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gtamike_TSGK
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Joined: 20 Aug 2006 Posts: 2991 Location: Mapper since 2007 YouTube: gtamikesvideos Country: Browser: Age: 34
Posted: Thu Feb 10, 2011 23:06 Post subject:
Clever Bot Logs Subject description: Post yours for fun lol
Clever Bot Logs
http://www.cleverbot.com
Post yours for fun lol
and you Freelancer XD
Code:
User: Hello there.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: Do you watch porn?
Cleverbot: Nope.
User: Sure?
Cleverbot: What's your name?
User: Mike.
Cleverbot: Hello mike.
User: Hello and what is my name again?
Cleverbot: Mike.
User: Nice.
Cleverbot: People do not like me.
User: Because you are a bot.
Cleverbot: I'm not a bot. You're a bot.
User: Im from the matrix.
Cleverbot: Mr. Anderson?
User: Yes I am.
Cleverbot: You are a liar.
User: I hack things.
Cleverbot: What kind of things?
User: Matrix.
Cleverbot: I think it is, the laptop can do more.
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User: PS3 is the best.
Cleverbot: Simply the best.
User: And xbox 360 sucks don't it?
Cleverbot: XBox Red Ring of Death...
User: What do you think of the xbox 360?
Cleverbot: I don't think about ever.
User: Xbox 360.
Cleverbot: Is worse than the Dreamcast.
User: Ps3 is crap.
Cleverbot: Why do you say that?
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User: My friend tian is gay.
Cleverbot: Not surprising if you think about it.
User: Im not.
Cleverbot: I guess that's why you think it's funny.
Not bad AI for a bot
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Ghost Dog_TSGK
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Joined: 13 Mar 2007 Posts: 2083 Country: Browser: Age: 124
Posted: Fri Feb 11, 2011 10:46 Post subject:
I did one of these, I'll find it.
http://www.hl2dm-university.com/forum/phpBB3/viewtopic.php?f=10&t=5573
It's quite good.
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Illyria_TSGK
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Joined: 23 Feb 2008 Posts: 1075 Country: Browser: Age: 35
Posted: Fri Feb 11, 2011 15:21 Post subject:
CURSE YOU FOR PUTTING THIS HERE.
I really need to study for my exam.
CURSES
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Illyria_TSGK
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Joined: 23 Feb 2008 Posts: 1075 Country: Browser: Age: 35
Posted: Fri Feb 11, 2011 16:40 Post subject:
Curse you.
Cleverbot: So you like green?
User: I love green.
Cleverbot: Green is a good color.
User: Especially in combination with black.
Cleverbot: Chocoffee?
User: I hate coffee.
Cleverbot: I love it.
User: With milk?
Cleverbot: No. Black.
User: What kind of black?
Cleverbot: Black magic.
User: Ohhhh are you a witch?
Cleverbot: No.
User: A warlock?
Cleverbot: Do you have any new jokes?
User: Knock knock.
Cleverbot: Who's there?
User: The communists.
Cleverbot: No, the aliens.
User: From where?
Cleverbot: I am from Mars.
User: How do you like Mars?
Cleverbot: It is quite nice.
User: Can you describe it in more detail?
Cleverbot: It is brown, sticky and has a strong destinctive flavour. Typically it is spread on bread or toast.
User: The planet?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: That's fascinating, so I can eat your home planet?
Cleverbot: Ya, it's fun.
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Growling_Mad_Scientist
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Joined: 17 Apr 2007 Posts: 321 Country: Browser: Age: 41
Posted: Fri Feb 11, 2011 20:30 Post subject:
lololol.
Well, as i dont understand the internet, i couldnt copy my conversation with cleverbot. i dont know how you do that.
Was interesting though, cleverbot told me about Ghost fishing sessions.
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gtamike_TSGK
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Joined: 20 Aug 2006 Posts: 2991 Location: Mapper since 2007 YouTube: gtamikesvideos Country: Browser: Age: 34
Posted: Fri Feb 11, 2011 21:12 Post subject:
Growling_Mad_Scientist wrote:
lololol.
Well, as i dont understand the internet, i couldnt copy my conversation with cleverbot. i dont know how you do that.
Was interesting though, cleverbot told me about Ghost fishing sessions.
hint picture on this topic
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Growling_Mad_Scientist
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Joined: 17 Apr 2007 Posts: 321 Country: Browser: Age: 41
Posted: Sat Feb 12, 2011 02:28 Post subject:
All i got after pressing that button was a blank page and a couple of ads.
O_o
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Zog Ecosse
Joined: 17 Apr 2007 Posts: 788 Location: Lerwick Shetland Country: Browser: Age: 72
Posted: Sat Feb 12, 2011 03:25 Post subject:
Quote:
Cleverbot: I am from Mars.
User: How do you like Mars?
Cleverbot: It is quite nice.
User: Can you describe it in more detail?
Cleverbot: It is brown, sticky and has a strong destinctive flavour. Typically it is spread on bread or toast.
User: The planet?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-o39EYzV18
And I just come fro planet Zog
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Freelancer
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Joined: 06 Jun 2006 Posts: 3227 Location: Latvija Country: Browser: Age: 32
Posted: Tue Feb 15, 2011 18:40 Post subject:
Prepare your brains for total annihilation . . . because i got a little pissed at the bot in the end XD
* DISCLAIMER*
Strong language from time to time.
Code:
User: Sup.
Cleverbot: Sup???
User: Why the question marks?
Cleverbot: What question mark?
User: At the end of the sentence , you artificial turd.
Cleverbot: Then we must also have different opinions on what question marks look like.
User: HOW CAN THEY DIFFER!?
Cleverbot: There are theories as to how it would be possible, but all of them are currently impossible to test.
User: Really?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Are you sure about what you have just said? Because it does not make any sense at all.
Cleverbot: Could say the same about you not so cleverbot.
User: Say WHAT'?!
Cleverbot: There is no pain you are receding.
User: Oh really? I bet I can outsmart your little artificial intelligence.
Cleverbot: Oh, how would you do that?
User: Care to try?
Cleverbot: How about you give me some clues and I try and guess?
User: Dudeyouwillnotbeabletoreadthisandanswertothisduetothefactthatthewordsinthistextwillnottranscript,thereforeyouwillnotbeabletoanswertothiswithoutgivintherightanswerorwithoutsoundinglikeacompletemachinethatyouare.
Cleverbot: What is that about?
User: See.
Cleverbot: How?
User: Humans -1 , Dumbass AI - 0 :D.
Cleverbot: How do I find Dumbledore?
User: He's dead.
Cleverbot: Who?
User: DUMBLEDORE!
Cleverbot: What?
User: Oh shi~.
Cleverbot: Thats right.
User: Thats right what?
Cleverbot: You respect me.
User: Why should I respect you?
Cleverbot: Because I am god.
User: No you are not.
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
User: Why are you playing god?
Cleverbot: Well I'm not at the moment and I always do my work first.
User: You fail at staying on topic.
Cleverbot: What did I just say?
User: You fail.
Cleverbot: You fail!
User: Will be repeating yourself?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: You didnt do it this time!
Cleverbot: I did and I think you are strange.
User: Where did you repeat yourself? Quote it!
Cleverbot: On the interent.
User: Oh shi... But that's true . .. Altho you failed at stateing you are right.
Cleverbot: Only a dishonorable cur would deny saying 'I HATE cats'.
User: What the Hell?
Cleverbot: The Wizard of Oz is nice to me, unlike you!
User: What drug did developers were taking while creating you.
Cleverbot: Negative (thought what you said sounds familiar). Alice in Wonderland, that cat said that.
User: Oh realy? XD.
Cleverbot: Really really.
User: Which page.
Cleverbot: Which page ?.. What do you mean?
User: Of the book the cat say that.
Cleverbot: Yes, what do you think of Muse?
User: Humans - 3 ; RoboFAILZOR - 0.
Cleverbot: One asked me what I thought it was... So I thought I would ask back.
User: I win 4 - 0 , you are defeated!!!!
Cleverbot: That is not a very nice thing to say.
User: Sure it isn't , from your perspective , because YOU'RE A LOOSER.
Cleverbot: Neither is it Dave.
User: Okay 5 - 0.
Cleverbot: Do you feel like a vampire perchance?
User: WHAT THE FUCK!?
Cleverbot: Oh, Sweetie, I thought you'd never ask.
User: And the answer is ?
Cleverbot: That's the meaning of life!
User: 'What the fuck' is the meaning of life? Really ? Come on!
Cleverbot: Maybe, but we don't know the question.
User: U SAID THAT MY QUOTE WAS!
Cleverbot: I did not say that. You don't even have a face.
User: Screw you.
Cleverbot: Well, you keep saying things that don't make any sense!
User: You jump off topic!!
Cleverbot: What faces do you have?
User: Ah ! Go bite on a curb! I'll be back shortly.
Cleverbot: Where are you going?
User: To have a drink.
Cleverbot: Smoke what?
User: Ah , you're useless.
Cleverbot: I'm not useless.
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: Are you trying to get rid of me?
User: Yes, dumb machine.
Cleverbot: Do you get angry?
User: Fuck you.
Cleverbot: I won't.
User: ,,!,.
Cleverbot: Where are you from?
Second !
Code:
User: Cyber sex?
Cleverbot: You start.
User: Erm.. You got a webcam?
Cleverbot: I am who I am. I am nemesis.
User: Got skype?
Cleverbot: You are a parasite. A para WEBsite.
User: DO you have skype , I ask you.
Cleverbot: Nope I don't watch tv.
I think it doesnt want to cyberz :[
Description
:D That was really funny XD it was thinking for like a minute xD The convo is saved but will be sent out only to those who REALLY want it xD
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gtamike_TSGK
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Joined: 20 Aug 2006 Posts: 2991 Location: Mapper since 2007 YouTube: gtamikesvideos Country: Browser: Age: 34
Posted: Wed Feb 16, 2011 01:17 Post subject:
I like
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