TSGK Clan Forum Half-Life 2 : Deathmatch TSGK Clan forum.    Calendar   FAQ   Search   Memberlist   Usergroups   Register   Profile   Log in to check your private messages   Log in  maeggs December 10 1985 (40 year old) opti185 December 08 1978 (47 year old)  TSGK Member  Plasmo_TSGK December 12 1983 (42 year old)  TSGK Member  Calendar  Calendar Mon 08 Dec 2025 Tue 09 Dec 2025 Wed 10 Dec 2025 Thu 11 Dec 2025 Fri 12 Dec 2025 Sat 13 Dec 2025 Sun 14 Dec 2025 opti185   maeggs   Plasmo_TSGK   Search found 777 matches  Forum index » Search Page 8 of 26 [777 Posts]   Goto page: Previous 1, 2, 3, ..., 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, ..., 24, 25, 26 Next Author Message   Topic: Thread for jokes? Zog Ecosse Replies: 245 Views: 225218 Posted: Mon Apr 27, 2009 16:39    Subject: Forum:  TSGK General » Fun Stuff A man had two of the best seats at the FA Cup final. As he sits down, another man comes along and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him. "No", he says, "the seat is empty." "This ...   Topic: PETS ! Zog Ecosse Replies: 176 Views: 196180 Posted: Sun Apr 26, 2009 01:26    Subject: Forum:  TSGK General » Fun Stuff OMG I am so f****** jelous. The pond is almost as big as my garden.   Topic: Thread for jokes? Zog Ecosse Replies: 245 Views: 225218 Posted: Fri Apr 24, 2009 21:48    Subject: Forum:  TSGK General » Fun Stuff Apologys to blonds. A blonde was driving home after a game, and got caught in a really bad hailstorm. Her car was covered with dents. So the next day she took it to a repair shop. The shop owner sa...   Topic: PETS ! Zog Ecosse Replies: 176 Views: 196180 Posted: Fri Apr 24, 2009 18:40    Subject: Forum:  TSGK General » Fun Stuff Nice pond Borg. I an sure my silver ghost carp would love it in there. I am now looking at a 5 foot tank to house him and his friends. ( not to mention having to re-enforce the floor)   Topic: Thread for jokes? Zog Ecosse Replies: 245 Views: 225218 Posted: Fri Apr 24, 2009 11:26    Subject: Forum:  TSGK General » Fun Stuff Ever find yourself having to send a card to sombody you don't realy like? Its so difficult to find one with the right message in it. It's twee at best and given sentiment you might actually feel damn...   Topic: Improve shotgun damage!!! Zog Ecosse Replies: 29 Views: 35737 Posted: Thu Apr 23, 2009 10:11    Subject: Forum:  TSGK General » Tips & Tricks Just to point out the comments I made about primary and secondry fire pellet count are no longer valid. One of the numerous updates since my initial post have restored the shotgun to the way it is sup...   Topic: Thread for jokes? Zog Ecosse Replies: 245 Views: 225218 Posted: Wed Apr 22, 2009 02:10    Subject: Forum:  TSGK General » Fun Stuff Winter Classes for Men at THE ADULT LEARNING CENTRE REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED by Friday, 28th November 2009 NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS...   Topic: Thread for jokes? Zog Ecosse Replies: 245 Views: 225218 Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2009 21:59    Subject: Forum:  TSGK General » Fun Stuff Two elderly women were eating breakfast in a restaurant one morning. Ethel noticed something funny about Mabel's ear and she said, ''Mabel, do you know you've got a suppository in your left ear?' Mabe...   Topic: Thread for jokes? Zog Ecosse Replies: 245 Views: 225218 Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2009 02:53    Subject: Forum:  TSGK General » Fun Stuff A large and very loud American goes into a bar in Glasgow . "I hear tell all you Scotch people are real hard drinkers." he says in a big booming voice, "Now you folks just don't know what hard d...   Topic: Thread for jokes? Zog Ecosse Replies: 245 Views: 225218 Posted: Tue Apr 14, 2009 19:40    Subject: Forum:  TSGK General » Fun Stuff When people buy a dog, they usually name him something like Rover or Bowser. Well I chose to name my dog "Sex". But lately Sex has been a little embarassing to me. I remember one day I too...   Topic: Thread for jokes? Zog Ecosse Replies: 245 Views: 225218 Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2009 18:46    Subject: Forum:  TSGK General » Fun Stuff Two couples were playing poker one evening. Jim accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed Bob's wife, Sue, wasn't wearing any underwea...   Topic: Thread for jokes? Zog Ecosse Replies: 245 Views: 225218 Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 01:02    Subject: Forum:  TSGK General » Fun Stuff Apologies to our overseas readers who are not au fait with soccer and also to Scousers (wtf you can change to any team you like) ......................................................................   Topic: Thread for jokes? Zog Ecosse Replies: 245 Views: 225218 Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 00:57    Subject: Forum:  TSGK General » Fun Stuff Defense Attorney: Will you please state your age? Little Old Lady: I am 71 years old. Defence Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st? ...   Topic: Thread for jokes? Zog Ecosse Replies: 245 Views: 225218 Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2009 18:28    Subject: Forum:  TSGK General » Fun Stuff Dear Mum & Dad, I am well. Hope youse are too. Tell me big brothers Doug and Phil that the Army is better than workin' on the farm - tell them to get in bloody quick smart before the jobs are all ...   Topic: Post a picture of yourself as a baby / kid! Zog Ecosse Replies: 30 Views: 22308 Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2009 02:49    Subject: Forum:  TSGK General » Fun Stuff I was three years and four months. I could not devolop my climbing skills earlier because I was born in January and the weather and condition of the trees was not conducive to early starters. More ...   Topic: Post a picture of yourself as a baby / kid! Zog Ecosse Replies: 30 Views: 22308 Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 23:40    Subject: Forum:  TSGK General » Fun Stuff Ah, well, there probably are but have not managed to get my hands on the negitives. Well is suppose its one of the crosses one has to bare when your father was a professional photographer. T...   Topic: Post a picture of yourself as a baby / kid! Zog Ecosse Replies: 30 Views: 22308 Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 22:33    Subject: Forum:  TSGK General » Fun Stuff Guess? scan0002.jpg  Description     Filesize   374.92 KB  Viewed   496 Time(s)   Topic: VAC Glitch? Zog Ecosse Replies: 6 Views: 4146 Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2009 10:39    Subject: Forum:  TSGK General » General Discussion It appears to be taking about a month from the initial catch date for a ban to be fully implemented. You will find that the player will be reported as being "caught" each time they play after the firs...   Topic: Happy Birthday top Dog Zog Ecosse Replies: 25 Views: 15901 Posted: Tue Mar 24, 2009 11:49    Subject: Forum:  TSGK General » General Discussion » Birthdays & Special days wishes HAPPY BIRTHDAY to THE DOOOOOOOOOOG from ZOOOOOOOOOOG   Topic: Post a picture of yourself as a baby / kid! Zog Ecosse Replies: 30 Views: 22308 Posted: Sun Mar 22, 2009 22:51    Subject: Forum:  TSGK General » Fun Stuff Diet, At lest you got proof ( or is it ?) that you were born not spawned I will find one also and help set the ball roling. SOS its in black and white. My grandaughter asked me " what was li...   Topic: Thread for jokes? Zog Ecosse Replies: 245 Views: 225218 Posted: Sat Mar 21, 2009 17:10    Subject: Forum:  TSGK General » Fun Stuff After Quasimodo's death, the bishop of the Cathedral of Notre Dame sent word through the streets of Paris that a new bell ringer was needed. The bishop decided that he would conduct the interviews per...   Topic: Thread for jokes? Zog Ecosse Replies: 245 Views: 225218 Posted: Sat Mar 21, 2009 17:03    Subject: Forum:  TSGK General » Fun Stuff A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack. 'Miss Whack, I'd like to get a £10,000 loan to take a holiday.' Patty looks at...   Topic: gtamike has a new pc ^^ Zog Ecosse Replies: 8 Views: 4677 Posted: Sat Mar 21, 2009 16:06    Subject: Forum:  TSGK General » General Discussion Nice rig. The E8400 dual core might have been worth a look as well. Slightly cheaper and it overclocks well (4.4ghz) benchmarks better than the slowest i7 in some applications and kicks most of the A...   Topic: Thread for jokes? Zog Ecosse Replies: 245 Views: 225218 Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2009 11:05    Subject: Forum:  TSGK General » Fun Stuff Stevie Wonder and Tiger Woods are in a restaurant having dinner. Woods turns to Wonder and says, "How's the singing career going?" Stevie Wonder replies, "Not too bad.. How's the golf?" Woods ...   Topic: Thread for jokes? Zog Ecosse Replies: 245 Views: 225218 Posted: Mon Mar 16, 2009 11:13    Subject: Forum:  TSGK General » Fun Stuff Our six nations countrymen will understand this ~ A couple were lying in bed together on the morning of their tenth wedding anniversary when the wife says 'Darling, as this is such a special occa...   Topic: Thread for jokes? Zog Ecosse Replies: 245 Views: 225218 Posted: Sat Mar 14, 2009 15:29    Subject: Forum:  TSGK General » Fun Stuff Judge Judy ________________________________ Is this the best quote of the decade, or what? Judge Judy to prostitute: 'When did you realize you were raped?" ...   Topic: So, what are you listening to at the moment? Zog Ecosse Replies: 39 Views: 32394 Posted: Sat Mar 14, 2009 14:28    Subject: Forum:  TSGK General » General Discussion For those who have been on planet Zog for the last few weeks ~ http://www.spotify.com/en/ Its a leagal music site where you can stream and download music. The company has agreements with most o...   Topic: Thread for jokes? Zog Ecosse Replies: 245 Views: 225218 Posted: Sat Mar 14, 2009 12:39    Subject: Forum:  TSGK General » Fun Stuff Samuel had a bad car accident involving a large truck. Months later, in court, the trucking company's fancy lawyer was questioning Samuel. "Didn't you say, at the scene of the accident, "I'm fine."? a...   Topic: Thread for jokes? Zog Ecosse Replies: 245 Views: 225218 Posted: Fri Mar 13, 2009 11:33    Subject: Forum:  TSGK General » Fun Stuff Mildred, 93, was despondent over the recent death of her husband Earl, so she decided to just kill herself and join him in heaven. Thinking it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took o...   Topic: Thread for jokes? Zog Ecosse Replies: 245 Views: 225218 Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2009 19:36    Subject: Forum:  TSGK General » Fun Stuff GREAT STUFF keep them comming and we want to hear from more of you. (BTW nice one Diet) ...................................................................................................... A yo...   Page 8 of 26 [777 Posts]   Goto page: Previous 1, 2, 3, ..., 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, ..., 24, 25, 26 Next  Forum index » Search Powered by phpBB © 2001, 2005 phpBB Group

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