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Diet H2O_TSGK
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Joined: 03 Aug 2006 Posts: 3281 Location: Ireland (right, left, then second on the right) Country: Age: 52
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Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 14:44 Post subject:
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Okey dokey. Senor Diet is going to teach you how to deal with players who accuse you of cheating. You normally have 3 options:
1. Ignore them
2. Agree with them (not really advisable)
3. Disagree with them
Options 1 and 3 are not very effective. Option 1 can only be used if you are a Zen Buddhist. Option 3 normally ends up making you look like you are too defensive.
There is a fourth option, the Diet option. This seeks to calmly explain how you are not cheating but to slowly introduce the accusor to a high degree of discomfort. In short, you try to freak him out. I think this example which happened recently is a good one....
zzzzzzz: diet the cheat
Diet: hows that then?
zzzzzzz: people are cheating whats the point
Diet: zzzz - seriously -I interested - why u think cheat?
Diet: would you like to learn how to do those things?
Diet: cmon - I'll show you
Diet walks up to zzzz, while flashing and gets shotgun blast to his head.
Diet: now thats not nice
zzzzzzz:so you have not come across someone who will not die?
Diet: but I was standing in front of you flashing my light... and you killed me.... so whats your point?
zzzzzz: you let me
Diet: and I also let 15 others kill me?!
Diet: the grav gun captures combine balls - no secret, you should crouch when you jump - no secret
Diet: so why go on about cheating if you dont really know?
Diet: it's impolite
Diet: and quite hurtful to to somebody witha personality disorder
zzzzzz: are you fat?
Diet: Yes
Diet: you know what zzzz - we could be great m8s - I could stay in your shed
Diet: whats your address?
Diet: zzz - meet me in back room near shotgun
Diet: zzzz? cmon - I'm on your team now
zzzzzz sort of stopped talking to me after that.
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Spike
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Joined: 06 Jul 2006 Posts: 460 Location: Guernsey (Channel Islands off the coast of france) Country: Browser: Age: 32
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Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 15:43 Post subject:
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Hehe he called me a cheater too, I asked him why and got no reply
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Freelancer
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Joined: 06 Jun 2006 Posts: 3227 Location: Latvija Country: Browser: Age: 32
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Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 16:21 Post subject:
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Got affended too.
After that
nuba: Dude...
Acuser:what?
nuba:Hallo!
Acuser:what??
Nuba:Do you like |-|4><?
Ac:I dont hax! yiu do!
Nuba:Want to trade tips?
Ac:What???
Nuba:ok Lets have a hax party at ya place man!
Ac:What!!!!!????
Nuba:Ok my house then...
Ac:.....
Nuba: :O dots! I like dots,do you like dots?How about talking about dots?
Ac:(no reply)
Nuba: Ok Creampuff dont be so sad,comas are okay too;)
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Diet H2O_TSGK
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Joined: 03 Aug 2006 Posts: 3281 Location: Ireland (right, left, then second on the right) Country: Age: 52
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Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 16:46 Post subject:
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N1 Freelancer N1
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SAMWIDGE
Joined: 19 Oct 2006 Posts: 951 Location: on a chair.... Country:
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Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 18:24 Post subject:
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haha i have to say i prefer freelancers more confuse them
just come up with random things,
zzzz: you are a cheat..
samwidge: i like cheese scons
zzzz: wtf?
samwidge: hello my names samwidge, whats your name?
zzzz: shut up you stupid *******************************
samwidge: mmmmm donuts
zzzz: omg shut up!!!!
samwidge: do you like dogs? i think they are nice barbequed.
zzzz has left the game......
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deluxe
Joined: 31 Dec 2006 Posts: 204 Location: Europe Country: Browser:
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Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 19:24 Post subject:
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yeah samwidge, u know how to deal with such guys^^
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Freelancer
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Joined: 06 Jun 2006 Posts: 3227 Location: Latvija Country: Browser: Age: 32
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Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2007 15:02 Post subject:
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MMMMM BBQ dogs ^_^ yummy
DoG has left the game (Disconnected by user)
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SAMWIDGE
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Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2007 18:21 Post subject:
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haha
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Knife
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Joined: 26 Aug 2006 Posts: 809 Location: Belgium Country: Age: 41
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Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2007 18:25 Post subject:
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Woehaha
I like Freelancers aproach
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Xmeagol
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Joined: 26 Oct 2006 Posts: 3612 Location: Oh my god look behind you it's an evil combine advisor with a raging erection oh my god. Country: Browser: Age: 702
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Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 16:14 Post subject:
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New Orleanz: Stop hacking fucker
Breen: its called spawnkill
new orleanz: Noob.
Breen: Ooh, Someones arrogant!
new orleanz: STFU, GTFO.
Breen: Stop swearing me, or ill kick your ass so fast, youll die.
New Orleanz: SRY didnt know you were admin, i cehave now!!!1
Breen to himself: WTF!
Breen: Uhm. Okay, you've been warned..
1 hour later:
New orleanz has left the game (Reliable channel overflow)
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Freelancer
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Joined: 06 Jun 2006 Posts: 3227 Location: Latvija Country: Browser: Age: 32
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Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 16:37 Post subject:
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Sadist
Joined: 29 Jun 2006 Posts: 721 Location: The TSF Council Country:
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Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 17:19 Post subject:
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My fave is
such and such has the left the server (this account is being used in another location).
The accusers dont seem to understand the irony that they themselves are cheating the law.
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moskiitto
Joined: 27 Mar 2007 Posts: 12 Country:
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Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 20:03 Post subject:
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Everytime someone calls me "lol noob", there are two options what I say:
"Do you even know what noob means? Please tell me what it means if you do know." They usually shut up right after that.
Second one is "You just got your ass kicked by a noob, what that makes you?"
SAMWIDGEs "technique" works too =)
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SAMWIDGE
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Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 17:07 Post subject:
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Freelancer
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Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 09:13 Post subject:
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underscore_n0rm
Joined: 25 Jan 2007 Posts: 371 Location: Richmond, IN USA Country: Browser: Age: 35
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Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 16:45 Post subject:
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Random guy:how do you keep jumping?
n0rm: It's called a bunni hop.
Random guy: Why don't you bunny hop some more underscore?
n0rm: good idea
(minutes and stick kills later)
Random guy has left the game (disconnected cause he got discouraged)
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SAMWIDGE
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Posted: Sat Mar 31, 2007 09:44 Post subject:
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