TSGK Clan Forum

PurpleM · Joined: 08 Nov 2007 Posts: 1 Country:

Hi,

I'd never join a club that would have me as a member.......

A Good line but in this case not true. Id really like to join. Ive been killing folk every day and then I like to come home for a game of Half Life.

Seriously my wife thinks Im too old for this carry on but I loves it I tells yah. Even an old duffer like myself enjoys the rush of bursting a few heads. Life may beging at 40 but my half life started way before that.

Anyone who has played me ....sorry for being an annoying c*nt with that orb ( or the bubble gun I like to call it to even annoy folk more)
or the mines, not to forget the RPG but its you or me, and Id rather it was you to be fair.

Anyway, Im not one for joining things usually, but in my cirlce of old duffers they have no idea the meaning of my HL2 patches on my jacket or t shirts with stickmen getting toilets banged into their heads, just thought I'd like to be with folk who know what Im into.

http://hl2mp.tsgk.com/index.php?mode=playerinfo&player=62485&aliases_sort=deaths&aliases_sortorder=desc

I can email photos of my wife in the bath if that helps? let me in!!

Diet H2O_TSGK · Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2007 03:13 Post subject:

Osiris_TSGK · Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2007 04:29 Post subject:

Hi,

Welcome and thanks for your joining request.

Here is your weekly activity at TSGK Servers:
http://hl2mp.tsgk.com/index.php?mode=playerinfo&player=62485

Here are our basic requirements:
http://forum.tsgk.com/viewtopic.php?t=28

- No RPG required at anytime for the tryout eligibility.
- Your weekly activity is under 800 frags a week with 400.

Everything else is fine for now.
Thanks.

Zog Ecosse · Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2007 04:36 Post subject:

Life may begin at 40? Old duffer? Evil or Very Mad

Im old enough to be your father and I only started hl2 dm seriousy six months ago.

That puts me in mind of an old poem -

When a man grows old
And his combine balls go cold
and the tip of his grav gun turns blue
When the xbow is bent in the middle
like a one string fiddle
Ther's a trick or two he can teach you

(Adapted from the ballad of eskimo Nell)

Go kick ass Wink

Zog

Phat Bacon · Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2007 04:38 Post subject:

Phat Bacon · Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2007 04:40 Post subject:

Zog Ecosse · Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2007 04:45 Post subject:

No I didn't Im not that stupid. Surprised

And I am near 56 which would make it above board. Laughing

ISP down tonight - on a 56k connection. Tiscsli suck worse than me.

Zog

Xmeagol · Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2007 16:45 Post subject:

Knife · Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2007 19:33 Post subject:

[AgC]Flushthetoilet · Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2007 23:27 Post subject:

Ahem.. as an impartial here... if you PM me the pics of your misses I'll study whether or not they are admissible.

Where abouts are you from mate.. never seen you around.

The Borg_TSGK · Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2007 09:39 Post subject:

Hands Away From Michael J · Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2007 16:42 Post subject:

HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Phat Bacon · Posted: Sat Nov 10, 2007 01:11 Post subject:

CrazySteffen · Posted: Sat Nov 10, 2007 10:46 Post subject:

Play some killboxes, not only lockdown and maps like them.