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Two priests are in a bathroom using the urinals.
One of them looks at the other one's penis
and notices there's a Nicoderm patch on it.

He looks at the other priest and says, 'I believe
you...

A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.
Four worms were placed into four separate jars.
The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.
The sec...

We Must Stop This Immediately
Have you noticed that stairs are getting steeper. Groceries are heavier. And, everything is farther away. Yesterday I walked to the corner and I was dumbfounded to ...

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The most powerful politician in the world is Black.
The head of the Republican National Committee is Black.
The best known media ...

Neil Armstrong
ON JULY 20, 1969, AS COMMANDER OF THE APOLLO 11 LUNAR MODULE, NEIL ARMSTRONG WAS THE FIRST PERSON TO SET FOOT ON THE MOON.

HIS FIRST WORDS AFTER STEPPING ON THE MOON, 'THAT'S ONE...

(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right
and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five
minutes is only...

Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children.
A blind man join them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife and the nine kids are...

A married couple went to the hospital together to have their
baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new
machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pai...

Ethel was a bit of a demon in her wheelchair, and loved to charge around the nursing home, taking corners on one wheel and getting up to maximum speed on the long corridors.

Because the poor woma...

A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the middle of the road.

He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the rabbit jumps right in front of the car.

...

Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his
hands up and down the horse's legs and rump, and chest. After a few minutes, Jo...

new teacher was trying to make use of her
psychology courses. She started her class by saying,
'Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!' After
a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The tea...

Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my
husband that my breasts are too small.
Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he
uncharacteristically comes up...

Have a fabulous STRESS FREE Day!
Thought for the day
Handle every stressful situation like a dog.
Pee on it and walk away.

An 80 year old woman was arrested for shop lifting. When
she went before
the judge he asked her, "What did you steal?"
She replied: a can of peaches.
The judge asked her why she had stolen them a...

A Somalian arrives in Vancouver as a new immigrant to Canada . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says ... 'Thank you Mr. Canadian for letting me in this country, giving me ...

Three Hillbillies are sitting on a porch shootin' the breeze.

1st Hillbilly says: 'My wife sure is stupid!...She bought an air conditioner. '

2nd Hillbilly says: 'Why is that stupid?'

1st Hil...

One dog to another WOOF Happy b Day

Grandma's letter.
She is eighty years old and still drives her own car.
She writes: Dear Grandson
The other day I went up to our local Christian book store and saw a Honk if you love Jesus bumper s...

This guy was lonely and so he decided life would be more fun
if he had a pet. So he went to the pet store and told the
owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet. After some
discussion he finally b...

IF - YOU HAD ALL THE MONEY YOUR HEART DESIRES?

IF - YOU HAD NO WORRIES?

IF - YOU CAME HOME AND THE FINEST MEAL IS AWAITING YOU

IF - YOUR BATH WATER HAD BEEN RUN?

IF - YOU HAD THE PERFECT ...

This is a true story, proving how fascinating the mind of a six year old is. They think so logically.

A teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class. She came to the part of...

Couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering things.. During a checkup, the doctor tells them that they're physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to help th...

You might not have known this,but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. Here are some examples:
FREEZER BAGS:
They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can se...

[quote="Zog Ecosse"]COME ON YOU GUYS. Ther must be more of you that have a sense of humour and know a joke or is it restrcted to just the few who post here?
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She notices a boy in the field standing alone, while all the other kids are running around having fun.
She takes pity on him and decides to speak to him.
'You ok?' she says.
'Yes.' he says.
'You ...

I looked over to my left and there was a
Woman
In a brand new
Holden Calais
Doing 110 kms per hr
With her
Face up next to her
Rear view mirror
Putting on her eyeliner.
I loo...

California vintners in the Napa Valley area, which primarily produce Pinot Blanc, Pinot Noir and Pinot Grigio wines, have developed a new hybrid grape that acts as an anti-diuretic.
It is expected t...

An RCMP officer stops at a ranch in Alberta, and talks with an old
rancher.
He tells the rancher, 'I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown
drugs.'
The old rancher says, 'Okay, but don...

A Doctor in Newfoundland wanted to get off work and go hunting, so he approached his assistant 'Garge, I am going hunting tomorrow and don't want to close the clinic.
I want you to take care of the...