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MeekMeekle
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Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 03:49 Post subject:
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20 and 22 are the ultimate!
a lot of bifjab's are excellent tips too.
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Biffjab
Joined: 05 Nov 2006 Posts: 360 Location: Bognor Regis, England Country: Browser: Age: 29
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Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 22:14 Post subject:
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>.<
quote to biffjab
YOU SUCK
wooo
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StonedCabbage
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Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2007 00:50 Post subject:
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Tip # W eva TF we R on: SMG or RPG the stupid stick and crowbar noobs 2 death, as long as they don't get that humilation sound effect in, ur A OK, oh yer, just stand in a corner y doing it, while crouhing, because the recoil in this game suxs more than CS:S
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Xenon
Joined: 11 Apr 2007 Posts: 151 Location: Northwest UK Country: Browser: Age: 34
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Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 00:39 Post subject:
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Tip #27: Lag is the best armour. So fire up your game and join a server located on the other side of the world (or have Virgin Media as your ISP where I live)
and watch as your stuttery form dazzles and confuses potential killers. Warning: may also reduce accuracy on your side too, so stock up on that SMG ammo!
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Zog Ecosse
Joined: 17 Apr 2007 Posts: 788 Location: Lerwick Shetland Country: Browser: Age: 72
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Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 04:09 Post subject:
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Tip ## or whatever it is -------------avoid good players.
I have never learned to do this.
That is why my kpd absolutely sucks.
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MiCao
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Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 09:28 Post subject:
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Zog Ecosse wrote: |
Tip ## or whatever it is -------------avoid good players.
I have never learned to do this.
That is why my kpd absolutely sucks.
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Tip #29: Avoid bad players. I have never learned to do this. That is why my points always drop back to the same level.
Tip #30: Avoid players at all. This will guarantee a stable amount of points and a steady kpd. You might have to learn surviving suicide kill attempts though.
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Shimmy_TSGK
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Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 20:36 Post subject:
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Tip 31 : always is 10%
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suckface
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Posted: Sat Sep 15, 2007 02:21 Post subject:
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Tip 32: You will notice that some of the more inexperienced players have a fixation on the melee weapons in hl2dm. An excellent tactic to use against these 'noobs' is to run toward them wielding a melee weapon, preferably the stun stick. "The brandishing of the holy stick," as it is usually called by these nublets, is somewhat akin to a mating call in hl2dm. The sight of the stick will cause these players to attempt to begin the dance of the stick with you. As they close in on you, no doubt displaying their perverted obsession, fondling the glowing stick eagerly, there is only one thing you have to remember: The rpg is the next weapon down from the stun stick.
Tip 33: Once you have blown up the offending stick user, it is important to press an oft-overlooked button on your keyboard. The "Caps Lock" key allows you to easily express your enthusiasm or disgust for the happenings of the game. For example: You have just blown up your stick-weilding opponent and gained your well-deserved '1pt'. The appropriate reaction to this scenario is "HAHAAHAHAHA NOOOB U SUCK HAHAHAAHA" Now, let's say you have blown up your opponent but have also killed yourself in the blast. You may want to say something like: "HAHAAHAHAHA NOOOB U SUCK HAHAHAAHA" Or perhaps you have been taken out by the rape-stick in a shameful experience that you'd rather soon forget. In this case you may find yourself typing: "HAHAAHAHAHA NOOOB U SUCK HAHAHAAHA". However you decide to express yourself, just remember that Caps Lock will get your point across more effectively and with more style than with any other form of communication.
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Ghost Dog_TSGK
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Posted: Sat Sep 15, 2007 04:52 Post subject:
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Tip 32: . "The brandishing of the holy stick," as it is usually called by these nublets, is somewhat akin to a mating call in hl2dm. The sight of the stick will cause these players to attempt to begin the dance of the stick with you. As they close in on you, no doubt displaying their perverted obsession, fondling the glowing stick eagerly |
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Nutz
Joined: 17 Sep 2007 Posts: 713 Location: A forest near you. Country: Browser: Age: 50
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Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 17:34 Post subject:
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Resurrecting old topic. looks like we missed one.
Tip 33: ALWAYS use the tall ladders on BS and V8. The elevators are way too crowded an overused
making you and easy target. It's much quicker and less obvious to go floor to ceiling
on these often overlooked tools. Your slow and steady climb with frequent
stops to fire make you very unpredictable and hard to hit.
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Termi
Joined: 24 Nov 2007 Posts: 28 Location: Holland Country: Browser: Age: 33
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Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 01:35 Post subject:
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Nah... 1 good placed nade and your dead. I prefer ele's cause it's faster and better and I always look for easy targets on ladders
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Lawitz
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Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 01:39 Post subject:
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I try to challenge myself and get them from across the map with xbow or balls while they climb them up.
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Phat Bacon
Joined: 09 Dec 2006 Posts: 1178 Location: Behind the Stick that killed you Country: Browser: Age: 31
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Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 02:49 Post subject:
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Lawitz wrote: |
I try to challenge myself and get them from across the map with xbow or balls while they climb them up. |
you feel pretty good when you get them. and then laugh uncontrollably at their demise
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Nutz
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Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 16:09 Post subject:
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Termi wrote: |
Nah... 1 good placed nade and your dead. I prefer ele's cause it's faster and better and I always look for easy targets on ladders |
(whispers) I know
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65 Impala SS
Joined: 05 Mar 2007 Posts: 158 Location: VA Beach VA Country: Browser: Age: 61
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Posted: Sun Apr 13, 2008 01:18 Post subject:
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for thouse who dount know an impact granade may be shot down by bullet of pelets and another thing if you have something flyes at you you can shoot it down by the crosbow some light things cood be shot down by magnum so you dount have to take gg out and cach it wich makes you vonroble |
That aint true at all!!
You can't shoot down anything but an explosive barrel.
I hear you can deflect nades with GGun. Yeah, like that is more effective than just getting out of there!?!? try deflecting an impact nade and get back to me.
Try shooting a radiator next time it is launched at your face!
And shooting an impact grenade!?!? HAHAHAHAHA!
you can use an object as protection against the mag or bow but not the other way around.
Hell, i have never been successful blocking an RPG with anything.
Even mag shots and bow shots can disappear in the RPGs wake.
There sure is a lot of talk about the RPG in this thread. i thought TSGK frowned upon the RPG.
Bunny hopping away or backwards bunnyhopping when confronted with a melee freak, is the best method.
Course a head shot always works.
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Lawitz
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Posted: Sun Apr 13, 2008 03:08 Post subject:
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a funny thing to try if you dont already know it: smg nades are a like a physic, when you fire one like you fired a fast orb (change to gravgun and left click) it will explode right in front of you.
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StonedCabbage
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Posted: Sun Apr 13, 2008 14:46 Post subject:
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yep, i always wonder why they explode in my face sometimes
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Biffjab
Joined: 05 Nov 2006 Posts: 360 Location: Bognor Regis, England Country: Browser: Age: 29
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Posted: Sat May 17, 2008 17:38 Post subject:
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Tip 35 : Pay no attention to Breen
Tip 36 : Dont act as if HL2DM is a war game were you must camp in order to survive , there are so many campers nowerdays who seem to think its appropriate to use smg and ar2 and shotgun as a camping tool.
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Camping tool |
Pun Pun
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Wonderbanana
Joined: 01 Jan 2007 Posts: 404 Location: Hertfordshire Country: Browser: Age: 48
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Posted: Sat May 17, 2008 19:37 Post subject:
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Tip 36 : Dont act as if HL2DM is a war game were you must camp in order to survive , there are so many campers nowerdays who seem to think its appropriate to use smg and ar2 and shotgun as a camping tool.
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Couldn't disagree more! Please do camp! Stay still! I love it - makes you so dam easy to hit!
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gtamike_TSGK
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Posted: Sat May 17, 2008 19:41 Post subject:
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Wonderbanana wrote: |
Biffjab wrote: |
Tip 36 : Dont act as if HL2DM is a war game were you must camp in order to survive , there are so many campers nowerdays who seem to think its appropriate to use smg and ar2 and shotgun as a camping tool.
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Couldn't disagree more! Please do camp! Stay still! I love it - makes you so dam easy to hit! |
Boooooom Head Shot!!!!!
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Freelancer
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Posted: Sat May 17, 2008 20:19 Post subject:
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gtamike123 wrote: |
Wonderbanana wrote: |
Biffjab wrote: |
Tip 36 : Dont act as if HL2DM is a war game were you must camp in order to survive , there are so many campers nowerdays who seem to think its appropriate to use smg and ar2 and shotgun as a camping tool.
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Couldn't disagree more! Please do camp! Stay still! I love it - makes you so dam easy to hit! |
Boooooom Head Shot!!!!! |
*SCHOING!!!!* Bunk shot!
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Biffjab
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Posted: Sun May 18, 2008 11:53 Post subject:
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Nana , you dissapoint me.
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Zog Ecosse
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Posted: Sun May 18, 2008 22:18 Post subject:
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Naw
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Tip 36 : Dont act as if HL2DM is a war game were you must camp in order to survive , there are so many campers nowerdays who seem to think its appropriate to use smg and ar2 and shotgun as a camping tool. |
Tip 36a If you have to camp, do it properly.
There still may be a few about who remember my early days.
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Freelancer
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Posted: Mon May 19, 2008 00:34 Post subject:
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Zog Ecosse wrote: |
Naw
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Tip 36 : Dont act as if HL2DM is a war game were you must camp in order to survive , there are so many campers nowerdays who seem to think its appropriate to use smg and ar2 and shotgun as a camping tool. |
Tip 36a If you have to camp, do it properly.
There still may be a few about who remember my early days.
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I have demo's Zog...your ashamed now?
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Zog Ecosse
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Posted: Mon May 19, 2008 10:13 Post subject:
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Slightly embarassed not ashamed. It is a phase all novices go through until they learn better. I asked why I was upsetting people in this very forum over 13 months ago and I have not camped since.
I am sure there are other players who are a lot better than me that camped when they were novices but they may not care to admit it.
Also, there is difference between campling and sniping. A sniper takes one or two shots and moves to another location to avoid detection. If you have a demo of me playing just prior to mid April 2007, you will find that I was probably sniping not camping.
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Plasmo_TSGK
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Posted: Mon May 19, 2008 10:29 Post subject:
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Zog Ecosse wrote: |
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I have demo's Zog...your ashamed now? |
Slightly embarassed not ashamed. It is a phase all novices go through until they learn better. I asked why I was upsetting people in this very forum over 13 months ago and I have not camped since.
I am sure there are other players who are a lot better than me that camped when they were novices but they may not care to admit it.
Also, there is difference between campling and sniping. A sniper takes one or two shots and moves to another location to avoid detection. If you have a demo of me playing just prior to mid April 2007, you will find that I was probably sniping not camping.
Zog |
Regardless of his prior camping, I think Zog's rocking beard more than absolves him from his past camping transgressions!!!!
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Freelancer
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Posted: Mon May 19, 2008 14:39 Post subject:
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Zog Ecosse wrote: |
Freelancer wrote ~
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I have demo's Zog...your ashamed now? |
Slightly embarassed not ashamed. It is a phase all novices go through until they learn better. I asked why I was upsetting people in this very forum over 13 months ago and I have not camped since.
I am sure there are other players who are a lot better than me that camped when they were novices but they may not care to admit it.
Also, there is difference between campling and sniping. A sniper takes one or two shots and moves to another location to avoid detection. If you have a demo of me playing just prior to mid April 2007, you will find that I was probably sniping not camping.
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WEll i was an RPG whore and smg maniac till TSGK servers xDDD Overwatch was boring for me ...all the flying bodys and the rpg and the camping and the....ahhh it reminds me that i forgot to but the hamster out of the can >_< ... Damn i just checked.... he is dead...i think 2 years or 3 for now HL2DM ruin Lifes!!!
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eXs|DanielAndres
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Posted: Mon May 19, 2008 15:23 Post subject:
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Freelancer wrote: |
i was an RPG whore |
I'm guilty as well I used to constantly annoy them all on Bellas Room Map.
Pitattack had some hard times with me and the RPG on there.
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Shimmy_TSGK
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Posted: Mon May 19, 2008 16:20 Post subject:
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tip number 37: never be ashamed of crimes you already committed. spawn kill whoever spawn killed you
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Wonderbanana
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Posted: Mon May 19, 2008 16:51 Post subject:
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Biffjab wrote: |
Nana , you dissapoint me. |
It was supposed to be ironic
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