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Diet H2O_TSGK
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Joined: 03 Aug 2006 Posts: 3281 Location: Ireland (right, left, then second on the right) Country: Age: 52
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Posted: Fri Sep 01, 2006 16:05 Post subject:
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Here's some postings on other (non TSGK) forums which I think are quite funny. I think the patience shown by members of those forums was heroic. I would have told the posters to get lost...
Posting 1
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Hi
Great clan! Great website! Great! I'm a cheater and would love to join up! I love computer games especially Tetris, Eazychess and Hearts. I've tried to join other clans but because I dont play HL2 they keep telling me to go away, and they dont say nice things about me I can tell you (Ive a Intel 386DX so slow).
Anyway ive tried 36 clans so far. Youre my favourite clan - can I join?
My friend Peter says u rock. But he got banned.
Uisce
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Quote: “Anyway ive tried 36 clans so far. Youre my favourite clan - can I join?”
favourite clan bcoz we're the only 1's who havn't sed 'no' yet? also..
Quote: “'m a cheater and would love to join up!”
hmmmm ..chances not lookin good,
Quote: “ dont play HL2”
...this is a HL2DM Clan, u sorta hav to play HL2DM (at least) to join,
Quote: “y friend Peter says u rock. But he got banned.”
who's peter? and banned frm our server??
Reply 2
You sound like a dick mate, no chance your joining bb
Wise, oooooooo
Posting 2
Hi
Love server program.
I am set up new server for Mongolians. Why lot of clans no like people from Mongolia?!!. Me wondered if you have sub/less Premium package. We want only half of Premium benefit as no money afoord full Premium package.
Me friend Ghengis say possible. He got C+ in Computers. He say only need half files. Files too big so half better. 20 mb down 5mB. so half files good – big ile bad. yes?
Thankyou friends
Kubla
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uhuh. i cant understand what you mean...
but: "Why lot of clans no like people from Mongolia?!!" do u play on european servers? than it's because you have a high ping! play on servers in your country or in neighbour countries.
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Hello.
Could give me advice please using grenades?
Thanking you
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Here you go:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mills_bomb
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thank
we go woods now and can play
friend Yushenko has box. lol
Reply 2
Never you mind that nasty man! I would give you advice but cannot use them at all! I think you need to set a key to swap weapons quickly and practice using it! I'm sure there are others who can give heaps better advice as it really isn't a weapon I use!
Reply 3
To do the classic nadelob trick, right click with the nade then quickly switch to the G-Gun and catch it.
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why not tell me safety pin? Yushenko hurt blood on floor
Posting 4
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Salut!
Escussi mon francais mais cest ne pas bon zut alors! Je perdu mon PC dans le metro a Lafayette stazione quand je suis kissez une femme. De puis la femme et mon Laptop PC disappearo. Mon life est pissy avec non PC. Mon dieu!
Ou est le forum pour pissy PCs a perdu? Et pourquoi la femme ne returne mo sms texts? Mon amie say la femme est une slaphead.
Merci beaucup
Uisce
Reply 1
Pas tout compris... C'est une joke ??? Si non : Ecrit dans ta langue d'origine, ce sera surement plus clair...
Reply 2
Do you speak english ?
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Osiris_TSGK
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Joined: 21 May 2006 Posts: 4668 Location: France
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Posted: Fri Sep 01, 2006 16:17 Post subject:
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Nice one, some post are almost unbelivable... I really hope those are jokes
_________________ Allez allez, enlève ta culotte et déboutonne mon pantalon...
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Rublis
Joined: 22 May 2006 Posts: 1075 Country:
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Posted: Fri Sep 01, 2006 16:45 Post subject:
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lol, do not understund last but lol
Last edited by Rublis on Fri Sep 01, 2006 16:54; edited 1 time in total
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Sadist
Joined: 29 Jun 2006 Posts: 721 Location: The TSF Council Country:
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Posted: Fri Sep 01, 2006 16:47 Post subject:
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Haha i love the last one, Mon life est pissy avec non PC. Mon dieu!
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Janglenut
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Joined: 26 Jun 2006 Posts: 6 Country:
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Posted: Sun Sep 03, 2006 02:25 Post subject:
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Lol, I'll try to translate what the last post guy said:
Hi!
Excuse my french but I am not good at it! I lost my PC in the metro at Lafayette station when I kissed a woman. Since then the woman and my Laptop PC disappeared. My life is pissy with no PC. Mon dieu! (dunno wat that means lol)
Where is the forum for pissy PCs that have been lost? And why is the woman not returning my SMS texts? My friend says the woman is a slaphead
Thanks a lot
Uisce
(lol im sure i made mistakes, I only learnt french at skl )
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Osiris_TSGK
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Joined: 21 May 2006 Posts: 4668 Location: France
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Posted: Sun Sep 03, 2006 02:32 Post subject:
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Yes that's it
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DuMBaZz
Joined: 22 May 2006 Posts: 321 Location: Hmm look behind you! Country: Age: 31
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Posted: Sun Sep 03, 2006 13:20 Post subject:
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Thats only spam posts
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