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exfido · Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 23:36 Post subject: cyanide

A respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, 'I would like to buy some cyanide.'

The pharmacist asked, 'Why in the world do you need cyanide?'

The lady replied, 'I need it to poison my husband.'

The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, 'Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband. That's against the law! I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!'

The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.

The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, 'Well now, that's different. You didn't tell me you had a
prescription.'

StonedCabbage · Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 00:54 Post subject:

lol

i did actually chuckle at that one ... also im stoned Laughing

Zog Ecosse · Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 03:09 Post subject:

You all like jokes?
Set aside a little time each day for a smile, even if yo have heard them before.
There are some local originals here as well Laughing

http://www.shetlink.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=141

Zog

Plasmo_TSGK · Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 07:59 Post subject:

Very nice joke....but hot tip folks!

Cyanide in the gaseous form smells like almonds....

so if ever you smell almonds and think someone is out to kill you....run!!!!!!!!!