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PostPosted: Mon Aug 20, 2007 02:35    Post subject:  

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yo mama is so naggy even phat bacon got annoyed at how much she whined!


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PostPosted: Mon Aug 20, 2007 09:52    Post subject:  

Chilr wrote:
yo mama so naggy, time4porn had nothin to say.



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PostPosted: Mon Aug 20, 2007 09:53    Post subject:  

yo mama so stupid, she used an explosive barrel for cover
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 20, 2007 10:22    Post subject:  

yo mama is so fat people mistake her for a hev and a health charger combined!
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 20, 2007 10:44    Post subject:  

yo mama so hot, the sun blew up.
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 20, 2007 11:32    Post subject:  

yo mama so fat, crossbow bolts just tickle her.
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 20, 2007 15:35    Post subject:  

yo mama so stupid, she goes to sleep on a bed of slams.
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 20, 2007 17:15    Post subject:  

Yo moma so stupid she tought a stunstick was a dildo
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 20, 2007 19:08    Post subject:  

yo mama so mean, she uses an rpg to spank you when u look at her funny.
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 20, 2007 20:03    Post subject:  

Yo mama is so fat she bunny hops using her foot flubba
Yeah man robbin williams would be proud hi5

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 20, 2007 20:04    Post subject:  

Yo mama is so bored of being pointlessly insulted , she shot herself with a 357
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 20, 2007 22:10    Post subject:  

yo mama is so fat, she can bearly fit in a map and is always branded a camper no matter how hard she tries to move!
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 20, 2007 23:11    Post subject:  

Yo momma sooooooo uuglyyy, everywhere she goes you hear the quake "Hoooooolllllly SHIIIITTTT!
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 21, 2007 00:21    Post subject:  

yo mama so ugly, she makes in game npc's lag.
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 21, 2007 13:55    Post subject:  

yo mama so ugly, she makes the combine stop their invasion on earth.
(I have no clue whats this supposed to be actually)

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 21, 2007 14:28    Post subject:  

gordon freeman stopped the invasion :O

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 21, 2007 15:28    Post subject:  

yo mama so ugly, when she enters a beauty pageant, the vortiguants win.
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 21, 2007 18:15    Post subject:  

yo mama is SOOO big that a bolt can do a 360 in her bellybutton
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 21, 2007 18:16    Post subject:  

yo mama is so ugly that even the vorts start to dig faster than antlions
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 21, 2007 18:17    Post subject:  

yo mama is so stupid she uses a 357 for a donut holder while she ieats them (yes Very Happy i like simpsons teh movid )
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 21, 2007 18:17    Post subject:  

yo mama is SO yo mama so that she is yo mama
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 21, 2007 18:22    Post subject:  

yo mama is so stupid she got lost in killbox v3
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 21, 2007 18:28    Post subject:  

yo mama is so stupid, she stands still at mag_surf.
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 21, 2007 19:34    Post subject:  

yo mama so gay, she make ????? look heterosexual.

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 20:38    Post subject:  

You mama so fat, she tried to eat a S.L.A.Mwidge.
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 20:54    Post subject:  

yo mama so hard-headed, eli vance beat her with his peg leg and forged it into a sword.
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 20:57    Post subject:  

El_ladron(a.k.a_algea2003 wrote:
Yo momma sooooooo uuglyyy, everywhere she goes you hear the quake "Hoooooolllllly SHIIIITTTT!


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PostPosted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 18:18    Post subject:  

Yo mamma's so fat she can play in lockdown and overwatch at the same time
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 18:19    Post subject:  

Yo mamma's so fat that she's always camping
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 21:35    Post subject:  

Yo Mommas so fat that players think shes a blue container
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