TSGK Clan Forum

Lawitz · Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2008 16:13 Post subject: funny in-game comments

got any funny comments you have been given while playing the game you would like to share with us so we can have a laugh? Very Happy

can be good or bad. can be either positive or negative comments, as long as they are funny.

today I got this comment: "BYE NO LIFE big man who eating and playing game all the time" Laughing

Sadist · Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2008 19:14 Post subject: Re: funny in-game comments

Freelancer · Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2008 20:36 Post subject:

The theory was developed by Sigmund Freud .... His Dream explenations are just..WRONG ....lol i havent slept normaly since i read his explenation of pne of my dreams Shocked

Its nearly like this
Axe=Sexual Symbol that means falos or a genitalia(how to spell it?)
Old man = A sexual attraction to someone and your wishes to be with him/her.

And overal i get this

A man with a huge D**k rinning after me cuz i love him? Shocked

...I dont think that im in love with a guy...
Ye i am feeling sad and lonely/warm inside with a special person .... BUT THAT IS JSUT WRONG! ...Lol... how the hell my dream is connected to the explenation i duno...altho i got the hang of my dream now...lol thanks to my psychology class Very Happy

I found a solution after a lesson of "how ppl are acting while sleeping" Smile

Oh and this phrase just kills me while laughing XD

Ghost Dog_TSGK · Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2008 22:30 Post subject:

Turn off the aimbot,
Turn off the wallhax,
Turn off the buddha mode,
Turn off the grenade hack?????

Seriously, dude thought I was hacking my grav nades.

"THE GRENADE STUCK TO MY FACE AND EXPLODED, I KNOW GRAV NADES DON'T LIE!!11one"

EDIT:Almost forgot my two favorites, GHOST DOG PLEASE DON'T SPAM (translation=Please stop winning I wanted to have my name in first place and we should play like this is CSsource.)

And, Script noob.

Lawitz · Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2008 22:57 Post subject:

"nice bhop script"
"pff scripter" (disconnect) (but: later came back and then accepted I dont script)
"please turn off hacks"
"cheater" (I was using xbow mainly Laughing

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{RiP}Judas.Priest · Joined: 07 May 2007 Posts: 183 Country: Age: 40

Funniest 'comment' I've received was a slanderous accusation of using a hack. Of course, the only weapon I had been using at the time was the crowbar, to which I had made numerous kills. Razz

Phat Bacon · Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 05:09 Post subject:

got called a hacker for my stick usage/movement. Very Happy

scripts, stick damage increase, and the usual "dude you hit me from like 20 ft away OMG HAX!" . I always have to explain the game is crappy at melee. but they no listen Razz

personally i like it, it's a compliment as long as you dont hack Laughing

krazimu · Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 07:11 Post subject:

"krazimu? You are from China then?" LOL for some reason that one got me ROFLing Very Happy

Lawitz · Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 13:53 Post subject:

[AgC]Cannon Fodder · Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 14:09 Post subject:

Playing Beermonster late one night/early morning

Cannon - so what next?
...
Cannon - you there?
...
Cannon - Hellooooooo
Beermonster - oweinfnns
Cannon - Eh?
Beermonster - cant believe it
Beermonster - I fell asleep
Cannon - Huh?
Beermonster - I fell of the chair and cracked me head
Cannon - PMSL
Beermonster - Dont laugh, it F**ing hurts, think I broke it!
Cannon - *Busy laughing*
Beermonster - I'm off to bed, feel dizzy!

StonedCabbage · Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 14:32 Post subject:

lmao, i get the usual haxor/scripter comments, I think every1 in TSGK has these form of comments in one way or other, I personally love going on a DM server with 2 poeple on (Usually in the same clan) then fragging the hell out of them, then sit back laughing as the comments fly in, I don't really care about it no more, its just funny really as they never Spec you at all to see you play. We all are ub3r l33t HaXors (Part from me and Shimmy) Mr. Green

Illyria_TSGK · Posted: Thu May 22, 2008 14:05 Post subject:

eh well most of you know those hacker accusations, but I never got one so far, so this is special for me Razz

today someone accused me of cheating (after giving them several headshots) Then someone else said "no he is good" and I told them that I'm actually a "she". Took me a little while to convince them that I'm not cheating and that I'm not a guy Laughing

Shimmy_TSGK · Posted: Thu May 22, 2008 14:50 Post subject:

ROFLCOPTER @ Buddha mode

the only one i get is: your damn stick!

oh and on the eye servers if you type rif you get a nice guitar Hendrix style!

i know doesnt have to do with anything

1337_Byte · Joined: 05 Dec 2007 Posts: 171 Country: Age: 31

Once this person told me to stop grenade spamming because it apparently requires no skil. I use nades all the time and they're like 40 percent of my kills.

MiCao · Posted: Thu May 22, 2008 15:20 Post subject:

I really had to laugh at that one:

"Are you on the phone again or a noob in general?"

See, sometimes the word "noob" can be part of something funny, and not just the first step to be muted Wink

Freelancer · Posted: Thu May 22, 2008 16:17 Post subject:

MiCao · Posted: Thu May 22, 2008 16:29 Post subject:

Controllerboy_TSGK · Posted: Thu May 22, 2008 19:28 Post subject:

There was this dude yesterday that said I hacked xbows O_o It was something like "TSGK cheat ! The bolt hit the floor !" =O

Lawitz · Posted: Thu May 22, 2008 20:13 Post subject:

Biffjab · Posted: Thu May 22, 2008 20:14 Post subject:

The Bitter Ones.
"Your not a real clan anyway" - _____1_____
"Egotistical , Noobish and Full of themselves" USLAAAAAAGZ
"Noob Clan" - Dot Matrix
"No one can jump like that without scripts" - a member of DOH.
"You Hitlerize everything , Nazi!" - An ex Kc.

And my most memorable happy ones.
"HAXOR XD" - Freelancer ( Funny )
"Miles (me) is not talented with ICT." - The ICT Teacher ( Funny )
" Very Happy

" - Mr Jingles ( Happy/Funny )
"You probably can't understand me over my thick Scottish accent, how are you Biffjab's mother?" Scottish Warrior ( Happy/Funny )
"If you need my help , just ask" - Osiris ( Happy )
"Sure I'll join kc , who are you?" - Fyckfaco ( Happy/Funny )
Smile

Much love to everyone encorporated in this post.
*These are not 100% accurate*

StonedCabbage · Posted: Thu May 22, 2008 20:25 Post subject:

Shimmy_TSGK · Posted: Thu May 22, 2008 20:38 Post subject:

SlaughterMuffin · Posted: Thu May 22, 2008 23:58 Post subject:

A very funny thing was when I was once playing, don't remember when and with whom, just that NiX was there too, that one guy who didn't play that good maybe because not often or was new or something started (after getting killed several times) saying "wtf" all the time he died and then at some point just said "EVEN MORE WTF"... it was really funny Very Happy

and no, I don't use dots or something when I type or talk. @_@

{RiP}Judas.Priest · Joined: 07 May 2007 Posts: 183 Country: Age: 40

My two personal favorites:

"it is because he has an auto push script that pushes anything with the grav gun that comes at him".

"20k points...you definately must script".

Freelancer · Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 01:22 Post subject:

Illyria_TSGK · Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 09:42 Post subject:

Plasmo_TSGK · Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 09:52 Post subject:

my favorite of all time is......

rainbows (if you know you know...if you don't, I apologize)

Wonderbanana · Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 10:24 Post subject:

This one always made me laugh, apparently my 'hacks' were the reason HL2DM was so unstable:

-=|BK|=-Deadly_Dad : Nana
Nana : yo
gSe|³ SHREW : TURN OFF YOUR AIM BOT
Nana : i crashed to
gSe|³The Barman : turn you cheat off
Nana : lol
-=|BK|=-Deadly_Dad : Nana NAna
gSe|³ SHREW : HAHA
Nana killed carol with shotgun.
Se|³The Barman : turn you cheat off
Nana : lol
-=|BK|=-Deadly_Dad : Nana NAna
gSe|³ SHREW : HAHA
Nana killed carol with shotgun.
gSe|³ SHREW killed Nana with 357.
gSe|³The Barman : or play somewhere else
Nana : :p
carol killed gSe|³ SHREW with ar2.
Nana killed carol with grenade_frag.
Nana killed gSe|³ SHREW with physics.
Nana killed gSe|³ SHREW with shotgun.
gSe|³The Barman : I dont mind losing but not to a cheat
Nana : ??/
Nana : u kno i dont cheat
gSe|³The Barman : if you use a BOT or a script you are cheating
Nana : how can u use a bot?
gSe|³The Barman : you tell me
-=|BK|=-Deadly_Dad : Hl2 does seem to random crash at times
Nana : aye Sad
gSe|³The Barman : its caused by cheats
gSe|³The Barman : it makes the server unstable
gSe|³ SHREW : WITH BIG BOTS
gSe|³The Barman : I used to like playing with Nan but not anymore
Nana : what???
gSe|³The Barman : Nana I said you were fun to play with at one time but not anymore
-=|BK|=-Deadly_Dad : this all new to me
-=|BK|=-Deadly_Dad : but i don't like the sound of it
Max HeadRoom[UK} : biatch
Nana : gg
Max HeadRoom[UK} : i need a piana tuna

Laughing

MiCao · Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 13:00 Post subject:

MiCao · Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 13:02 Post subject: