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PostPosted: Thu Jun 19, 2008 00:01    Post subject:  Subject: Married life  

After 20 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one evening,
when the wife felt her husband begin to touch her in ways he hadn't in
quite some time.

It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck, and then began
moving down past the small of her back.

He then slid his hand across her shoulders and neck, slowly worked it
down over one breast, then the other, stopping just over her lower
stomach.

He then proceeded to place his hand on her left inner arm, caressed
past the side of her breast again, working down her side, passed
gently over and then in between her buttock and down her leg to her
calf.

Then, he proceeded up her inner thigh, stopping just at the uppermost
portion of her leg. He continued in the same manner on her right side,
then suddenly stopped, rolled over and became silent.

As she had become quite aroused by this caressing, she asked in a
loving voice, 'That was wonderful. Why did you stop?'




'I found the remote,' he said. Laughing

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 19, 2008 00:44    Post subject:  

XD
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 19, 2008 00:44    Post subject:  

Laughing Neutral pwnt tbh Laughing
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 19, 2008 06:57    Post subject:  

LMAO Laughing
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 19, 2008 21:20    Post subject:  

haxs
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 00:40    Post subject:  

LOL
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 01:03    Post subject:  

rofl!
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 21, 2008 12:58    Post subject:  

I hope not expriences Very Happy j/k good 1 xD
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