TSGK Clan Forum Half-Life 2 : Deathmatch TSGK Clan forum.    Calendar   FAQ   Search   Memberlist   Usergroups   Register   Profile   Log in to check your private messages   Log in  skinhead September 12 1965 (60 year old) Calendar  Calendar Mon 08 Sep 2025 Tue 09 Sep 2025 Wed 10 Sep 2025 Thu 11 Sep 2025 Fri 12 Sep 2025 Sat 13 Sep 2025 Sun 14 Sep 2025 skinhead   Search found 777 matches  Forum index » Search Page 9 of 26 [777 Posts]   Goto page: Previous 1, 2, 3, ..., 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, ..., 24, 25, 26 Next Author Message   Topic: Thread for jokes? Zog Ecosse Replies: 245 Views: 216745 Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2009 03:27    Subject: Forum:  TSGK General » Fun Stuff COME ON YOU GUYS. Ther must be more of you that have a sense of humour and know a joke or is it restrcted to just the few who post here? ------------------------------------------------------------...   Topic: Breen comes out of the closet Zog Ecosse Replies: 20 Views: 11431 Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2009 03:07    Subject: Forum:  TSGK General » General Discussion Quote: No one even noticed i changed my name I did Raf but you can never be sure if its temporary or not so its not worth commenting on for this reason. Now we all know how Dr. Breen is...   Topic: Thread for jokes? Zog Ecosse Replies: 245 Views: 216745 Posted: Tue Mar 10, 2009 19:24    Subject: Forum:  TSGK General » Fun Stuff Walking past a cemetry one day I seen four men carrying a coffin round and round. 3 hours later I saw the same men with the same coffin and I thought to myself oh my god, they've lost the f***ing plot...   Topic: Thread for jokes? Zog Ecosse Replies: 245 Views: 216745 Posted: Sun Mar 08, 2009 11:01    Subject: Forum:  TSGK General » Fun Stuff Judy got married and had 13 children. Her first husband,Ted, died of cancer. She married again, and she & Bob had 7 more children. Bob was killed in a car accident, 12 years later. Judy ag...   Topic: Ever climbed a mountain? Zog Ecosse Replies: 14 Views: 8145 Posted: Fri Mar 06, 2009 10:57    Subject: Forum:  TSGK General » General Discussion Er Yes, several, in winter, the hard way. But that was a long time ago.   Topic: Thread for jokes? Zog Ecosse Replies: 245 Views: 216745 Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 22:52    Subject: Forum:  TSGK General » Fun Stuff Subject: Chemical Engineers "So, Perfessor," said the other old perfessor, "what do you old folks do now that you're retired?" "Well," said the old perfessor, "I'm fortunate to have a few fr...   Topic: Thread for jokes? Zog Ecosse Replies: 245 Views: 216745 Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 22:48    Subject: Forum:  TSGK General » Fun Stuff There's trouble brewing, guys. You have to hope this study is flawed but the evidence seems irrefutable. Several months ago, scientists at Europe's annual human reproduction conference suggest...   Topic: Who would you pick? Zog Ecosse Replies: 27 Views: 19577 Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 02:28    Subject: Forum:  TSGK General » General Discussion If I were 30 years younger and could play a LOT beter I have you all for breakfast. But I guess i'm gonna starve. Ghost Dog seems to be favorite so here one i prepared earlier ~ Amou...   Topic: Thread for jokes? Zog Ecosse Replies: 245 Views: 216745 Posted: Wed Mar 04, 2009 17:54    Subject: Forum:  TSGK General » Fun Stuff A man was lying in bed with his new girlfriend. After having great sex, she spent the next hour just scratching his balls-- something she seemed to love to do. As he was enjoying it, h...   Topic: Thread for jokes? Zog Ecosse Replies: 245 Views: 216745 Posted: Sat Feb 28, 2009 05:01    Subject: Forum:  TSGK General » Fun Stuff Maria had just gotten married, and being a traditional Italian she was still a virgin. On her wedding night, staying at her mother's house, she was very nervous. Her mother reassured her; 'Don't w...   Topic: Thread for jokes? Zog Ecosse Replies: 245 Views: 216745 Posted: Fri Feb 27, 2009 13:07    Subject: Forum:  TSGK General » Fun Stuff Subject: EU Directive No. 456179 EU Directive No. 456179 In order to meet the conditions for joining the Single European currency, all citizens of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Nor...   Topic: Thread for jokes? Zog Ecosse Replies: 245 Views: 216745 Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2009 04:04    Subject: Forum:  TSGK General » Fun Stuff You are blonde and on a bus, when you suddenly fart. Luckily the music is very loud. So every time you fart, you do it time it with the music. When you start making your way to the door a...   Topic: ????? HOW ????? Zog Ecosse Replies: 7 Views: 4269 Posted: Thu Feb 19, 2009 03:55    Subject: Forum:  TSGK General » General Discussion Er chaps, I just checked when it happened. Its as per the screenshot below. It was server 28 which is not a TDM server so it rules out the TDM theory. I have just been back on the server and suicide... screen.JPG  Description     Filesize   104.7 KB  Viewed   203 Time(s)   Topic: ????? HOW ????? Zog Ecosse Replies: 7 Views: 4269 Posted: Wed Feb 18, 2009 21:42    Subject: Forum:  TSGK General » General Discussion I have just tried that. In ordinary dm you don't suicide but in tdm when you go into spectate, you suicide. mental note* do not go ito spectate whilst playing tdm unless you are already d...   Topic: ????? HOW ????? Zog Ecosse Replies: 7 Views: 4269 Posted: Wed Feb 18, 2009 19:26    Subject:  ????? HOW ????? Forum:  TSGK General » General Discussion I was checking my Consortium stats this morning and I would be realy interested if anybody can tell me how I managed to commit suicide with a CROWBAR screen.JPG  Description     Filesize   20.84 KB  Viewed   214 Time(s)   Topic: Thread for jokes? Zog Ecosse Replies: 245 Views: 216745 Posted: Wed Feb 18, 2009 10:12    Subject: Forum:  TSGK General » Fun Stuff In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also...   Topic: Far from dead Zog Ecosse Replies: 19 Views: 13218 Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 03:52    Subject: Forum:  TSGK General » General Discussion Yes, there are probably good games to be had where you are and, I have played with some of the players you mention. It is not about being the best, it is about enjoying the game. Thats why I am in ...   Topic: Suspicious message from a Steam Friend Zog Ecosse Replies: 13 Views: 8311 Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 21:09    Subject: Forum:  TSGK General » General Discussion Quote: These are one year old news Zog Not willing to be an arse or anything It may be old news to you but there are many thousands who don't go back a year. In fact this is the first pl...   Topic: Suspicious message from a Steam Friend Zog Ecosse Replies: 13 Views: 8311 Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 16:18    Subject: Forum:  TSGK General » General Discussion This is message I got on the back of a steam community group invite about 3 weeks ago. It has been reported. ~ S T E A M bot#37910: Automated messaging system has detected multiple ip usage on this...   Topic: Far from dead Zog Ecosse Replies: 19 Views: 13218 Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 14:40    Subject: Forum:  TSGK General » General Discussion There are hardcore HL2DM players like myself that play every day. I am finding it hard to get the type of game I like. It all appears to be smg touting novices or pros/semi pros who take the game far ...   Topic: Thread for jokes? Zog Ecosse Replies: 245 Views: 216745 Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 17:53    Subject: Forum:  TSGK General » Fun Stuff A guy goes to a supermarket and notices a beautiful blonde wave at him and say's hello. He's rather taken a back, because he can't place where he knows her from, so he says "do you know me?" to wh...   Topic: Thread for jokes? Zog Ecosse Replies: 245 Views: 216745 Posted: Sun Feb 08, 2009 03:39    Subject: Forum:  TSGK General » Fun Stuff Investment tips for 2009 With all the turmoil in the market today, the collapse of Lehman Bros and the acquisition of Merrill Lynch by Bank of America, this might be good advice. For all of you ...   Topic: :| Zog Ecosse Replies: 2 Views: 3385 Posted: Sun Feb 08, 2009 03:34    Subject: Forum:  TSGK General » Fun Stuff Getting old .... was it the worn joints or the fart ... wtf WD40 and laxitives   Topic: Thread for jokes? Zog Ecosse Replies: 245 Views: 216745 Posted: Fri Feb 06, 2009 17:13    Subject: Forum:  TSGK General » Fun Stuff Jock is driving home late one night when 'BANG' he kills a deer. Now, not wanting to be wastefull of such a good piece of 'roadkill', he puts in the boot thinking it would make some good eating. ...   Topic: Thread for jokes? Zog Ecosse Replies: 245 Views: 216745 Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 22:36    Subject: Forum:  TSGK General » Fun Stuff I have been away for a few days Stoned so here is one you might like. I expect I might have to explain it to those nor au fait with working class British cuisene. A bloke starts his new job at th...   Topic: Thread for jokes? Zog Ecosse Replies: 245 Views: 216745 Posted: Sun Feb 01, 2009 14:21    Subject: Forum:  TSGK General » Fun Stuff Confession An elderly man walks into a confessional. The following conversation ensues: Man: 'I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many children, grandchildren, and great gran...   Topic: Stunstick or Crowbar & Why Zog Ecosse Replies: 34 Views: 23479 Posted: Fri Jan 30, 2009 20:53    Subject: Forum:  TSGK General » General Discussion I started playing DM seriously just after an upgrade emasculated the crow bar in 2007. It was slow and innefective until a plug in came along later in 2007 and the bar was back to speed again. I there...   Topic: Happy Birthday Zog Zog Ecosse Replies: 22 Views: 13987 Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 01:26    Subject: Forum:  TSGK General » General Discussion » Birthdays & Special days wishes Thank you all for your kind wishes. That is except Tiscali who conspired to rob me of my nights entertainment with my friends. I tried everything to get my connection back but alass I am ...   Topic: Thread for jokes? Zog Ecosse Replies: 245 Views: 216745 Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2009 10:13    Subject: Forum:  TSGK General » Fun Stuff Dodgy female software Warning to all computer users I AM currently running the latest version of Girlfriend 5.0 and having some problems. I’ve been running the same version of Drinking Buddies...   Topic: Graphics Card Zog Ecosse Replies: 58 Views: 51309 Posted: Sun Jan 25, 2009 16:31    Subject: Forum:  TSGK General » HL2 Help It might be worth checking out the psu 12v supply to the card. According to this, the minimum psu power output for a 9800 GTX is 450W http://www.nvidia.com/object/product_geforce_9800_gtx_us.html ...   Page 9 of 26 [777 Posts]   Goto page: Previous 1, 2, 3, ..., 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, ..., 24, 25, 26 Next  Forum index » Search Powered by phpBB © 2001, 2005 phpBB Group

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