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[Bad ass mother fuker]

Helo all nade masters and beginers i wood realy love to ask all off you to shear the nade tech.Thanks to all off you with all respect to all off you

[Bad ass mother fuker]

about 80% off times you been shot at with HMGL they tryght to roll it on the flor right under your feet so all you do take a gg out and right mouse button fasing on the flore a littel bit befor your self and in 99% off chanses you will cach it ofcorce the caching tech depends on skills

[[DOH] Half Life Half Bisc]

Please all bow your heads and observe a minute's silence as we witness the tragic death of the English language.

[CrazySteffen]

[Xmeagol]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA


on topic:


DONT SHOOT THE NADES ON TEH FLOOR

[Rublis]

[Diet H2O_TSGK]

I've worked it all out...

I think BAMF said:

[Hello to all of you who use ‘nades. I would be very grateful to you if you would share your ‘nade techniques as I respect you. For myself, I notice that pressing secondary fire on the grav gun gives you a 99% chance of effectively intercepting casually thrown grenades (depending of course on your skill level).]

Then Half Life Half Biscuit noted the clever Joycean manipulation of language. To which Crazysteffan gave a reply with deliberate irony which more or less said:

[Ha, ha – how very droll of you. But seriously, I try not to worry too much about how I use my ‘nades. I tend to only use ‘nades when I have not got a better alternative which admittedly, is often due to my trigger-happy nature. But anyway, I find listening to the ‘nades help me to estimate the timing of its explosion. This is very helpful when an enemy is very close to me as I simply release the 'nade just before detonation thereby killing the enemy. Releasing a ‘nade just before detonation also limits the time an enemy has to attempt to catch it. Even if they survive, you always have your stunstick handy, which never runs out of ammo.]

Rublis then replied with subtlety by using lower case at the beginning of each sentence.



BTW: my ukranian 'n latvian gramar sucks big time yeah also so who me to talk man?!^3

[[DOH] Half Life Half Bisc]

[Diet H2O_TSGK]

Hmmm, I considered that but ruled it out due the inclusion of a comma and an exclamation mark.



But, back to topic.... Things Diet Does Wif Grenades.


1. Cooking.
Toss nade in front (2nd fire on nade), whip out gg and catch, then aim, judge distance and primary fire on gg.

To show off, I sometimes drop, catch, drop catch etc until I blow up

2. Toss nade in front (2nd fire on nades), whip out gg and press primary fire - launches nade a great distance accurately and quickly.

3. Simple methods.
a. Sometime I crouch on lift and when it reaches bottom 2nd fire on nade. It sweetly rolls onto the ground. Dunno why I do this, but it gives me pleasure. Similarly, on ramp crouch, 2nd fire on nade and let it roll gently onto a sniper on a platform
b. Simple throw - keep it simple stupid I say (to myself). Throw (primary fire on nade) it into a corner. Quick and easy. Kills people there and clears out all that junk that gathers in corners (a tidy killbox is a tidy mind)

Minor Tactics.
- When jumping off a ramp, lob a nade into the hole in the roof on killbox V8.
- When spawning in the red room and there is a mad battle going on, don't think for one second that they'll leave you alone. Cook a nade and throw it into them.
- "The Tossover", if someone's chasing you, look straight down, 2nd fire nade (underhand throw), when releasing flick mouse upwards. Nade rolls lazily into the air above your head, and detonates just behind follower (thats the theory anyway).
- The kamikaze. Sometimes I have been know to add the word kamikaze to my name. I let you work out why. It gives me the giggles in friendly matches.

[CrazySteffen]

[Knife]

[Shimmy_TSGK]

I speak london very best!

[Bad ass mother fuker]

For all off you to know moust off your kind ( ALL MYGHTY AMERICANS) caint spell worth off fhet and ass for H2O stop making me basterd

[Ghost Dog_TSGK]

I am a certified nade master ^^ what do you need?

[Shimmy_TSGK]

lol am not American nor is English my first language but Firefox's spell checker sure is handy

[Diet H2O_TSGK]

um, ok

(said very quietly)

[[DOH] Half Life Half Bisc]

I pasted BAMF's comment into Firefox spellchecker and it crashed the internet.

[Freetux]

[Shimmy_TSGK]

[krazimu]

Um... I believe this is the first post from an American in this thread besides yours Please note that I am NOT ALLMIGHTY

But in all seriousness, Bad ass mother fuker asked a question nicely. Do not fault him on his spelling. (k maybe I'm a bit too serious today)

Edit: I forgot to quote BAMF but the first part of this post was a reply to his earlier one.

[eXs|DanielAndres]

I remember this kind of speech from the server... wait... Osi, yould you please ungimp BAMF?

My only advice related to nadecooking is: If you toss your nade to the left - you wont harm someone on the right... or something like that.

[Diet H2O_TSGK]

[The Borg_TSGK]

[Bad ass mother fuker]

Seems like moust off you can never be sirios

[Diet H2O_TSGK]

Oh yeah?

Then wtf is this?!!

[The Borg_TSGK]

I love you Diet, Thankyou O gr8 1 for your help

IS that what you meant

[[DOH] Half Life Half Bisc]

[Wonderbanana]

[eXs|DanielAndres]

Thank you Diet. Or, 당신을 감사하십시오 <--- as they say in Ireland.

[eXs| chick chuggy]

Well said Krazimu, i think people should lay off him too!..No one on here is perfect and we should remember that and these days people shorten text in there own individual way, maybe he has dyslexia.
Think about it ?
There Sarah has had her opinion hehe

Now i can partyyyyyyyy xx

Love and respect 2 all Chick chuggy