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Diet H2O_TSGK
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 14:44    Post subject:  Funny chats
Subject description: How to deal with accusations of being a cheater
 

Okey dokey. Senor Diet is going to teach you how to deal with players who accuse you of cheating. You normally have 3 options:

1. Ignore them
2. Agree with them (not really advisable)
3. Disagree with them


Options 1 and 3 are not very effective. Option 1 can only be used if you are a Zen Buddhist. Option 3 normally ends up making you look like you are too defensive.

There is a fourth option, the Diet option. This seeks to calmly explain how you are not cheating but to slowly introduce the accusor to a high degree of discomfort. In short, you try to freak him out. I think this example which happened recently is a good one....

zzzzzzz: diet the cheat
Diet: hows that then?

zzzzzzz: people are cheating whats the point
Diet: zzzz - seriously -I interested - why u think cheat?

Diet: would you like to learn how to do those things?

Diet: cmon - I'll show you

Diet walks up to zzzz, while flashing and gets shotgun blast to his head.

Diet: now thats not nice
zzzzzzz:so you have not come across someone who will not die?

Diet: but I was standing in front of you flashing my light... and you killed me.... so whats your point?

zzzzzz: you let me
Diet: and I also let 15 others kill me?!

Diet: the grav gun captures combine balls - no secret, you should crouch when you jump - no secret

Diet: so why go on about cheating if you dont really know?

Diet: it's impolite

Diet: and quite hurtful to to somebody witha personality disorder

zzzzzz: are you fat?
Diet: Yes

Diet: you know what zzzz - we could be great m8s - I could stay in your shed

Diet: whats your address?

Diet: zzz - meet me in back room near shotgun

Diet: zzzz? cmon - I'm on your team now


zzzzzz sort of stopped talking to me after that. Confused Laughing

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 15:43    Post subject:  

Hehe he called me a cheater too, I asked him why and got no reply Sad
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 16:21    Post subject:  

Got affended too.
After that
nuba: Dude...
Acuser:what?
nuba:Hallo!Very Happy
Acuser:what??
Nuba:Do you like |-|4><?
Ac:I dont hax! yiu do!
Nuba:Want to trade tips?
Ac:What???
Nuba:ok Lets have a hax party at ya place man!
Ac:What!!!!!????
Nuba:Ok my house then...
Ac:.....
Nuba: :O dots! I like dots,do you like dots?How about talking about dots?
Ac:(no reply)
Nuba: Ok Creampuff dont be so sad,comas are okay too;)

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 16:46    Post subject:  

N1 Freelancer N1 Very Happy
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 18:24    Post subject: samwidge
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haha i have to say i prefer freelancers more Laughing confuse them

just come up with random things,

zzzz: you are a cheat..

samwidge: i like cheese scons

zzzz: wtf?

samwidge: hello my names samwidge, whats your name?

zzzz: shut up you stupid *******************************

samwidge: mmmmm donuts

zzzz: omg shut up!!!!

samwidge: do you like dogs? i think they are nice barbequed.

zzzz has left the game......

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 19:24    Post subject:  

yeah samwidge, u know how to deal with such guys^^
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 23, 2007 15:02    Post subject:  

MMMMM BBQ dogs ^_^ yummy

DoG has left the game (Disconnected by user) Laughing

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 23, 2007 18:21    Post subject: samwidge
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 23, 2007 18:25    Post subject:  

Woehaha Laughing

I like Freelancers aproach Laughing
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 16:14    Post subject:  

New Orleanz: Stop hacking fucker

Breen: its called spawnkill

new orleanz: Noob.

Breen: Ooh, Someones arrogant!

new orleanz: STFU, GTFO.

Breen: Stop swearing me, or ill kick your ass so fast, youll die.

New Orleanz: SRY didnt know you were admin, i cehave now!!!1

Breen to himself: WTF!

Breen: Uhm. Okay, you've been warned..


1 hour later:

New orleanz has left the game (Reliable channel overflow)
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 16:37    Post subject:  

Surprised
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 17:19    Post subject:  

Quote:
New orleanz has left the game (Reliable channel overflow)


My fave is

such and such has the left the server (this account is being used in another location).

The accusers dont seem to understand the irony that they themselves are cheating the law.
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 20:03    Post subject:  

Everytime someone calls me "lol noob", there are two options what I say:
"Do you even know what noob means? Please tell me what it means if you do know." They usually shut up right after that.
Second one is "You just got your ass kicked by a noob, what that makes you?"

SAMWIDGEs "technique" works too =)
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 17:07    Post subject: samwidges
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 09:13    Post subject:  

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 16:45    Post subject:  

Random guy:how do you keep jumping?
n0rm: It's called a bunni hop.
Random guy: Why don't you bunny hop some more underscore?
n0rm: good idea
(minutes and stick kills later)
Random guy has left the game (disconnected cause he got discouraged)

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 31, 2007 09:44    Post subject: samwidge
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