TSGK Clan Forum

The Borg_TSGK · Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2007 21:39 Post subject: Kc's Birthday

Just to let you know that KC Clan's birthday this week, head over and wish them all the best

Controllerboy_TSGK · Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2007 22:22 Post subject:

w00000t go kill some campers for me will ya Very Happy

[AgC]Flushthetoilet · Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2007 23:11 Post subject:

Will there be beer ?

Ghost Dog_TSGK · Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2007 23:48 Post subject:

I already did go over them to congratulate,then Fyck was like "so what are you saying we're all old and stinky?" and I was like no no Fyck you're the man just relax guy!And Fyck was like "GET HIM NADE!" then Nade leaps out of a dark corner and hit me on the right leg so I can't compete in the ice skating competition at the olympics and I was like "WHY WHY WHY" and Fyck was like "Kick him while he's down!" so they did kick me and never held back!

Then I got up and started to nurse my wounds when Biffjab approached and said "Kick him while he's up!" so they of course did and after that they all threw cupcakes at me and said it was all a joke and they never really meant me any harm,then out of nowhere I put on my sweet ninja outfit to prepare for action.....but it turns out I can't sew very well so when I got in my uber NINJA battle stance the back ripped and my butt was showing so I turned around to run but they only laughed harder.

After all that on the way home Osiris notices me walking down the road shamefaced with my butt in the breeze due to the poorly patched rear area,and yells out of his window "DAMNIT GHOST DOG THIS IS NOT HOW I PICTURED YOU REPRESENTING US!GOOD GOD MAN COVER YOUR ASS!"Then he threw a beer at my head but I caught it and drank it and Osiris was like "n1" and I was like "ty" then he said screw this I'm getting some cookies!And I was like "can I have some cookies????" and Osiris was like "does your butt want some too? xD" then they all laughed at me so I was like "FINE THEN I'M GOING TO THE BUTTPATCH STORE" and half an hour later I came back and asked Osiris if he knew where the buttpatch store was and he was like "NOOO!!!" so I was like "ok" and then I went back to KC's for revenge!On the way I found Tomato whiskey and Meek Meekle at the liquor store and I was like WAZAAAAAAAAA and they were like WAZAAAA o_O YOU NEED A BUTT PATCH!And I was like OH YEAH! Do you guys know where the buttpatch store is??????? And they were like "who doesn't???"So after I got my buttpatch we went for a stroll and who did we find??? SHIMMY! So Shimmy was like "hey duder that's an awesome butt patch is that version 8.5??? And I was like "OH YEAH!"And he was like "SWEET DUDE THAT HAS INTEGRATED Wi Fi capabilities!And I was like "for what?"Then Tomato started laughing so hard he shot beer through his nose! And tomato was like "GOD YOU GUYS SUCK,v8.5 doesn't have Wi Fi you have to order the beta version 9.0 for that LAWLS".

So I was like dang I got a lot to learn about butt patches and then we all went to Shimmy's to play 360 and he owned us all in his new game entitled "hobo assault revenge of the panhandler" but I think it was hax because west side hobos never carry grenades the most they have is soiled clothing from the west side mission.Anyway to make a long story short turns out the entire KC clan was making me a special cupcake and didn't want to spoil the suprise and so the beating was needed in order to snuff out my suspicions of the mighty baked good,and when I got back we all exchanged funny tales of how we each broke into Shimmys house to play his video games on seperate occaisions,then KillaPPV showed up and was like "GUYS THAT BUTTPATCH IS A BOMB!" Next thing we heard was BOOM and the words read,Shimmy_TSGK Multikill.Turns out it was Shimmys buttpatch store the whole time!

The moral of this is,always get your buttpatches on the east side,not the west.

P.S.I won the ice skating competiton with a triple lutz axle mcfakie grind,controversial yes,but second to none.
HAPPY BDAY KC CLAN

Xenon · Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2007 23:59 Post subject:

Wow great story and useful advice too! XD
Here, have a banana!

StonedCabbage · Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 01:37 Post subject:

lmao the diary of Ghostdog Wink

Xmeagol · Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 01:45 Post subject:

AYE WHY WASNT I INFORMED

i was gonna be 1 day admin :'(

krazimu · Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 09:11 Post subject:

Diet H2O_TSGK · Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 11:28 Post subject:

N1 Ghosty - you have talent Very Happy

fluffy little thing · Joined: 16 Dec 2006 Posts: 61 Country:

happy birthday KC, many more to come

darkmaster · Joined: 29 Dec 2006 Posts: 147 Country:

happy brithday