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A guy sat down at the bar and ordered a beer.

The bartender filled his mug and slid it down the bar.

While sliding down the bar, the mug hit a blond woman's boobs and splashed all over them......

A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards.

The little boy asked why he wore his collar backwards.

The man, who was a priest, sai...

The Pope and Tiger Woods die on the same day and because of an administrative mix up the Pope went to hell and Tiger Woods went to heaven.

The Pope explains the situation to the administrative cle...

A local business was looking for office help. They put a sign in the
window, stating the following:

"HELP WANTED. Must be able to type. Must be good with a computer, Must be bilingual. We are an...

We have had some ash fallout here and everything is covered in a thin layer of fine particles. There was a definate smell of hydrogen sulphide when it rained at 2100 yesterday.
Its all of northern E...

This seems to be the only suitable place for this because its sort of weather related ~

Here is an early satellite picture of the ash cloud from the volcano in Iceland that closed all UK airports. ...

I ended up with a tank 123 cm x 40 cm x 30 cm. after about 3 years. And you are correct in thinking that they will need a pond to live in eventually.
I was fortunate enough to find sombody that had a...

I was really was pissed off when I lost out on winning the pub quiz by one point.

The question was, "Where do women mostly have curly hair?"

Apparently it's Africa .

The Liverpool manager, Rafael Benitez, flies to Bagdad to watch a young Iraqi play football, is suitably impressed and arranges for him to come over to Anfield.

Two weeks later Liverpool are 4-0...

A bit of culture?

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaappppppppyyyyyyyy birthday

Ghooooooooooooooosty

It's up to the long established "friendly" clans to make it work.
I for one wanted to participate without the expectaion of being remotely sucessful. Unfortunately the need to win at all cost seems t...

A fairy tale ~

Far, far away lived a beautiful Queen with voluptuous breasts. Although he was entranced, Nick the Dragon Slayer knew the penalty for his desire would be death should he try and touc...

Are you old enough to remember text only computer games ?

The year is 2222 and Mike and Maureen land on Mars after accumulating enough Frequent Flier miles.

They meet a Martian couple and are talking about all sorts of things. Mike asks if Mars has a sto...

Rublis wrote ~

Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee.

The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he
walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."

The second ...

We have all talked to this guy at somtime or another, at last a face to the name on the phone ~

Mujibar was trying to get a job in India .

The Personnel Manager said, 'Mujibar,
You have p...

Why can't I own a Canadian?

Dr. Laura Schlessinger is a radio personality who dispenses advice to people who call in to her radio show. Recently, she said that, as an observant Orthodox Jew, homo...

OMG thats simple, never even occured to me to google it.
I thought I was right about the player but it is not much of a hack if it turns up as a line in everbodys game game console.

I think I wi...

Tried to spec a player tonight and could not. All the rest were ok.

In console I got this line in red ~

FCVAR_CLIENT_CAN_EXECUTE prevent running command: spec_player

Any ideas?

I leave it ...

Truely awesome, I think the artist felt the pain.

Lawitz wrote ~

Is it just a makeover or has Steam actually addressed what concerns us most Question

............our online game playing experience.
That remains to be seen.
One thing thats for certain is that there is...

A man buys a parrot, but after several weeks of trying, is unable to get it
to speak a single word. In desperation he takes the bird to a vet for
advice.

The vet tells him that the parrot's be...

Just a few more observations after a weekend of Bioskock2

Make sure you set up Games for Windows_LIVE properly. I didn't and lost 3 hours play because the single player game wont save without it. ...

I don't think I can help much anymore without actually having hands on the PC.
Check you overclock and make sure your PCIE bus is running at the right speed.

My gut reaction to this type of problem is that you have got a memory problem. Either the on the gfx card or the system memory. I have come across this before, its probably a ram chip overheating.
Tr...

Was hoping to be the first to report on the game but this did not pan out. I pre ordered the game from a local shop ( he has not grasped the concept of release dates yet Laughing

). I could have been pl...

This has got to be one of the best I have seen for a while ~