds her clenched fist in the air and announces, 'Anyone who can guess what's in my hand can have sex with me tonight!!' An elderly gentleman in the rear shouts out, 'An elephant?' Bessie thinks a minute and says, 'Close enough.'
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