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PostPosted: Sat Aug 02, 2008 01:56    Post subject:  WebChimp UK
Subject description: I'd like to join
 

I meet all the basic requirements apart from KpD.(1.04 Overall 1.16 in the last 7 days, although i'm trying hard to get it up)
My chat history is good, apart from use of the word 'noob', which shall stop.
I never use the RPG or SMG.
I love using the grenade trick.
I play on TSGK servers almost all the time.

If you think my KpD is too low i will try to get it up.

Thanks alot
WebChimp UK

Oh yeah fluent in English aswell.

http://hl2mp.tsgk.com/index.php?mode=playerinfo&player=284646

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 02, 2008 02:06    Post subject:  

http://hl2mp.tsgk.com/index.php?mode=playerinfo&player=284646

These a your stats!

everything looks cool but you need to get better KPD and stop using calling peepz noobs because they use SMG, theres nothing wrong with it. (dont use it if you want to get in TSGK anyway.)

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 02, 2008 02:09    Post subject:  

Thats one of the changes which happens from now... no more calling people 'noobs'. Oh and where it says 'nub' he was another player.

Also i was looking through the other joining posts and saw Nutz, his KpD was quite low aswell.

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 02, 2008 02:12    Post subject:  

WebChimp Uk wrote:
Thats one of the changes which happens from now... no more calling people 'noobs'. Oh and where it says 'nub' he was another player.

Also i was looking through the other joining posts and saw Nutz, his KpD was quite low aswell.

WebChimp UK


Recent Kpd is useful because think of this

you have 1.000.000 kills and 900.000 deaths, It would take a LONG time, if not almost impossible to get to a 1.30% KPD ratio, this is where the recent kpd kicks in, it shows your recent kills in the last 7 days, if osiris thinks you're ready, then you'll get a tryout, untill then just enjoy HL2DM, and play for the kills.
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 02, 2008 02:30    Post subject:  

Yeah the KpD requirement is adjusted as Osi sees fit (I also became TSGK with a KpD < 1.3).

Your weapon usage is good, but I suggest you work on other weapons as well (shotty, mag, and/or xbow). Speaking from experience, a tryout with mainly grenade and physics skills can be a very painful tryout! I'm still looking for a couple teeth and my left testicle after mine...and that was over 1.5 years ago Shocked !

Best of luck, WebChimp!

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 02, 2008 02:33    Post subject:  

Thanks alot for the advice, I'll probably start training myself up using the crossbow in a bit.

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 02, 2008 12:21    Post subject:  

Hi,

Welcome and thanks for your application.

Those are your stats:
http://hl2mp.tsgk.com/index.php?mode=playerinfo&player=284646

And those are our basic requirements:
http://forum.tsgk.com/viewtopic.php?t=28

- Your chat history isn't compatible with our basic requirements at all.
Without a clean chat history you will never be eligible for a tryout, this include the word "noob", any of its variations and redundant whining.

Note that not having a Player Status "In good standing" anymore (like for exemple being muted by automute system), leads to an irremediable termination of the current, or any further, joining application.
Which isn't your case at this time.

You'r currently not eligible for a tryout due to the reasons mentionned above.
You may update this request when you will meet the basics requirements.
Thanks.

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 02, 2008 12:25    Post subject:  

Thanks alot for the response, I'll keep playing and post back when i meet all of the requirements, the chat should be sorted within a week, as thats how long the record is, and I'll definitely clean up the language.

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 02, 2008 14:51    Post subject:  

WebChimp Uk wrote:

Also i was looking through the other joining posts and saw Nutz, his KpD was quite low aswell.

WebChimp UK


And it took me a looooong time. My global is horrible, but my weekly KPD when I finally joined was 1.54 and 1000 kills.

If you really want it work on chat and keep on the straight a narrow Smile
Very much good luck to you. Smile

p.s. Plasmo is right I brought grenade and physics to my first tryout and it
was like bringing a knife to a gun fight. Laughing

Plas. I think I found your left one. It was with my right one Shocked

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 02, 2008 15:12    Post subject:  

Osiris_TSGK wrote:

Which isn't your case at this time.


lol Smile
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 02, 2008 19:30    Post subject:  

Not another Simian Primate Shocked
This clan is going backwards, we'll have URLAS in next LOL Laughing

Good luck munkayboi, keep at it. If I was you I'd only use sticks and grav gun, as all other weapons smell.

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 02, 2008 21:02    Post subject:  

I had a short think about your kpd. You seem like a good player from playing you on server I recently. Not that im suggesting this, but I do believe everyone gets a free account which could be used to get a good clean kpd, although im almost sure the joining process does not allow use of multiple accounts.

Even still, like nutz says you can join if your current form meets requirements, as opposed to your global.

Good luck mate, like nutz says its about staying true to the tsgk way of doing things and lots of patience.
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 03, 2008 20:05    Post subject:  

Nutz wrote:


Plas. I think I found your left one. It was with my right one Shocked


LEFTY!!!!!

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 03, 2008 23:47    Post subject:  

Just to let you know my recent KpD has just hit 1.30

WebChimp UK

(Wow Tomato Whiskey you joined these forums on my birthday...)
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 03, 2008 23:53    Post subject:  

WebChimp Uk wrote:
Just to let you know my recent KpD has just hit 1.30

WebChimp UK

(Wow Tomato Whiskey you joined these forums on my birthday...)


Now clear your bad chat history, or at least what remains of it
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 00:14    Post subject:  

WebChimp Uk wrote:
(Wow Tomato Whiskey you joined these forums on my birthday...)


I'll raise a pint to that coincidink come 9/17!

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 06, 2008 23:12    Post subject:  

Just to let you know I'm still interested and only a few more days until i will be eligible, just getting rid of the last of the bad chat history.

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 09, 2008 03:34    Post subject:  

Just to let you know the last of the bad chat has now gone, and my recent KpD is above 1.3.

That means that i finally meet all of the criteria and am now eligible, unless there's something I've forgotten about...

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 09, 2008 09:37    Post subject:  

Good luck with your tryout, as and when you get it
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 09, 2008 13:24    Post subject:  

Thanks a lot for the reply and i hope i do get a tryout, although just to let you know I'm going away on holiday soon, although only for 1 week. Between the 16th of August and the 23rd of August.

Thanks.

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 10, 2008 03:59    Post subject:  

had fun playing you today - good luck Very Happy
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 10, 2008 13:27    Post subject:  

Good Luck again. Smile
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 10, 2008 15:52    Post subject:  

Thanks. From talking to the TSGK members it looks like i'll need it... Shocked

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 10, 2008 22:31    Post subject:  

you pray you dont get pikpik for your tryout

(was it pikpik?)
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 10, 2008 22:34    Post subject:  

Hmm.... Yeah I've heard that. I also heard Osi is very very good aswell.... Confused

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 13:08    Post subject:  

Just bumping to say that I' am still very much interesting in becoming a part of the team.

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 14:33    Post subject:  

Be patient, and hang in there. Smile I never saw how bad the chat was, but it may take a little while to make sure you will stay clean. Keep with the gg's
and you will be OK. Very Happy

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 15:09    Post subject:  

Thanks for the advice.

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 19:40    Post subject:  

It could take awhile to get in, but its definately worth it.

Stay positive chimp, you can do it. Wink

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 06:41    Post subject:  

Good player this Chimp, Had some good fights with him, He probably gets angry with me trying to pull the stick on him so much :O
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