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Zog Ecosse · Posted: Mon Jan 19, 2009 03:39 Post subject: Aussie Joke

A bloke's wife goes missing while diving off the West Australian coast.
He reports the event, searches fruitlessly and spends a terrible night
wondering what could have happened to her.

Next morning there's a knock at the door and he is confronted by a
couple of policemen, the old Sarge and a younger Constable. The Sarge
says, 'Mate, we have some news for you, unfortunately some really bad
news, but, some good news, and maybe some more good news'.

'Well,' says the bloke, 'I guess I'd better have the bad news first.'
The Sarge says, 'I'm really sorry mate, but your wife is dead. Young
Bill here found her lying at about five fathoms in a little cleft in the
reef. He got a line around her and we pulled her up, but she was dead.'

The bloke is naturally pretty distressed to hear of this and has a bit
of a turn. But after a few minutes he pulls himself together and asks
what the good news is.

The Sarge says, 'Well when we got your wife up there were quite a few
really good sized crays and a swag of nice crabs attached to her, so
we've brought you your share.' He hands the bloke a bag with a
couple of nice crays and four or five crabs in it.

'Geez thanks. They're bloody beauties. I guess it's an ill wind and all
that... so what's the other poss ible good news?'

'Well', the Sarge says, 'if you fancy a quick trip, me and young Bill
here get off duty at around 11 o'clock and we're gonna shoot over there
and pull her up again!'

Ghost Dog_TSGK · Posted: Mon Jan 19, 2009 05:21 Post subject:

ZOMG!

Xmeagol · Posted: Mon Jan 19, 2009 14:56 Post subject:

Freelancer · Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2009 00:31 Post subject:

didnt we read that yesterday? Very Happy

CUz i did XDDDD

edit: sorry...i thought mick posted a joke like that yesterday xD ...
and i didnt realise that i haven't respond to it ...So sorry XD
Funney Joke , telz it again! ^_^ XD

opti185 · Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2009 00:32 Post subject:

Zog Ecosse · Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2009 13:01 Post subject:

To avoid confusion in the future, I will consult Diet H2O on suitable wording for a new topic title when it looks like repitition.
In the meantime~

Yet another Aussie Joke

Subject: Drinks...Aussie style?

A Muslim was seated next to an Australian on a flight from London
to Melbourne, Australia.
After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.
The Aussie asked for a bourbon and coke, which was brought
and placed before him.
The flight attendant then asked the Muslim if he would like a
drink.
He replied in disgust,
'I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let liquor
touch my lips.'
The Aussie then handed his drink back to the attendant and said,
'Me too. I didn't know we had a choice.'

Shimmy_TSGK · Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2009 20:53 Post subject:

yeah i hate it when people order drinks while am traveling, i really suffocate. Never thought about the whores thou... hmmmm

StonedCabbage · Posted: Wed Jan 21, 2009 00:39 Post subject:

Shimmy_TSGK · Posted: Wed Jan 21, 2009 03:14 Post subject: