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An Ontarian wanted to become a Newfie. He went to the neurosurgeon and
asked,'Is there anything you can do to me that would make me into a Newfie?'
'Sure it's easy.' replied the neurosurgeon. 'All I have to do is cut out 1/3
of your
brain,and you'll be a Newfie..'
He was very pleased, and immediately underwent the operation. However,
theneurosurgeon's knife slipped, and instead of cutting 1/3 of the
patient's brain, the surgeon
accidentally cut out 2/3 of the patient's brain.
H e was terribly remorseful, and waited impatiently beside the
patient'sbed as the patient recovered from the anesthetic. As soon as
the patient was conscious, the
neurosurgeon said to him 'I'm terribly sorry,

but there was a ghastly accident. Instead of cutting out 1/3 of your
brain, I accidentally cut out 2/3 of >your brain.' The patient replied
'Qu'est-ce que vous avez dit,monsieur?'