TSGK Clan Forum Half-Life 2 : Deathmatch TSGK Clan forum.    Calendar   FAQ   Search   Memberlist   Usergroups   Register   Profile   Log in to check your private messages   Log in  gummy September 05 1971 (54 year old) Moviepropking September 06 Calendar  Calendar Tue 02 Sep 2025 Wed 03 Sep 2025 Thu 04 Sep 2025 Fri 05 Sep 2025 Sat 06 Sep 2025 Sun 07 Sep 2025 Mon 08 Sep 2025 gummy   Moviepropking   Search found 158 matches  Forum index » Search Page 2 of 6 [158 Posts]   Goto page: Previous 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 Next Author Message   Topic: Thread for jokes? exfido Replies: 245 Views: 216314 Posted: Fri Jan 22, 2010 06:46    Subject: Old I know Forum:  TSGK General » Fun Stuff THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER Fresh from my shower, I was standing in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling me it's not...   Topic: Happy Birthday Red Viper!!!! exfido Replies: 17 Views: 10801 Posted: Wed Jan 20, 2010 04:50    Subject: Happy Birthday Forum:  TSGK General » General Discussion » Birthdays & Special days wishes Happy Birthday   Topic: Thread for jokes? exfido Replies: 245 Views: 216314 Posted: Sat Dec 05, 2009 06:32    Subject: Burglar Forum:  TSGK General » Fun Stuff A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said, 'Jesus knows you're here.' He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his...   Topic: Thread for jokes? exfido Replies: 245 Views: 216314 Posted: Fri Oct 16, 2009 04:13    Subject: BEST CLEAN/DIRTY JOKE Forum:  TSGK General » Fun Stuff A good looking man walked into an agent's office in Hollywood and said 'I want to be a movie star.' Tall, handsome and with experience on Broadway, he had the right credentials. The agent asked, 'Wh...   Topic: Thread for jokes? exfido Replies: 245 Views: 216314 Posted: Thu Sep 24, 2009 06:39    Subject: A blonde teenage girl(for the men) Forum:  TSGK General » Fun Stuff A blonde teenage girl, wanting to earn some extra money for the summer, decided to hire herself out as a 'handy-woman', and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood. She went to the fron...   Topic: Thread for jokes? exfido Replies: 245 Views: 216314 Posted: Thu Sep 24, 2009 06:32    Subject: Naked Cowboy(for the woman) Forum:  TSGK General » Fun Stuff A Sheriff in a small town in Texas walks out in the street and sees a blond haired cowboy coming toward him with nothing on but his cowboy hat, his gun and his boots. He arrests him for indecent expos...   Topic: Thread for jokes? exfido Replies: 245 Views: 216314 Posted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 06:00    Subject: Grandma & Grandpa Forum:  TSGK General » Fun Stuff Grandma and Grandpa were visiting their kids overnight. When Grandpa found a bottle of Viagra in his son's medicine cabinet, he asked about using one of the pills. The son said, "I don't think yo...   Topic: Thread for jokes? exfido Replies: 245 Views: 216314 Posted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 05:59    Subject: This is so beautiful......dog joke Forum:  TSGK General » Fun Stuff A little boy says to his mother,"Mommy, how come I'm black and you're white?" His mother replied, "Don't even go there! From what I remember about that party, you're f**king lucky you don't ba...   Topic: Thread for jokes? exfido Replies: 245 Views: 216314 Posted: Fri Aug 14, 2009 06:32    Subject: Final hours Forum:  TSGK General » Fun Stuff Morris returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the doctor has told him that he has only 24 hours to live. Given the prognosis, Morris asks his wife for sex. Naturally, she agrees, so they ma...   Topic: Thread for jokes? exfido Replies: 245 Views: 216314 Posted: Fri Aug 07, 2009 07:20    Subject: MEDICARE IN A NUTSHELL Forum:  TSGK General » Fun Stuff The phone rings and the lady of the house answers, 'Hello.' 'Mrs.Sanders, please.' 'Speaking.' 'Mrs.Sanders, this is Doctor James at Saint Agnes Laboratory. When your husband's doctor sent his b...   Topic: Thread for jokes? exfido Replies: 245 Views: 216314 Posted: Fri Aug 07, 2009 07:18    Subject: The Ofice Forum:  TSGK General » Fun Stuff Three girls all worked in the same office with the same female boss. Each day, they noticed the boss left work early.. One day, the girls decided that, when the boss left, they would leave right...   Topic: Happy Birthday Tricky D exfido Replies: 16 Views: 10132 Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2009 03:59    Subject: Happy birthday. Forum:  TSGK General » General Discussion » Birthdays & Special days wishes Happy birthday.   Topic: Yeti Ninja's Bday exfido Replies: 13 Views: 8470 Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2009 13:50    Subject: Forum:  TSGK General » General Discussion » Birthdays & Special days wishes Happy Birthday   Topic: StonedCabbage_TSGK exfido Replies: 23 Views: 14581 Posted: Wed Jul 22, 2009 06:20    Subject: Forum:  TSGK General » General Discussion » Birthdays & Special days wishes Happy Birthday   Topic: JoshsFace_TSGK exfido Replies: 15 Views: 8822 Posted: Wed Jul 22, 2009 06:19    Subject: b day Forum:  TSGK General » General Discussion » Birthdays & Special days wishes Happy birthday   Topic: DeezNut$ exfido Replies: 11 Views: 6640 Posted: Tue Jul 14, 2009 22:09    Subject: Forum:  TSGK General » General Discussion » Birthdays & Special days wishes Same here happy late(?) birthday dude!   Topic: Personal Awards and Global Awards exfido Replies: 663 Views: 495504 Posted: Tue Jul 14, 2009 21:57    Subject: Forum:  TSGK General » Global Announcement Well done u slut   Topic: Thread for jokes? exfido Replies: 245 Views: 216314 Posted: Mon Jun 29, 2009 01:08    Subject: eXfido Forum:  TSGK General » Fun Stuff Ex Fido ask the waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an unusually attractive woman sitting alone at a table in a cozy little restaurant. So the waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, 'Th...   Topic: happy birthday osiris exfido Replies: 32 Views: 24841 Posted: Wed Jun 24, 2009 06:29    Subject: b day Forum:  TSGK General » General Discussion » Birthdays & Special days wishes Happy Birthday   Topic: Thread for jokes? exfido Replies: 245 Views: 216314 Posted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 05:36    Subject: How to Tell the Sex of a Fly Forum:  TSGK General » Fun Stuff A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter. 'What are you doing?' She asked. 'Hunting Flies’ He responded. 'Oh! Killing any?' She asked. 'Yep, 3 mal...   Topic: Happy Birthday Squidward exfido Replies: 20 Views: 12857 Posted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 05:25    Subject: b day Forum:  TSGK General » General Discussion » Birthdays & Special days wishes Happy birthday Squidward   Topic: Happy Bday Exfido & Tlc exfido Replies: 17 Views: 11003 Posted: Fri Jun 19, 2009 07:23    Subject: b day Forum:  TSGK General » General Discussion » Birthdays & Special days wishes Thanks Guys & Girls Had A great day Now that computer is working again DOWN for week.   Topic: Welcome back Illyria_TSGK exfido Replies: 23 Views: 15554 Posted: Tue Jun 02, 2009 05:00    Subject: welcome back Forum:  TSGK General » General Discussion welcome back   Topic: Happy birthday Lord Davros exfido Replies: 13 Views: 7197 Posted: Fri May 29, 2009 22:22    Subject: b day Forum:  TSGK General » General Discussion » Birthdays & Special days wishes Happy Birthday!!   Topic: Thread for jokes? exfido Replies: 245 Views: 216314 Posted: Thu May 28, 2009 06:01    Subject: The Pastor's Ass Forum:  TSGK General » Fun Stuff The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and it won again. The local paper read: PASTOR'S ASS...   Topic: Thread for jokes? exfido Replies: 245 Views: 216314 Posted: Sun May 24, 2009 17:38    Subject: The robot Forum:  TSGK General » Fun Stuff John was a salesman's delight when it came to any kind of unusual gimmicks. His wife, Marsha, had long ago given up trying to get him to change. One day John came home with another one of his unusua...   Topic: Thread for jokes? exfido Replies: 245 Views: 216314 Posted: Sat May 23, 2009 04:52    Subject: Cat in the hat Forum:  TSGK General » Fun Stuff Cat in the hat cat.jpg  Description     Filesize   74.66 KB  Viewed   484 Time(s)   Topic: Thread for jokes? exfido Replies: 245 Views: 216314 Posted: Sat May 23, 2009 04:39    Subject: Polite Way To Pee... Forum:  TSGK General » Fun Stuff During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question: 'Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you...   Topic: snow june 19th 2009 exfido Replies: 9 Views: 5205 Posted: Wed May 20, 2009 05:48    Subject:  snow june 19th 2009 Forum:  TSGK General » General Discussion snow.JPG  Description     Filesize   95.29 KB  Viewed   236 Time(s)   Topic: Happy Birthday Shimmy_TSGK exfido Replies: 23 Views: 14697 Posted: Mon May 18, 2009 04:54    Subject: b day Forum:  TSGK General » General Discussion » Birthdays & Special days wishes Happy Birthday Shimmy_TSGK   Page 2 of 6 [158 Posts]   Goto page: Previous 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 Next  Forum index » Search Powered by phpBB © 2001, 2005 phpBB Group

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