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PostPosted: Wed Jan 21, 2009 07:31    Post subject:  How to clean the toilet:  

How to clean the toilet:

1. Put both lids of the toilet upand add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.


2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.


3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close the lid.
You may need to stand on the lid.


4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds.
Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.


5. Flush the toilet three or four times.
This provides a 'power-wash' and rinse'.


6. Have someone open the front door of your home.
Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift the lid.



8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom,
and run outside where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.

Sincerely,

The Dog

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 21, 2009 11:54    Post subject:  

hahahahahahha thats wkd
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 21, 2009 12:09    Post subject:  

Ah, that's why Osi has two toilets...
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 21, 2009 12:59    Post subject:  

Laughing Laughing This really works Wink Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 21, 2009 14:56    Post subject:  

And if you don't like cats, you can use an alternative to pet shampoo Twisted Evil

the dog Wink

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 21, 2009 17:13    Post subject:  

Diet H2O_TSGK wrote:
Ah, that's why Osi has two toilets...
..no wonder his cats look clean on photos all the time Mr. Green
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