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After 12 long years he is back. This is cool and judging by the trailer its gonna be a lot of laughs. Out this May

Edit There is gonna be a multiplayer Laughing

Duke Nukem Forever multiplayer deta...

GG Aqua

Sorry I could not join in before I was chatting with Soltan.
If I had it might never have happened but then again you might already have been there. Laughing

Sorry it took so long ...

Congratulations to the master of serial SPAM.

TDM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wu4oy1IRTh8&feature=related

Centrum

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0ffIJ7ZO4U

This is the final flypast of RAF Harriers over No 10 Downing Street before they headed for the knackers yard.

You may have to tilt your head a bit or even screw your eyes up to read the message!...

A man breaks into a house to look for money and guns.

Inside, he finds couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of the bed and ties him to a chair.

While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed
...

I was right in the thick of it but to make things worse, the first invite I got was a genuine one from KC Tournament which, I accepted. The rest started pouring in from neyo, random strangers and GTA ...

I see that you have gone to the trouble of finding out where it happened Osiris. I did not remain long on the server because I was aware right away that something was not quite right. It seemed to be ...

There are a lot of wierd occurances, some of which I have captured over the last four years. Its is an old game written for older technology. (I don't pretend to even understand the ins and outs of th...

Definately not TDM. I have not played that for quite some time. It happened in Franks Hangout server normal dm.
Perhaps I was visited by the ghost of Kurt Cobain.

To add to my record of odd suicides I achieved this last night (ought to be an award for this sort of thing Laughing

) ~

I was doing a bit of digging for some info on the car and I got a virus warning that looked exactly like Bit Defender screen. It said my c: drive was infersted with trojans and I had 4 viruses. It als...

[quote]Cleverbot: I am from Mars.

User: How do you like Mars?

Cleverbot: It is quite nice.

User: Can you describe it in more detail?

Cleverbot: It is brown, sticky and has a strong des...

Guido, the Italian lover

A virile,middleaged Italian gentlemen named Guido was relaxing at his
favourite bar in Rome when he managed to attract a spectacular young
blonde woman. Things progres...

Thanks to my friends at TSGK for their kind birthday wishes. It is especially nice when this comes from those who were arround when I first put pen to the forum almost four years ago. Very Happy

I hope we a...

Apologies to Mr. R Kipling

If you can start the day without caffeine,

If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,

If you can resist complaining and boring people with your trou...

Have a good one m8 - hope to see you tomorrow if you are about.
Laughing

Happy Christmas to all my friends at TSGK.

Zoggy

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small town in Arkansas .
With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a bl...

Paddy is passing by Mick's hay shed one day when through a gap in the door he sees Mick doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an old red Massey Ferguson.

Buttocks clenched he performs a ...

What Rubls says is perfectly correct as it applies to a crt monitor. Without getting too tecnical the fps in a crt is governed by the refresh rate because it is an analogue device when it actually com...

I recently download updated nvidia drivers and noticed I was getting a slight improvement in my fps rate. For the first time I noticed it had gone slightly over 300 fps. I thought this was sort of odd...

I found this feature when I was adjusting my video setting in order to try to make combine balls more visible. I have a a high frame rate because of my gfx card and processor but I too noticed a diffe...

Don't get me wrong I never said it was the dogs bollocks.
Some of you might be experiencing problems and I can relate to.
I have a very fast i7 and that might be masking a lot of problems that ar...

After a few hours of play I have come to the conclusion that the game is not broken or fundamentally different.
Its like puting a different engine in a car ~ you do it to improve performance but the ...

I think the best was to describe my last nights games was it was like going back 3 years and playing on a slow internet connection. Anybody who plays high ping servers on a regular basis will have les...

A man entered the bus with both of his pockets full of golf balls and sat down next to a beautiful blonde.
The puzzled blonde kept looking at him and his bulging pockets.

Finally, after many sid...

And when copoius ammouts of ale were drunk at the inn, somone shouted "let us tarry forth an play with our sticks."
And low, there was a might whacking of wood and steel whith sparks like srteams o...

Sam stood over his tee shot on the 450 yard 18th hole for what seemed an eternity.

He waggled, looked up, looked down, waggled again, but didn't start his
back swing.

Finally his exasperated...