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The Ferrari F1 team fired their entire pit crew yesterday.

The announcement followed Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the UK Government's Youth Opportunity Scheme and employ people from N...

There were two nuns..

One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM),

and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL).

It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent...

IRISH SAUSAGES

Shamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn't have a lot of money between them, they could only raise the staggering sum of one Euro.

Murphy said 'Hang on, I have an ide...

At the end of the tax year, the Tax Office sent an inspector to audit the books of a Synagogue.

While he was checking the books he turned to the Rabbi and said, 'I notice you buy a lot of candles. ...

Results of a recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex.

The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex..

* This kind of sex happens when you first meet

someone and you both have sex unti...

This is a good one, chose your own politicians ~

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the motorway. Nothing is moving.
Suddenly a man knocks on the window.

The driver rolls down his windo...

Two medical students were walking along the street when they saw an old
man walking with his legs spread apart. He was stiff-legged and walking
slowly.

One student said to his friend: "I'm sur...

exfido,I thought you had gone ito hibernation Laughing

I had not heard the first one and it is good enough to recycle elsewere.

A father walks into a restaurant with his young son..
He gives the young boy three 10p coins to play with to keep him
occupied.

Suddenly, the boy starts choking and going blue in the face....
T...

Lancashire council decided to hire 4 canibals as part of their ethnic diversity policy, the personel officer welcomed them to the roads department and informed them of their wages pensions and other b...

A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion,
multiple bruises, two black eyes, arm in a sling,
and a five iron wrapped tightly around his neck.
Naturally, the doctor asks him what ha...

Na m8 that's squirel dance. Laughing

You need to lern an 8 some or to be proficient - a quadrile. Laughing

I was looking forward to the release but the delay is a blessing in disguise.
At least I will have time to recover from the boat's gearbox rebuild.

A little more time might circumvent the fiasco o...

Happy Birthday M8
Least we managed a birthday game for you earlier. Laughing

The husband leans over and asks his wife, 'Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind the village tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made...

Yes that was a good un. I recycled it a few times Laughing

and ...... it got laughs Laughing

I hope it don't grow as fast as the red eared sliders we had. We found a sucker to take the three off our hands when they were about 20 cm.
I saw them kenelled in the tropical fish shop two years la...

Hey maan one moa likz dat an u bekomez an honorary citizin of da Planet
Zog. Laughing

A Jewish man walked into a Chinese restaurant one day and placed his
order. While he was waiting for his food to be prepared, he struck up a
conversation with the old Chinese man who was the propr...

One day a 12 year old boy was walking down the street when a car pulled
up beside him and the window was wound down. "I'll give you a bag of
lollies if you get in the car", said the driver. "No wa...

If you can get steam to launch in the offline mode, you can try connecting from there. If it does connect, you will find it is normally ok after that.

If not, you can also try a system restore and ...

Back in the time of the Samurai there was a powerful emperor who needed a new head Samurai, so he sent out a declaration throughout the country he was searching for one.

A year passed, and only 3 ...

If you receive an email warning about catching swine flu from tinned pork, please disregard immediatly as they have been found out to be ......

wait for it......

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Have a good birthday M8. Hope you did not have to work and managed a glass or two of pepsi.

A Canadian salesman checked into a futuristic hotel in Tokyo Japan

Realizing he needed a haircut before the next day's meeting, he goes to the desk clerk to ask if there was a barber on the premi...

I took my dog to the movies, and a man came up to me as we were leaving and said:
"I'm sorry to bother you, but I couldn't help but notice that your
dog was really into the movie. He cried at the ...

For those of us who bought and enjoyed Bioshock Smile

the sequel is in the offing. Its roumoured that it will be released in September in multi platform formats.
here is a trailer ~

http://www.yout...

An Aussie joke. (Mrs Zog is in Oz at the moment) Smile

Kevin the Chicken

Trevor the farmer was in the fertilised egg business. He had several hundred young layers (hens), called 'pullets' and eig...