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exfido
Joined: 04 Jun 2008 Posts: 159 Location: Timmins Ontario Country:  Age: 66
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Posted: Thu Jun 19, 2008 00:01 Post subject:
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After 20 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one evening,
when the wife felt her husband begin to touch her in ways he hadn't in
quite some time.
It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck, and then began
moving down past the small of her back.
He then slid his hand across her shoulders and neck, slowly worked it
down over one breast, then the other, stopping just over her lower
stomach.
He then proceeded to place his hand on her left inner arm, caressed
past the side of her breast again, working down her side, passed
gently over and then in between her buttock and down her leg to her
calf.
Then, he proceeded up her inner thigh, stopping just at the uppermost
portion of her leg. He continued in the same manner on her right side,
then suddenly stopped, rolled over and became silent.
As she had become quite aroused by this caressing, she asked in a
loving voice, 'That was wonderful. Why did you stop?'
'I found the remote,' he said.
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Phat Bacon

Joined: 09 Dec 2006 Posts: 1178 Location: Behind the Stick that killed you Country:  Browser:  Age: 32
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Posted: Thu Jun 19, 2008 00:44 Post subject:
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XD
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Freelancer
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Joined: 06 Jun 2006 Posts: 3227 Location: Latvija Country:  Browser:  Age: 34
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Posted: Thu Jun 19, 2008 00:44 Post subject:
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pwnt tbh
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Balle_TSGK
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Posted: Thu Jun 19, 2008 06:57 Post subject:
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LMAO
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Nutz

Joined: 17 Sep 2007 Posts: 713 Location: A forest near you. Country:  Browser:  Age: 51
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Posted: Thu Jun 19, 2008 17:23 Post subject:
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StonedCabbage
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Joined: 18 Jun 2006 Posts: 2273 Location: Birmingham, United Kingdom Country:  Browser:  Age: 38
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Posted: Thu Jun 19, 2008 21:20 Post subject:
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haxs
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shevi51
Joined: 14 Jul 2007 Posts: 305 Location: Cologne Country:  Browser:  Age: 33
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Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 00:40 Post subject:
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LOL
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Shimmy_TSGK
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Joined: 25 May 2006 Posts: 2444 Location: Dubai, 2 clicks away from Burj Khalifa Country:  Browser:  Age: 42
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Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 01:03 Post subject:
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rofl!
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Controllerboy_TSGK
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Joined: 21 Dec 2006 Posts: 1025 Location: Ingelmunster, West of the Flanders, Flanders, Belgium Country:  Browser:  Age: 34
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Posted: Sat Jun 21, 2008 12:58 Post subject:
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I hope not expriences j/k good 1 xD
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