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exfido
Joined: 04 Jun 2008 Posts: 159 Location: Timmins Ontario Country: Age: 64
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Posted: Sun Jan 18, 2009 08:27 Post subject:
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A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room,
waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam.
The doctor arrived, and examined the baby,
checked his weight, saw it was a little low, and being a little concerned,
asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed.
'Breast-fed,' she replied.
'Well, strip down to your waist,' the doctor ordered.
She did. He pinche d her nipples, pressed, kneaded, and
rubbed both breasts for a while in a very professional
and detailed examination.
Motioning to her to get dressed, the doctor said,
'No wonder this baby is underweight.
You don't have any milk.'
I know,' she said,
'I'm his Grandma,
but I'm glad I came.'
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Nutz
Joined: 17 Sep 2007 Posts: 713 Location: A forest near you. Country: Browser: Age: 50
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Posted: Sun Jan 18, 2009 13:24 Post subject:
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Shimmy_TSGK
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Joined: 25 May 2006 Posts: 2444 Location: Dubai, 2 clicks away from Burj Khalifa Country: Browser: Age: 40
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Posted: Sun Jan 18, 2009 14:08 Post subject:
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lol! that would never happen in real life.
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Xmeagol
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Joined: 26 Oct 2006 Posts: 3612 Location: Oh my god look behind you it's an evil combine advisor with a raging erection oh my god. Country: Browser: Age: 702
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Posted: Sun Jan 18, 2009 17:08 Post subject:
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LOOL
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StonedCabbage
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Joined: 18 Jun 2006 Posts: 2273 Location: Birmingham, United Kingdom Country: Browser: Age: 37
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Posted: Sun Jan 18, 2009 18:44 Post subject:
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haha
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krazimu
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Posted: Sun Jan 18, 2009 20:42 Post subject:
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LOL
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Freelancer
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Joined: 06 Jun 2006 Posts: 3227 Location: Latvija Country: Browser: Age: 32
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Posted: Sun Jan 18, 2009 21:58 Post subject:
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LOL'D XD
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