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Sadist
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Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2007 10:49 Post subject:
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Whats your favourite quote from a film everyone?
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Diet H2O_TSGK
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Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2007 11:02 Post subject:
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Hmmmm. Well one sticks in my mind.
In the film Cliffhanger, Sly Stallone is fighting with some guy atop the undercarriage of a helicopter which is precariously hanging upside down by a single cable, one mile up a mountain. The heroine shouts out "Be careful!"
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[AgC]Flushthetoilet
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Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2007 11:26 Post subject:
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"Only 2 things come from Texas.... steers and queers and I cant see any horns on you!"
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nex7one
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Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2007 12:08 Post subject:
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"What does Marcellus Wallace looks like ?!" - Pulp Fiction
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Knife
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Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2007 13:03 Post subject:
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Rather a King in Hell then a slave in heaven - Devil's advocate
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Diet H2O_TSGK
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Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2007 15:43 Post subject:
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Hmmm. Knife reminded me of some great lines from that most beautiful film… erm – 300:
Messenger: A thousand nations of the Persian empire descend upon you. Our arrows will blot out the sun.
Stelios: Then we will fight in the shade.
Theron: It is the law my lord, the spartan army must not go to war.
Leonidas: And nor shall we. I've said no such order. I'm here, just taking a stroll, stretching my legs...[pauses and looks back] and those are my 300 personal bodyguards.
Leonidas: Spartans! Ready your breakfast and eat hearty, for tonight we dine in hell!
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SAMWIDGE
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Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2007 16:49 Post subject:
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madness? this is sparta!!!
dont forget that 1 diet
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CHRIS CARNAGE
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Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2007 20:07 Post subject:
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Here are some from what I call "crappae" movies (movies that are so bad that are amusing to watch):
My all time favorite is from Dead Alive [horror movie made by Peter Jackson in the 80s]:
"I kick ass for the Lord" - said by a priest right before he kicks major zombie ass kung fu style. I seriously laughed for about 20 minutes.
Jack Frost [horror movie about a killer snowman]:
"I only axed you for a smoke" after he killed some dude with an axe.
Commando [Arnold Movie]:
"Let off some steam, Bennett." right after Arnold throws a pipe through Bennett.
"You're a funny man Sully, I like you. That's why I'm going to kill you last." later on when he is holding Sully over a cliff Sully says something like "you said you'd kill me last" and Arnold says "I lied" and drops him.
"I eat green berets for breakfast. And right now I'm very hungry." Said while punching a green beret.
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Controllerboy_TSGK
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Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2007 21:56 Post subject:
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'I will never let go' - Leonardo Di Caprio a millisecond before sinking in the sea because he died by low temperatures
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Phat Bacon
Joined: 09 Dec 2006 Posts: 1178 Location: Behind the Stick that killed you Country: Browser: Age: 31
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Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2007 22:48 Post subject:
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"I'll be back" - need i say the movie?
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Ghost Dog_TSGK
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Posted: Tue May 01, 2007 05:14 Post subject:
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Let off some steam Bennett will never get old,n1 Chris.
Arnold comes to mind for me in the movie Kindergarten cop:
"IT'S NOT A TUMOR"
His accent is pricless.
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Lawitz
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Posted: Tue May 01, 2007 12:53 Post subject:
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CHRIS CARNAGE wrote: |
My all time favorite is from Dead Alive [horror movie made by Peter Jackson in the 80s]:
"I kick ass for the Lord" - said by a priest right before he kicks major zombie ass kung fu style. I seriously laughed for about 20 minutes.
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I laughed a lot at that too
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VisualShock_TSGK
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Posted: Wed May 02, 2007 12:12 Post subject:
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Shawn of the dead
Shawn and Ed are very drunk, and raving to incredibly loud music
Pete walks in, pissed off at being woken up, and throws the record out of the window.
Shawn: Oi!
Pete: It's four in the fucking morning!
Shawnk: It's saturday!
Pete: No, it's not! it's fucking sunday, and i've got to be in work in four fucking hours because everyother fucker in my fucking department is fucking ill! now can you see why i'm so fucking angry!
Ed: Fuck yeah!
[pete goes to hit Ed]
Shaun: Whoa, we're all friends here -
Pete: He's not my friend, he's a fucking idiot!
Ed: What's that supposed to mean?
Pete: It means, why don't you FUCK OFF!? You wanna live like an animal, why don't you go and live in the shed, you thick fuck!
Shaun: Oh, leave him alone!
Pete: Stop defending him, Shaun! All he does is hold you back! Or does it make your life easier having someone around who's more of a loser than you are?
Shaun: [Hurt] What's that supposed to mean?
Pete: You know what it means. I assume it was Liz that did the dumping. [pause, pointing at Shaun with a bandaged hand] Sort your fucking life out, mate!
Ed: Whassup with you hand, man?
Pete: [annoyed, glaring at the stained gauze] I got mugged on the way home from work.
Ed: [amused] By who?
Pete: [with growing irritation] I dunno, some crackheads or something. One of 'em bit me.
Ed: [feigning disbelief] Why did they bite you?
Pete: [angrily] I don't know! I didn't stop to ask them!! [pause, clutching sinuses] Look, I've got a splitting headache, and your stupid hip-hop isn't helping.
[Pete heads for the stairs, stopping at the front entryway]
Pete: And the front door is open, AGAIN! [slams front door shut]
Ed: [Sulkily] It's not hip-hop, it's electro. Prick. Next time I see him, he's dead.
Hot Fuzz
After chasing villains into the supermarket, they assume a position behind the bakery couner, and proceed to throw objects from there.
Danny: What's the situation then?
as a butchers cleaver flys over-head
Angel: Two blokes, and a fuck-load of cutlery.
Danny Butterman: Have you ever fired two guns whilst jumping through the air?
Nicholas Angel: No.
Danny Butterman: Have you ever fired one gun whilst jumping through the air?
Nicholas Angel: No.
Danny Butterman: Have you ever been involved in a high speed car chase?
Nicholas Angel: Yes.
Danny Butterman: Have you ever fired your gun whilst being involved in a high speed car chase?
Nicholas Angel: No!
[Looking at a suspicious-looking passerby]
Nicholas Angel: All right, what about this guy? Ask yourself, why has he got his hat pulled down like that?
Danny Butterman: He's fuck-ugly.
Nicholas Angel: Or, he doesn't want you to see his face.
Danny Butterman: 'Cause he's fuck-ugly!
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Lawitz
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Posted: Wed May 02, 2007 15:49 Post subject:
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I watched hot fuzz today, great movie. shaun of the dead was also very nice.
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[KC] Tricky D [O]
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Phat_Bacon wrote: |
"I'll be back" - need i say the movie? |
What movie's that? Lol joking
Vader: Luke, I am your Father
Luke: Noooooooooooo!
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G-Man
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Posted: Sat May 05, 2007 03:17 Post subject:
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"Free your mind, Neo."
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Phat Bacon
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Ghostdog82 wrote: |
Let off some steam Bennett will never get old,n1 Chris.
Arnold comes to mind for me in the movie Kindergarten cop:
"IT'S NOT A TUMOR"
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speaking of Kindergarden Cop, i love it when he yells "SHUT UUUPPP!!!!!!!!!" to the kids. that was so funny. arnold really kicks some serious @$$. his accent really makes him tough(er). GO DOG FOR LIKING ARNOLD!!! HE'S MY FAVORITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! then again you do like big men eating beefy tacos if i'm not mistaken
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Wonderbanana
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Posted: Sat May 05, 2007 12:41 Post subject:
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A couple I like:
"This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time." - Fight Club
"When engaged in combat, the vanquishing of thine enemy can be the warrior's only concern. This is the first and cardinal rule of combat. Suppress all human emotion and compassion. Kill whoever stands in thy way, even if that be Lord God, or Buddha himself. This truth lies at the heart of the art of combat. Once it is mastered... Thou shall fear no one... Though the devil himself may bar thy way......." - Kill Bill
"I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries." - Monty Python & the Holy Grail
"“It’s mercy, compassion, and forgiveness I lack — not rationality.” - Kill Bill
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VisualShock_TSGK
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Posted: Sat May 05, 2007 19:06 Post subject:
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[KC] Tricky D [O] wrote: |
Vader: Luke, I am your Father
Luke: Noooooooooooo! |
Do you think Vader has to pay Child Support? or like...alimony or something?
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Xmeagol
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Posted: Tue May 08, 2007 22:53 Post subject:
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This is your first night, you have to fight -- Fight club
or something like that xD
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underscore_n0rm
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Posted: Wed May 09, 2007 00:42 Post subject:
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Gattaca:
Jerome-
There's more vodka in this piss than there is piss.
Vincent-
It's funny, you work so hard, you do everything you can to get away from a place, and when you finally get your chance to leave, you find a reason to stay.
[Vincent is looking at the 12-fingered pianist]
Irene: You didn't know?
Vincent: Oh, I knew.
Irene: It's amazing, isn't it?
Vincent: Twelve fingers or one, it's how you play
Irene: That piece can only be played with twelve.
Great movie
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krazimu
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From the movie Misery... What's the matter? WHAT'S THE MATTER? I will tell you "what's the matter!" I go out of my way for you! I do everything to try and make you happy. I feed you, I clean you, I dress you, and what thanks do I get? "Oh, you bought the wrong paper, Anne, I can't write on this paper, Anne!" Well, I'll get your stupid paper but you just better start showing me a little appreciation around here, Mr. MAN!
The first time I saw this movie I laughed for like two hours straight. Yes, I am a little twisted
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VisualShock_TSGK
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Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players, and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol and dental insurance. Choose fixed-interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisure wear and matching luggage. Choose a three piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked-up brats you have spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life: I chose something else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who need reasons when you've got heroin?
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