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PostPosted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 00:23    Post subject:  Tales of TSGK
Subject description: Community story
 

I seen this a few times, it goes like this, i give a theme, characters, and a timeline and everyone writes a bit of the story!

basicaly i start a story, and you continue it, amke it funny and interesting (and short! 2/3 lines of text are enought), and dont try to end the story!

the story's timeline is set in the XII century. here i go.

Once upon a time there was a village, a small but very important village, there was a special boy, who would become a great and powerful man, his name was Balle. Balle was 9 years old and was famous amongst the ladies, there was also his friends, they were all in a clan called TSGKAY, they lived to stick each other with sticks (of wood, obviously) but they werent old enought to use the mightier sticks, the Iron sticks, the sticks that older men used to fight each other in fun, but competive way.

All went well in this village, but it isn't just suger and spice in there, there is evil surrouding the village.. One day Balle wook up, and took a walk in the woods, he was welcomed by a overwelming stench of shit, he found the village troll wandering around the bushes, he was known as DrBreen.

Balle yells for help and Breen turns his back, then quickly throws a wooden hotel sign at him..
[TO BE CONTINUED]

You can now continue Very Happy (to post a tought or a regular comment put it at the end of your share of the story!
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 01:31    Post subject:  

The Hotel sign nicked Balle on the cheek. It made his cheeks burn like that time in Summer camp. He felt that age old shame return. "Not again", he cried, picking himself up with his trusty stick thrusting in his hand. "Damn you, Breen you know-all piece of deranged mongrel giblets!". Breen felt fear, felt confused - it was then he realised what was happening... puberty.
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 05:26    Post subject:  

LOL! Very well done.
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 16, 2010 15:25    Post subject:  

This thread is declared gold
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 17, 2010 01:09    Post subject:  

GDOG DEPLOY NAO!!!
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 17, 2010 03:54    Post subject:  

So I popped in here saw freelancers post and thought he wanted the thread zombie, but here goes.

Balle bought us all beer and we drank it then dayat said me and Balle were too loud in the other room and when I asked dayat what it sounded like he said,

"Sounds like two doods wrestlin'"
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 17, 2010 07:26    Post subject:  

LUUULZ Laughing
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 17, 2010 14:43    Post subject:  

italic is cOol
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 18, 2010 03:17    Post subject:  

And when copoius ammouts of ale were drunk at the inn, somone shouted "let us tarry forth an play with our sticks."
And low, there was a might whacking of wood and steel whith sparks like srteams of pearl flowing.
And when the fight was over, all saited, they agreed 'thas a good game. They all sat in council and agreed that they should come together on nights such as these so that they could wield their mighty sticks in the company of good men and true. To this end it was agreed that they should form a covenant where all good men and true could live by the stick and play with each one and all ............................................

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 18, 2010 14:29    Post subject:  

Fixed Wink
Zog Ecosse wrote:
And when copoius ammouts of ale were drunk at the inn, somone shouted "let us tarry forth an play with our sticks."
And low, there was a might whacking of wood and steel whith sparks like srteams of pearl flowing.
And when the fight was over, all saited, they agreed 'thas a good game. They all sat in council and agreed that they should come together on nights such as these so that they could wield their mighty sticks in the company of good men and true. To this end it was agreed that they should form a covenant where all good men and true could live by the stick and play with each one and all
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 18, 2010 14:49    Post subject:  

Oh wow zog you're a natural.
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