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Diet H2O_TSGK
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 23, 2006 23:10    Post subject:  Advice Required  

Hi

I've been plaing on TSGK servers for a while now and need your advice!

I like eating my dinner with a knife and fork but I heard that only noobs use a knife and fork and that I need to work on my chopsticks more. But yesterday I accidently cut off 11 of my 10 fingers so my chopsticks style is getting worse. I was wondering if it would be ok to head-bang my plate instead or would that be gay? I'm very hungry as a result and I try to open my refridgerator with my teeth but my pet parrot keeps telling me to stop camping. I've food all over my face which means I'm losing more points than ever.

Have to go now as I have spilled blood on my keyboard. Help me out guys - I'm eating through a straw!

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 23, 2006 23:51    Post subject:  

LMFAO
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 24, 2006 00:05    Post subject:  

LOL
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 24, 2006 06:23    Post subject:  

LOL Laughing
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 24, 2006 10:31    Post subject:  

Lol!!!!

If you get any hard food you should put it in a liquidiser so you can use your straw. Razz

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 20:35    Post subject:  

I would laugh, Diet, if I didn't have the exact same problem.

Not THE exact same problem ( I don't have a parrot but an old blind french poodle called Rex) anyway

I tried not eating for a week, but dispite that, when I started eating again,
I felt like I couldn't anymore (even with a straw)... so not only that but my eat / not eat ratio is going down.

So now, i'm getting skinnier and skinnier, people mock me more, kids throw stones at me (they usually miss now, but still ... !)

I even have to check who's in my favorite restaurant before I go in ...

I feel like i want to use the knife and fork again sometimes but my pride tells me to stick with the chopsticks!

Arg ! I'm must go now, Rex wants dinner (ungrateful bitch!)
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 31, 2006 17:30    Post subject:    

Laughing
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Diet H2O_TSGK
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 31, 2006 18:58    Post subject:  

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I even have to check who's in my favorite restaurant before I go in ...



lol - I think I know exactly what your saying. Hehe.

You kill me GB - please stop it hurts!

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 01, 2006 00:54    Post subject:  

Smile
I studied irish humour for a year that's why Tron! (that is "kinda" true)

Diet H2O wrote:
I think I know exactly what your saying.


Ah, I knew you would understand

Anyway chopsticks or not, i'll see you guys on the servers Twisted Evil
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